Kevin Federline to sell sex tape

November 14th, 2006 // 136 Comments
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In the smartest – and sleaziest – move yet, Kevin Federline is using his alleged 4-hour sex tape with Britney Spears to leverage custody of the children and $30 million. He’s already been offered $50 million by companies wanting to distribute it on the web, but says he’d sell it back to Britney for $30 million and custody of their two kids. A source close to Federline says:

“At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex – and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever. Britney didn’t think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last. They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras – even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits. Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch. Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating. At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he’ll make [$50 million] from it.”

If Britney doesn’t cave and hand over the children I’m sure a judge will. Because when you see a man of such moral character and integrity as Kevin Federline there’s no way you can deny him the privelege of raising children. This guy makes Abraham Lincoln look like Hitler.

And just cause, here are some shots of Britney Spears rocking a Santa hat in mid Novemeber at a New York pharmacy. Don’t ask what’s going on in that above shot, because even God himself wouldn’t be able to tell you.

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  1. KimberWolf

    I see this whole circus act hurting him A LOT more than it would hurt her.

    He’s such an ass.

    Oh look, a woman in love having sex with her loser husband.

  2. PunjabPete

    46 – Great one… “We’re off on the road to Judea….”

  3. thebor

    Nice move K-Dirt. No judge in this country would give the kids to him. A sex tape hasn’t hurt a career yet.

    The manny is loving life right now.

  4. deborah

    Why hasn’t someone dropped a house on that Feder-shit yet and be done with it — the only thing worse than the thought of a sex tape ruining Britt is that we’ll actually have to see GAY-FED’s naked, pencil-dick flopping around in HD?! I think I threw up in my mouth a little just then.

  5. HollyJ

    Sex tapes only ever help the famous. Didn’t seem to hurt Pam OR Paris.. She’s the same kind of stupid skank they are, anyway. These women all deserve what they get doing this stupid sex-film thing.

    Still, she should tell him to eat her shit off a cold plate, then fight to keep him from getting even one penny of her fucking money. He shouldn’t even be allowed visitation rights with his kids after this shit.

  6. llllllllll

    RULE #1 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
    RULE #2 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
    RULE #3 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it.
    RULE #4 REFER BACK TO RULE #2
    RULE #5 never ever make a sex tape with your partner and give them ownership to it……IF YOU DO IT, YOU DESERVE IT!!!

  7. Jedi Kevin

    The real question is…

    Who will kill Kevin first, Sean or Jaden?

    Perhaps some kind of Menendes brothers thing.

  8. lance614

    the tape is community property. Brit gets half of whatever K Fed gets and she might also have a right to enjoin him from selling it.

  9. jrzmommy

    58!! BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT’S IT! Oy the agony!! Hee heee heee!!

  10. jrzmommy

    #60-see #8…it’s an excellent thought.

  11. #43,

    Problem is, he is going to be making that money as a U.S. citizen, at a minimum he is liable for the tax on that. Additionally as a citizen Brittany can sue either saying that she is a participant and he has no release from her, or if the tape is already public for a part of the profits, again, as a U.S. citizen our courts would have jurisdiction and unless he decides to move to a country with no extradition treaties (Syria, Iran, etc…) it is going to be tough on him. He’ll probably still do it, but Brittany’s best strategy would be to immediatly get a restraining order on that tape with instructions from the court that ANY leakage of the tape to any sites would constitute contempt, then she should tie him up in court for years bankrupting his ass…out wait, he’s already bankrupt.

  12. caljenna

    “What do you mean you don’t do it? Of course you do it. We all do it. We love to do it. I just did it and I want to do it again!”

  13. Moms and Dads, gather all of your children and bring them to the computer screen so they can read the following Public Service Announcement from AFJ:

    THERE IS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER A GOOD REASON TO BE NAKED ON FILM. EVER. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE, OR WHAT SOMEBODY ELSE TELLS YOU, KEEP YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON WHENEVER FILM IS ROLLING. ALWAYS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? KEEP YOUR NAKED BODY OFF OF FILM – FOREVER!

    The More You Know…….

  14. DancingQueen

    Why can’t this bitch ever shut her mouth in a photo? By the looks of these pictures, she is obviously on some serious drugs.

  15. deborah

    “Lawyers for Federline responded to Spears’s demand for a divorce by lodging papers indicating he will seek sole custody of the couple’s two baby sons as well as spousal support.” Ahh…now we truly know who the girl was in the relationship – Fed wants to stay home, watch soaps and drive the kids to school in his bitchin’ minivan!

  16. marshmallow-dream

    #33 are you gay?

  17. RichPort

    marshy asking, on post #69 no less, if another dude is gay. Revealing? I would say so.

  18. jrzmommy

    Hey Marshmallow, go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself with DanYELL, okay? The big kids are trying to hang out.

  19. deborah

    Oh…I couldn’t help myself — here’s the link to Gay-Fed’s myspace page — have fun ya’ll!!

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=61225846

  20. ch474

    4 hours! 4 hours?? What exactly is on this tape? Every time they made the beast with 2 heads over the 2 year marriage? Given K-tards remarkable staying power of just under 5 minutes from drawer drop to “get off me a get me a smoke bitch”, that’s 48 times or about twice a month. Watch Brit grow more disinterested with every close up wiff of wangster who won’t bathe. Note corporate product placement of the bottle of lube. Add in the 15 second money shots when he wasn’t plowing a furrow to plant a demon seed, and you have your 4 hours. I’ll pass on Brit-tard and maybe watch Pammy one more time just for old time sake.

  21. Face it, everybody! If you’re “star” wife left you high and dry with nothing (JLO)and you had some leverage on her, you would use it too!

    Sure, it’s sleazy, but it’s either that or using a price gun at Walmart for the rest of your life…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

  22. NipsyHustle

    #74 chris judd happily took the $14 million he was offered from JLO and didn’t try to be shady with a “leverage” tape. he was smart enough to know that no matter how many pop locks and windmills he performed, he’d never make that in his lifetime as a dancer.

    EARL has several million coming to him, so it’s not like he’s getting nothing. besides, all the money he spent on whores, drugs, and partying with his “homeboys” i’m sure he’s spent way more than the millions he’s getting. he should STFU and get lost.

  23. Kim

    I love how everyone is so busy fighting with each other that is took 51 posts for someone to notice that her left boob is hanging out of her bra! Can’t she feel that? I guess fakies have no feeling!

  24. NipsyHustle

    kim, have you and person # 51 been in a coma for the last week? this is only the 10,000th photo of brit on this site with her titty hanging out of a bra.

    there is nothing new or exciting about this unless you like talking about fake titties falling out of bras….and apparently it’s ALL you want to talk about. hmmmmmm. you want to fight the litter for a sip at mama’s whiskey tit?

  25. RichPort

    Kim, indeed it is. Thanks for the quick eyes.

  26. onecritic

    I am sick of people acting like Britney is a hero for kicking loser K-Fed out of her life. This problem was entirely of her own making. Why did she feel the need to steal him from his pregnant girlfriend then have two babies with this a-hole before dumping him? How is that admirable????

  27. Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude

    The source of the article stated Britney “Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image.” You mean wearing raunchy catholic school girl clothes and tongue kissing Madonna is wholesome? Then, why was I chastized all my life for wearing women’s panties on my head.

  28. Xopher.tm

    “They did nothing all day but have sex – and play the odd game of chess.”

    W. T. F?

  29. I TOLD YOU! I KNEW IT! I said this was going to happen last week, because you could smell the sleeze coming from this break up and KFed’s littl twitchy eye going over what he could do to get money.

    So, here is my question, if Redlight buys it like they do most celebrity sex tapes we carry, are you going to buy it?

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  30. eastboundanddown

    I’m not sure if being Britney’s shopping assistant is a good career move for Elliott Yamin or not.

  31. Mr. Fritz

    I bet she’s relishing in all this attention. Her music always sucked, but we have the mindless tweens to thank for making her rich. She’s such an attention loving whore. This shithead would die if she wasn’t in the news everyday. She is no different from the assholes who go on Springer.

  32. Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude

    #59, its okay to make sex tapes, people just have to remember to add on exta footage of granny sex with a donkey at the end of it to traumatize the viewers and make sure they never want to watch porn again.

  33. ASH

    Im so glad that there is someone out there that enjoys fingering their button as much as I do, and now that the tape of britbrit’s redneck vagina will come out i’ll have reason to stick the pinky in my hole…(button hole)

  34. drbunny97

    Seriously, to compare Britney’s sex tape to that of Paris….not even in the same galaxy….for crying out loud, she and Kevin were married and have 2 children….I’m pretty sure we already knew they were doing “it”. K-Fed’s penis is about the last thing I would WANT to see….eeeewwwww.

  35. drbunny97

    #79….you’re absolutely right….once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater. Britney should’ve seen this coming right about the time he abandoned family #1!

  36. gatorbates

    A limerick:

    There once was a tape that was made
    Of a red neck dork getting laid
    It showed him giving his inch
    To a singing trailer wench
    And now he wants to get paid.

    Greatest thing Mr. Earl has done with his life. Bravo!

  37. jrzmommy

    very nice #89! I enjoy your limericks.

  38. TajAmazon

    #48 – SayWhat?

    Yeah, but people will pay more if they can get it sooner. So while FedEx is dicking around with his extortion scheme, she can go around him and get even more. Or even if she sells it for the same price, at least she’d get the money. And the kids.

  39. 86

    This just goes to show you that love is just a trick that nature plays on humans to get us to procreate.

  40. sexybitch

    #92
    Or possibly learn to play chess.

  41. 86

    And ok she’s getting the body back slowly but surely but she still is in serious need of a stylist.

  42. wedgeone

    #89 – One or two syllables too long in he 3rd & 4th lines, but you get an A- for intention and an A+ for effort.

    #79 – You summed the whole issue up right there. Very insightful.

    This sex tape – will Brit’s carpet match her curtains in it? I think that guys in general prefer to watch / have sex with blonds over chicks with dark hair, but only if the colors match on both ends. I mean no disrespect to you gals who aren’t blond. Believe me, I’ve had really awesome sex with chicks whose were not blond. And I’m not trying to sound like some “all-powerful Aryan race, Hitler sound-alike” racist. But I think that some studies about human perception might lend support to this idea.
    Starting an informal poll here – guys, would you be more apt to watch Brit’s sex tape with her being a blond or with her black hair? Assuming that she’s not pregnant in any of this footage (she did spend much of her dark haired life pregnant, right?)

  43. wedgeone

    and who in the name of Jesus tap-dancing Christ is Elliott Yamin? Could that name be any more Jewish??

  44. MargeAggedon

    Exactly what I expected from such a “classy” guy.
    I’m honestly surprised he waited this long. I suspect his original plan was “Free tape with every pair of my concert tickets you buy. C’mon please? Please buy my tickets?”
    Someone explain to captain moron that blackmail is illegal.

  45. Libraesque

    This story is such a load of HORSESHIT. This is called BLACKMAIL people and last time I checked, it was illegal, as in he can get arrested if he even attempts it. So yea, NO

  46. BoognishRising

    @95

    Her pubes could be country ginger and shaved in the shape of question mark, and I still wouldn’t want to see it.

  47. BoognishRising

    @95

    Her pubes could be country ginger and shaved in the shape of a question mark, and I still wouldn’t want to see it.

  48. Samuel L. Jackson

    I always said I would not listen to Britney Spears unless she was singing to me while I was tagging her in the muthafuckin’ ass! Now it looks like this K-Fed has turned my thoughts into a muthafuckin’ reality! I bet he was like, “mmmmMMMM bitch!” Seriously though, that is muthafuckin blackmail and extortion in addition, no judge would grant him muthafuckin’ custody of any kind because Shar Jackson would show up to court with the rest of his kids to whup his muthafuckin ass for more child support, predicated on the muthafuckin’ money he MIGHT make off of Britney!

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