Kevin Federline to fake wrestle John Cena


The always amusing Kevin Federline is scheduled to fight WWE champion John Cena New Year’s Day in Miami. Earlier this fall he signed with the WWE to appear in some staged fights, and earlier this week he showed up on Monday Night Raw to promote his fight with Cena, saying:

“The real Kevin Federline never backs down from a challenge. Make all your jokes, because New Year’s Day I’m the one who is going to be laughing. Oh yeah, Cena, my name is not K-Fed, it’s Kevin Federline, bitch, and I want some and I’m gonna get some.”

My holiday wish is that on December 31, 2006 the WWE decides their matches will be real instead of rigged. Because then on January 2, 2007 we can read about how Kevin Federline died the night before when he was bent into a human pretzel and shoved into a trash can.

Thanks to Kris for the tip, who I hear could beat up both K-Fed and John Cena with just the tip of his nose.