Kevin Federline reveals all

May 3rd, 2006 // 111 Comments

Kevin Federline had a

the other day, and in it talks about wanting a threesome with Jessica Alba, choosing to save Sean Preston over Britney Spears if they were both drowning in the ocean, and thinking Britney Spears is better in bed than Shar Jackson. None of that has to do with Kevin Federline standing proudly on top of a Maserati, I just felt you’d need a visual reminder as to who the ass clown speaking was. Listen to the , and then do something to get rid of the mental image of Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline having sex. I recommend dousing your face in bleach.

Thanks to TK for the pic.



  1. large_sized_teen

    those two guys are getting their brotha cards pulled for that one.. posing with him like that

  2. CancerNipples

    101, they are just trying to get a nut in a squirrel’s world, nicca

  3. sundaybl00dysunday

    he is such a human joke!

  4. purplepuppy

    @ #7

    Holy crap that’s funny!!! But can I be the one to kick his ass. I know the kid would be disappointed, but on the bright side it would be extra funny for K-Feder-whatever to get beaten up by a girl.

  5. playahater101

    Does anyone else have the urge to jump ontop of that car and bodyslam him as hard as possible to the ground? And kick him while he cries in the fetal position?

  6. tundrababe

    I love K-Fed. He’s so lame that he makes me laugh until I cry. Repeatedly. It takes talent to do that!

  7. redsonja1313

    I think I threw up in my mouth …ALOT !!!

  8. MissAppropriated

    @ 97

    “Taking it seriously”? PRECISELY the opposite, my friend, hence my enjoyment of the comments of the abovementioned.

  9. soapbox

    Isn’t he supposed to pose with the front of the car facing the photographer? lol…

  10. Tiffany

    First Playboy, now this? Poor Jessica Alba…

  11. Is K fed have a myspace layout I bet it’s a funny one.

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