Kevin Federline and Wilmer Valderrama hook up

May 30th, 2007 // 53 Comments
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Wilmer Valderrama and Kevin Federline were spotted partying together in Las Vegas over the weekend, and the two hit it off so well K-Fed invited Fez to collaborate with him on his next album. The NY Daily News reports:

The new BFFs “chilled out together and insisted on rapping along to every song played … K-Fed invited Wilmer to be involved with his next album.” Britney’s baby-daddy even had a nifty new trick to foil the paparazzi at Heineken’s Thirst Studio Global Sessions. “He had a little flashlight he would shine in cameras so they couldn’t get any shots.”

This might be the greatest partnership since peanut better and jelly. Assuming, of course, that peanut butter and jelly were douchebags with no careers. I guess they could, like, hold meetings and discuss their goatees. Maybe braid each other’s hair and have pillow fights? And at the end of the day they can fall asleep in each other’s arms while reminiscing about better times, trying to be brave for each other as a single tear rolls down their cheek.

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Comments (53)

  1. NicotineEyePatch | May 30, 2007 at 9:28 am

    K-Fed looks pretty hot in drag but if you’re gonna hire a beard, get one that’s less gay-looking than fucking Fez.

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  2. LE | May 30, 2007 at 9:29 am

    FIRST GIRL!!

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  3. Amber | May 30, 2007 at 9:30 am

    I don’t get it….why is he in a dress?

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  4. Kim | May 30, 2007 at 9:32 am

    that is just freaky and disturbing. i’m going to have nightmares tonight.

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  5. Staci | May 30, 2007 at 9:34 am

    I’m a little confused about the dress…

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  6. Whammer Jammer | May 30, 2007 at 9:36 am

    “K-Fed’s next album”????

    God help us.

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  7. ella | May 30, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Can’t you guys tell it’s photoshoped.

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  8. kavliaris@upatras.gr | May 30, 2007 at 9:37 am

    This photo is totally fake! The guy who photoshoped this didn’t even try to make it look real.

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  9. Alllegiononflegit | May 30, 2007 at 9:38 am

    I am sure they still get more box then we do.

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  10. Denitsa | May 30, 2007 at 9:38 am

    yeah, that’s a girl’s bod with the K-Fed’s head…

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  11. elle | May 30, 2007 at 9:42 am

    i refuse to believe that anyone thought this photo was real even for a second. jesus fucking christ

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  12. jenster | May 30, 2007 at 9:47 am

    next years cast of the “surreal life”

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  13. shanipie | May 30, 2007 at 9:48 am

    I personally would like to see K-Fed actually make something of himself. I mean he’s got to really have wanted to be famous, he slept with Britney Dirtyass Spears for pete’s sake.

    If that isn’t determination I don’t know what is.

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  14. shanipie | May 30, 2007 at 9:48 am

    I personally would like to see K-Fed actually make something of himself. I mean he’s got to really have wanted to be famous, he slept with Britney Dirtyass Spears for pete’s sake.

    If that isn’t determination I don’t know what is.

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  15. Vas Deferens | May 30, 2007 at 9:50 am

    This is a Photoshop fake and a bad one too. Who the hell made this? Stevie Wonder?

    Photoshop is not for amateurs.

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  16. Kamihi | May 30, 2007 at 9:51 am

    KFed would look hot as a laydee! hehe! I am one of those dorks who thought it was real!

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  17. Dean | May 30, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Handy Manny FTW!

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  18. Cristina | May 30, 2007 at 10:09 am

    WHAT A FAKE!
    If this pic was real we would have to assume that he’s got boobs, long hair and his wax made…and K.F. is the kind of guy that would perfectly have these reqirements…but look at the photo! it’s ovbiously a girl with wilder and the face of KF attached to it…put on your glases and leave the glass of wine! It’s so clear mam…

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  19. KatieKates | May 30, 2007 at 10:14 am

    So sad that anyone thought this was real. God.

    So now the Superficial is getting so lame that they have to resort to cheap Photoshopping?

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  20. ssdd | May 30, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Fucked up job in photo shop..

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  21. Marcos Glez. | May 30, 2007 at 10:20 am

    TIPICAL AMERICAN STUPID BOY, they must record a movie of they fucking and put it the your fucking liars news chanels..

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  22. Bodylotion | May 30, 2007 at 10:28 am
  23. julyper | May 30, 2007 at 10:28 am

    that’s obviously fake: it’s a joke… it’s not supposed to even pass for real. Here is the original:
    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/mandy_moore.jpg

    And, I would stay as away as possible from this guys and their penises: there is something about their penises that turns average and lightly talented woman into crack whores.

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  24. Bodylotion | May 30, 2007 at 10:29 am

    For chrissake. Just use this URL: http://tinyurl.com/3xecen

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  25. Bodylotion | May 30, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Fuck sake. Check http://tinyurl.com/3xecen instead.

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  26. julyper | May 30, 2007 at 10:31 am

    *these

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  27. tatianalensky | May 30, 2007 at 10:52 am

    didn’t know Lindsey had facial hair

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  28. scottymac | May 30, 2007 at 11:06 am

    It’s FES, btw, not Fez. Foreign Exchange Student. A Fez is a hat.

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  29. Chauncey Gardner | May 30, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Hey, it’s Wilmer! I just watched that douchefucker get his neck snapped by Jack Bauer after only two lines of dialogue on Season Three of 24. Fucking rad.

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  30. sweetnsnooty | May 30, 2007 at 11:32 am

    LAME

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  31. krazihottkelli | May 30, 2007 at 11:42 am

    K-fed lookz better in drezz
    than Brittney, and at least
    he haz hair.

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  32. Bern | May 30, 2007 at 11:48 am

    The douchebag line was priceless.

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  33. lickmybutt | May 30, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    #23 is right. it wasnt supposed to even look real at all. in the story it says K-fed had a lil flashlight he was shining in the photogs cameras, so they couldnt get a shot.

    DUH.

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  34. lambman | May 30, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    is it made up news day or something? First that BS Britney vomit story, then that invitation from Nicole Richie…that I don’t think is real, and now a photoshopped picture putting to people together.

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  35. cosmetologist | May 30, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Kevin has a nice mane of hair. Perhaps, that is why Britney shaved her head, she was jealous?

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  36. leelee | May 30, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    maybe if K-Fed wore that outfit more often he would actually sell tickets to his concerts.

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  37. Teh Shmex | May 30, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    36: Ghey fhag?

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  38. black Sunshine | May 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    i’ve met Wilmer before, and he seemed like a pretty cool guy – came to our club and hung out in a booth surrounded by little indie rock chicks.

    K-Fed’s next album??? stay awaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

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  39. Jen | May 30, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    cryyy babbbyyyy

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  40. Don Mega | May 30, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    I know it’s been said many times, many ways…

    Photoshopped.

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  41. lovejoygirl | May 30, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    this is obviously photoshopped. doia. his head is too big and not even in the right position for this image. and those are girl shoulders. but really who gives a shit anyway…

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  42. Best of Celeb | May 30, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    LOL at people thinking they need to clarify that it is photoshopped

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  43. wtf | May 30, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    The photo is a JOKE. It’s not supposed to look real. Pointing out that it’s shopped just makes you look stupid, k?

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  44. The Superfish guy is on coke | May 30, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    K-Fed needs to take that 10 mil he bilked and invest in a little something called mutual funds. Maybe some CD’s(not the music kind) and some government bonds. If he wants that money to last he better not even think of blowing that dough into investing in another album cuz god knows no one else is putting the money up.

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  45. sharpeidude | May 30, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Maybe this is a visual of things to come in K-Fags future, eh? A detour through the prison system sometime down the line so he can model his dresses for the homeboys down in D-Block.

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  46. krazihottkelli | May 30, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    I don’t care if
    it iz real, they
    look cute together,

    whoever made the pic,
    is a geniuz….how
    did U know that K=fed
    would make a cute couple
    with Fezzzzzzzzzzzzz?

    Bravooooooooooooooozzzzzzzz!!

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  47. wedgeone | May 30, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    Damn, that’s a funny pic.
    Wilmer & K-Fed swapping “ho-bang” stories. Wilmer & LiLo vs. K-Earl & Shitney. Who’s least proud of their “accomplishment”?

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  48. WHO CARES | May 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    MAKE THIS KF FREE LAODING BITCH GO AWAY!
    HE AINT NOTHING BUT A BABY MAKER!

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  49. WHO CARES | May 30, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    THATS HIS HEAD ON SOMONE ELSES BODY YOU DUMB ASS!

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  50. dannielynn'sdaddy | May 30, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I have one, and only one question…….. Can anyone tell me if this picture has been photoshopped? I’ve been staring at it for about 4 hours now and I simply can’t decide. If there is anyone proficient with the computers, will you please let me know?

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