Kevin Federline Has 5 Kids Now

Fffft, yup. We’re gonna have us a good ol’ family. Alright, babe, they get mad if those dishes stack up. Pick me up at 8?”

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince has reportedly birthed his fifth child, a daughter Jordan Kay, according to People, and I can’t even tell you how much money I’d pay to hear him ask Britney Spears for money. But it’s $20, and he’d be a smart lad to take it.

KFED: So, Brit, I got another mouth to feed and was kinda hoping you’d float me a raise.
BRITNEY: Man, them big ol’ potato chips, man, fryin’ up that chicken, telling me, man, ain’t got no mashed ‘tatoes, man.
KFED: *sigh* You’re gonna me ask your dad, aren’t you?
BRITNEY: Man, I’m tellin’ you, man, put that ol’ caramel sauce on there, man. Man, I ain’t no soy latte.
KFED: Goddammit…
BRITNEY: Rocky fuckin’ road, man, rocky fuckin’ road. — An’ Chunky Monkey.

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