Ke$ha Thinks She’s Gwyneth Paltrow

May 20th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the premiere of Iron Man 3 in an insane side-butt outfit that made everyone talk about Gwyneth Paltrow because, cuntery aside, she is an attractive woman in remarkable shape. Ke$ha, on the other hand, tried to pull off a similar look at the Billboard Music Awards and all everyone talked about were the two men with pressure cookers in their backpacks going, “Well, this just seems pointless now.”

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    stinkfinger
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    Mr. Ed has better teeth.

  2. This dress : Ke$ha :: lipstick : pig.

  3. She needs more clothing… everywhere.

  4. She’s not looking terrible to me these days. I know, I suck. But I totally would. I think it’s the fact that she embraces her trashiness that endeared her to me. She’s not like Farrah Abraham or Lindsay Lohan, who are lazy whores but pretend to be angels, she owns her shit. I respect that.

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    camila
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    is she missing a tooth?!?! she has this hilly billy look now.

  6. You… Dont… Understand… It’s KE$HA! She’s like… my IDOL.

  7. I’m still waiting for the investigative article to be printed that documents the “she” used to be a male wrestler named Killer Klaus.

  8. rican

    Why is she wearing Tony Soprano’s missing tooth?

  9. Expectation: I look like Gwyneth.
    Reality: I look like me.

  10. I bet Ke$ha has had ¢rabs.

  11. I don’t even like Gwyneth Paltrow and I think this is mean.

  12. My dear, I acted with Gwyneth Paltrow. I know Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow is a friend of mine. Kesha, you’re no Gwyneth Paltrow.

  13. Hmm…what do you call a butterface chick who doesn’t have a good body?

    Oh right…she’s ugly.

  14. cc

    This transvestite is making real headway.

  15. So, if i were still drinking, I’d say Tra$ha here would look pretty damn good after about 5 or 6 drinks.
    After 10 or 12, we’d be getting married

    Glad I quit

  16. emma watson's Vagina

    I always knew Alfred E.Neuman was a girl.

  17. anonym

    so fuckin nasty

  18. Sexy dress. Unfortunately she forgot the most important part of the ensemble: the bag that covers her head. And, maybe it’s just me, but wouldn’t a bit of spray tan be appropriate in this case? And fer fucksake, show some goddamned cleavage!

  19. Someone tell Jamie Kennedy that this schtick is getting tired.

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    CT
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    Does she go to Jewel’s dentist? All that money, and a jacked up grill…I don’t get it.

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    tom
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    Her bum smile is making me laugh.

  22. anonymous

    Looks like someone bought a new pair of tits along with the lipo.

  23. Ke$ha Butt Legs Slit Dress Billboard Music Awards
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    It was either the dress or the dentist. Gue$s which won.

  24. Ming the Malevolent

    Meth mouth

  25. I’d love to be there when she walks out of the dressing room and her entourage is all around her saying, “Wow, SEXY!!”, “You look great, Ke$ha” and “Nice dress, Ke$ha”. I guess there’s nobody on her payroll who’ll take her aside and tell her to hit the gym and hire a stylist.

  26. I bet she $mells as good as she look$!

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    WTF
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    I’ve seen better looking girls working at the gas station, and I live in WV. Sheesh…

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    Caroline
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    She looks hideous.

  29. gigi

    uh oh…. what happens when she puts her arm[s] down? I just know once somebody said she looked like the hunka-hunka cheese guy, and that made my non-existent opinion of this person completely complete.

  30. Ke$ha Butt Legs Slit Dress Billboard Music Awards
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    Fucking hideous, in every possible way.

  31. lilgrandma

    OOh come on, kids can’t watch too much tv anymore for all this shit!! NOT fair on the kids and the family time we had.She looks real cheap and a porn star.But a cheap one she such a dumbass!WOMEN need to have some RESPECT for themself!!!!Like this ho here!Can’t believe that they let her!!!A$$HOLE$!!!! There’s another place for this kind of pic’s!!!!

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    Jean Deaux
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    have you seen this chick in a bathing suit….body looks like a 70-year old woman (no offense to 70-year old women who have taken care of themselves).

  33. grobpilot

    Still a dude.

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    thecrazybetty
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    is she missing a tooth?

  35. Ke$ha Butt Legs Slit Dress Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    so unattractive. i can’t understand.

  36. Ke$ha Butt Legs Slit Dress Billboard Music Awards
    thecrazybetty
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    what an oglee.

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