Ke$ha’s Just Your Average, Everyday, Penis Costume-Loving Praying Mantis

February 8th, 2012 // 55 Comments
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And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that?

I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really, really shitty version of Lady GaGa who’s a shitty version of Madonna. She’s the square root of shit:

GLAMOUR: How big’s the gap between Ke$ha in real life and Ke$ha onstage, drinking men’s blood and dancing with a giant bouncing penis?
KE$HA: I’m just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.

I’m not gonna lie if I had an assistant – Photo Boy doesn’t count considering he’s protected by the sexual harassment handbook because we work for Communist China. – I’m pretty sure I’d make he/she dress like a giant penis, too. Except I’d take it one step further and make the door to my office a giant vagina and then constantly call the police to report a door rape. “Oh, what? Just because it has brushed nickel knobs, that door was asking for it? And you call yourself a feminist, Sally. Take her away!”

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ke$ha Crotch Ripped Fishnets
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the terrorists won.

  2. Ke$ha Crotch Ripped Fishnets
    Commented on this photo:

    It puts the lotion on its skin. It puts the bag over its face.

  3. Teledildonics

    Post-coital shame paralyzes her mates, making them easier to kill and consume.

    • Uranos7

      She doesn’t look, act, or dress like Taylor Swift; nor does she want to. She is her own person and does not care what you internet geeks think.
      Notice that she also does not flsh her boobs, pubes, or let video’s leak to the internet of her smoking a crack pipe like ‘some’ celebrities so clearly Ke$ha is a stage personality and you idiots have bought it hook line and sinker.
      So go on trash talk her all you want it will not effect her in fact you are helping to keep the spotlight on her. ;)

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    More proof that the blogger hates us and wants to burn out our eyeballs.

  5. Dude of Dudes

    Her music is pure shit and she’s ugly as homemade soap. I dont get it.

  6. This just proves the old adage – most guys would fuck the crack of dawn. Or a mediocre pop star.

  7. Terry

    Nasty as kate Gosslin. That bitch needs to take her trailer park ass back to the woods and use her anus as her father’s personnel dick warmer.

  8. “They f–k me, and then I eat them.” Yeah, yeah—all the club skanks do ass-to-mouth these days.

  9. Whitey Fjord

    This is why black people hate us. What the fuck, really? I mean seriously come on. Fucking hell. It’s bad enough there was slavery and they couldn’t vote then you come and do this shit. Fuck.

  10. cadmium

    “So basically she’s a really, really shitty version of Lady GaGa who’s a shitty version of Madonna. She’s the square root of shit”

    lol good one

    • Snack pack

      Agreed. I’ll add that I thought Glamour’s first question was “So how big is your gap?” when I first read it.

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    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes I think Ke$ha is pretty. And other times, I think she resembles my 90 year old grandma.

  12. OK

    This thing…..this thing is hideous.

  13. megacondenser

    Never post pictures of this guy ever again. Thanks.

  14. dooood

    so wait a minute. is that an actual interview or some scary shit the superficial came up with?

    • Normally I would find it hard to believe that would be an actual interview but today’s “celebrities” (term is used extremely loosely) are nothing but pieces of shit.

  15. Where'd my Boner go

    Fish, you’re rubbing our eyes in sand paper today. What did we do? Whatever you do, don’t “try to make up for it” with a Shauna Sand post, that would just be fucking brutal.

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    How is she not pregnant with this hot, straight guys around her?

  17. Am I the only one thinking she has some sort of penis that gets un-tucked like the mutant baby from Total Recall????

  18. hmna

    Shit times shit is shit squared. Just saying.

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    firsttimer
    Commented on this photo:

    Just looking at this picture, I can hear the song in my mind… “We’re not gonna take it!” No! We ain’t gonna take it!…”

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    Yya
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    thats how its done madonna

    no help needed

  21. Sliver

    What a strange angle that camera caught.

  22. Felonious Monkey

    Remember when pop stars had to be talented or at least attractive and interesting? Yeah, me neither.

  23. Ke$ha Crotch Ripped Fishnets
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand why she feels she needs to gussy up her concerts with all these outlandish costumes, dancers, gymnastics, and other such chazerai. Why can’t she just let her singing stand on its own?

    …No, as a matter of fact, I have not heard her sing. Why do you ask?

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    Meatus
    Commented on this photo:

    If it wasn’t for the thumbs, I wouldn’t know which way she’s facing.

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    stlrapper
    Commented on this photo:

    24? Female? (side eye)

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    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit, the guy to the right’s brain is melting. WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING?!

  27. forrest gump

    why bother her?
    …..SHE IS JUST GLAD SHE HAS A VAGINA, folks.

  28. YagiSka

    “I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them.”

    Please tell me that’s not real. Not the eating them part. That I believe. But somebody is actually fucking Ke$ha? Also, why the fuck didn’t “Ke$ha” bug out the auto spell check? That’s seriously in my computer’s fucking dictionary? I’m going to go kill myself now.

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    YagiSka
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    How much would it suck to be one of those dudes? Or pretty much anybody at that concert, really?

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    Jon
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    John Travolta with a wig and blue lipstick?

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello America! I AM STILL ALIVE!

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    14:56….. 14:57…. 14:58……

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    Nina
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    She’s got more ass in the front

  34. The Royal Penis

    She’s so damn homely…it’s no wonder she’s reduced to gigs in the Thunderdome.

  35. 1) Get her age. Subtract from present year.
    2) Find mother’s whereabouts that year.
    3) Compare with Guns N’ Roses tour schedule.
    4) Bask in understanding.

  36. Someone please explain how she is able to turn her head all the way around so she can look down and see her ass. Impressive.

  37. Miranda

    Eyes, goggles, nothing, etc.

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    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    This should be included in every elementary school’s anti-drug curriculum.

  39. dinosaurland

    Why on earth would Ke$ha need an assistant? To wipe the glitter and vomit out of her hair before public appearances? To constantly spritz her with Body Fantasy in a feeble attempt to cover the perpetual smell of rotting cantaloupe? You know, non-famous meth heads have to do that shit for themselves.

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    Hilarious
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is that a tricorder around her neck?

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    F
    Commented on this photo:

    Kesha officially looks like a transvestite.

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    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    and that get-up isn’t fooling anybody – we know she’s a straight up rectangle under all that camouflage

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    popGeezer
    Commented on this photo:

    wormhole? is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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    Gern Blanston
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she famous? Repulsive.

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    Nina
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    This is gross. Why are there a billion ticks clinging to her arms?

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