And Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Did I not mention that?
I entirely forgot Ke$ha was still a thing, but apparently Glamour didn’t because here she is talking to them about devouring men after she mates and/or making them wear giant cock costumes for her amusement. So basically she’s a really, really shitty version of Lady GaGa who’s a shitty version of Madonna. She’s the square root of shit:
GLAMOUR: How big’s the gap between Ke$ha in real life and Ke$ha onstage, drinking men’s blood and dancing with a giant bouncing penis?
KE$HA: I’m just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.
I’m not gonna lie if I had an assistant – Photo Boy doesn’t count considering he’s protected by the sexual harassment handbook because we work for Communist China. – I’m pretty sure I’d make he/she dress like a giant penis, too. Except I’d take it one step further and make the door to my office a giant vagina and then constantly call the police to report a door rape. “Oh, what? Just because it has brushed nickel knobs, that door was asking for it? And you call yourself a feminist, Sally. Take her away!”
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Looks like the terrorists won.
It puts the lotion on its skin. It puts the bag over its face.
Post-coital shame paralyzes her mates, making them easier to kill and consume.
She doesn’t look, act, or dress like Taylor Swift; nor does she want to. She is her own person and does not care what you internet geeks think.
Notice that she also does not flsh her boobs, pubes, or let video’s leak to the internet of her smoking a crack pipe like ‘some’ celebrities so clearly Ke$ha is a stage personality and you idiots have bought it hook line and sinker.
So go on trash talk her all you want it will not effect her in fact you are helping to keep the spotlight on her. ;)
More proof that the blogger hates us and wants to burn out our eyeballs.
Her music is pure shit and she’s ugly as homemade soap. I dont get it.
This just proves the old adage – most guys would fuck the crack of dawn. Or a mediocre pop star.
Nasty as kate Gosslin. That bitch needs to take her trailer park ass back to the woods and use her anus as her father’s personnel dick warmer.
“They f–k me, and then I eat them.” Yeah, yeah—all the club skanks do ass-to-mouth these days.
This is why black people hate us. What the fuck, really? I mean seriously come on. Fucking hell. It’s bad enough there was slavery and they couldn’t vote then you come and do this shit. Fuck.
^makes no sense.
“So basically she’s a really, really shitty version of Lady GaGa who’s a shitty version of Madonna. She’s the square root of shit”
lol good one
Agreed. I’ll add that I thought Glamour’s first question was “So how big is your gap?” when I first read it.
Sometimes I think Ke$ha is pretty. And other times, I think she resembles my 90 year old grandma.
This thing…..this thing is hideous.
Never post pictures of this guy ever again. Thanks.
so wait a minute. is that an actual interview or some scary shit the superficial came up with?
Normally I would find it hard to believe that would be an actual interview but today’s “celebrities” (term is used extremely loosely) are nothing but pieces of shit.
Fish, you’re rubbing our eyes in sand paper today. What did we do? Whatever you do, don’t “try to make up for it” with a Shauna Sand post, that would just be fucking brutal.
How is she not pregnant with this hot, straight guys around her?
Am I the only one thinking she has some sort of penis that gets un-tucked like the mutant baby from Total Recall????
Kesha/Kuato is one in the same.
Shit times shit is shit squared. Just saying.
Just looking at this picture, I can hear the song in my mind… “We’re not gonna take it!” No! We ain’t gonna take it!…”
thats how its done madonna
no help needed
What a strange angle that camera caught.
Is this the front or the back of this, um, person?
Remember when pop stars had to be talented or at least attractive and interesting? Yeah, me neither.
I don’t understand why she feels she needs to gussy up her concerts with all these outlandish costumes, dancers, gymnastics, and other such chazerai. Why can’t she just let her singing stand on its own?
…No, as a matter of fact, I have not heard her sing. Why do you ask?
ha, good one!
If it wasn’t for the thumbs, I wouldn’t know which way she’s facing.
hahahahahah
24? Female? (side eye)
Oh shit, the guy to the right’s brain is melting. WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING?!
why bother her?
…..SHE IS JUST GLAD SHE HAS A VAGINA, folks.
“I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them.”
Please tell me that’s not real. Not the eating them part. That I believe. But somebody is actually fucking Ke$ha? Also, why the fuck didn’t “Ke$ha” bug out the auto spell check? That’s seriously in my computer’s fucking dictionary? I’m going to go kill myself now.
How much would it suck to be one of those dudes? Or pretty much anybody at that concert, really?
Exactly. Although I WOULD like to suck one of those dudes.
John Travolta with a wig and blue lipstick?
Hello America! I AM STILL ALIVE!
14:56….. 14:57…. 14:58……
She’s got more ass in the front
She’s so damn homely…it’s no wonder she’s reduced to gigs in the Thunderdome.
Is that what she calls her vagina?
1) Get her age. Subtract from present year.
2) Find mother’s whereabouts that year.
3) Compare with Guns N’ Roses tour schedule.
4) Bask in understanding.
Someone please explain how she is able to turn her head all the way around so she can look down and see her ass. Impressive.
Eyes, goggles, nothing, etc.
This should be included in every elementary school’s anti-drug curriculum.
Why on earth would Ke$ha need an assistant? To wipe the glitter and vomit out of her hair before public appearances? To constantly spritz her with Body Fantasy in a feeble attempt to cover the perpetual smell of rotting cantaloupe? You know, non-famous meth heads have to do that shit for themselves.
WTF is that a tricorder around her neck?
Kesha officially looks like a transvestite.
and that get-up isn’t fooling anybody – we know she’s a straight up rectangle under all that camouflage
wormhole? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Why is she famous? Repulsive.
This is gross. Why are there a billion ticks clinging to her arms?