Ke$ha’s Vulva Performed At The AMAs

November 19th, 2012 // 48 Comments

Here’s Ke$ha performing at the AMAs last night because it’s time we had a talk with God about his handiwork, so here goes: Dude, you see this? Don’t ever do that again unless you’re going to give it a penis or strangle it when it crawls out of the womb. Now what’s going on with you? Are you drinking again? Talk to me.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Gold teeth : The easiest way to look like a backwoods hick with rotten chompers.

    • Randal

      Ke$ha’s show was amazing. A strong back beat, supported by solid dancers and a hit song, capped the evening’s best show by far. Her style and flair is second to none.

      Perhaps this is where Lady GaGa finds her influence.

      Randal

      • Mary Feeney

        You should write a book of Randalisms wherein you put a positive spin on every terrible thing in the universe from Ke$ha to Kim Kardashian to Hitler to the Holocaust to 9/11 to AIDS to the dropping of atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to missing children to Lindsey Lohan’s career…

      • I’d buy that for a dollar.

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    Tiger
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    “Anybody got some duct tape to keep these balls from flopping out?”

  3. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    If Perry Farrel and a syphilitic hobo from Albuquerque gave birth to a child in a dumpster…there she is.

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    rican
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    What the hell is Matt Damon doing on stage?

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    mismy
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    Ok stop the planet, I want to get off

  6. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    They make an ointment for that now, you know?

  7. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Fucking barf.

  8. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    I didn’t realise she queefed in her music?!?!?!

  9. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Classy, as always.

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    Duck86
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    The Day of the Dead guys in the back, are playing rock, paper, scissors, on who’s next to bang that whoochie. The last guy obviously gave her the clap.

  11. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Let future generations know THIS was the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.

  12. Buddy The Elf

    Us usual, she looks like a dude in drag.

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    Juch
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    Poor Ke$sha, even the living dead don’t want to eat her.

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    mrsmass
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    remarkably hideous.

  15. JC

    I thought the paradigm was to take an attractive but otherwise talentless person and make them a pop star. How has this been so tragically up-ended?

  16. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    This is the part of the song where she points the way to the nearest walk-in clinic. She’s gross, but considerate.

  17. grobpilot

    Still a dude.

  18. BSName

    There isn’t anything remotely erotic about this. It’s like going to the zoo and watching monkeys wank and throw their shit around the cage.

  19. Makes Brooke Hogan seem like Audrey Hepburn.

  20. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Some female performers are subjected to lewd cries of “shake your money maker”…but Ke$ha only hears people offering her money to put that nasty thing away..

  21. Pfft… like she’d ever block access to her toxic snatch. The CDC, on the other hand…

  22. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    First Leto, now this – the whole “dudes in drag” fad is getting real old real fast.

  23. She couldn’t even crack the top 10 of my shemale conquests. Seriously, I do really well with the transgendered.

  24. cc

    The fact she became a celebrity…especially because of her singing…is really dispiriting. It makes me yearn for the incomparable talent of a young Britney Spears.

  25. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    And this is where the aboriginal tribesmen carry her off to be roasted on a spit. C’mon, let me dream.

  26. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Is this the same cult that provides Madonna with her unholy powers of living death? Or is it some kind of fringe group off-shoot? I’m not looking to join or anything, I just want to know what we’re going to be up against at the end of days.

  27. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
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    Looks like 1 Ke$sha fan has visited this thread.

  28. Din

    Heidi Montag’s looks are really going downhill

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    RoXanne DeMonica
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    football shoulders and a shrunken head, i like men and women in many shapes and sizes but i can’t find this attractive in any way

  30. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Further proof, as if we needed it, that thousands of years of our company has driven God to drink.

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    BOBO
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    she is the most disgusting, ugly “thing” I’ve ever seen in my life! She is built like a man from head to toe. She has no talent and her songs are empty and evil! This woman is garbage! I am just sorry that she poisons young kids with her garbage lyrics!

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    BOBO
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    this Queen B is part of the Illuminati brain washing movement! Look at the hand gestures! She is devil – they didn’t even need to give her a disguise – she is that ugly! How far will they take performances – what’s next nudity and sex on stage?

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    FragFrag
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    why is she pissing tinsel?

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    Mumbler
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    Wow, she’s not much taller than Peter Dinklage.

  35. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
    Timothy
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    She is the soundtrack to smelly, drunken, public bathroom hookup sex. This is the reason blackouts were invented.

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    Raoul
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    “Just a ball popping out. Nuthin’ to see here.”

  37. Maxx

    As exciting as pre-chewed peanut brittle.

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    RexHedgehog
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    Even her back-up dancer dude has a tramp stamp.

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    Smarticus
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    Looks like Brooke Hogan about to take a dump.

  40. Ke$ha Cameltoe 40th American Music Awards
    bigalkie
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    And impossibly ugly

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