Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars. Fuck yes. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus is licking things to cure AIDS. Why not? [Fishwrapper]

Captain America is your man candy for the day. [Dlisted]

108-year-old woman’s secret: Stay away from men. [The Frisky]

Goddamn, Hilary Swank’s naked butt. [WWTDD]

Founder of 4chan quits 4chan. [Death and Taxes]

What’s up, Lanna Adler? [Hollywood Tuna]

Adriana Lima’s ass is still awesome. [Popoholic]

Paulina Gretzky: 22 Hottest Photos [COED]

Justin Timberlake’s restaurant is covered in human shit. [IDLYITW]

Paris Hilton is banging an 18-year-old. [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez groping Cara Delevingne. [DrunkenStepfather]

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