Kendra Wilkinson Turned Down Playboy? Hold Up…

October 28th, 2010 // 39 Comments

If you haven’t figured out already, it’s Porn Star Day here on The Superficial.

Kendra Wilkinson apparently turned down a Playboy shoot recently after her husband Hank Baskett found out about it and made her realize she was doing it for the wrong reason: Proving to everyone she’s still “sexy” which I could’ve sworn was the entire point of these things. Also, boners. Anyway, E! News reports:

He didn’t yell at me,” Kendra says. “He wasn’t mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know, my reasons weren’t right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I’m going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn’t the right reason, you know?”
Kendra insists she’s feeling really good about herself these days. She’s moved back to the L.A. area with baby Hank Jr. while daddy Hank is off in Minnesota playing for the Vikings. They’re looking to buy a house and settle down on the West Coast. “I feel sexy again,” she says. “No joke, every person I have run across is like ‘Oh, my god! You look so skinny!’ I’m like, ‘Oh, my god, really?’ Like that’s crazy! I haven’t even had a chance to work out!”

Oh, my god, totally! Of course, this story takes an even sadder twist when Kendra admits to People that the secret to her marriage is sexting Hank naked pics of herself because the bastard’s keeping them all for himself:

There’s Skype, yeah, that’s definitely our number one,” she tells PEOPLE with her signature laugh. “We also have our Blackberries. This morning, Hank woke up to a surprise text. Let me tell you, sending a naked picture to my husband definitely keeps him going.”

Dude, we practically looked into your wife’s birth canal when she, Kendra Wilkinson, personally released her sex tape by pretending someone else leaked it, so what’s another Playboy shoot going to hurt at this point? That’s where you found her! The cat’s so far out of the bag on this one it doesn’t even know what a bag is anymore. You could show it one, and it’d just sort of look at you funny before cleaning its genitals with its tongue.

I honestly didn’t mean for that to turn into a Kendra metaphor. Yet here we are…

Photos: Flynet

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  1. “You’re not gonna blow that old man again honey. I won’t let you !”

  2. Hello

    Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I like her outfit.

    • bitingontinfoil

      It’s kinda funny but once they figure they’ve gained a few pounds, they tend to lose the “trampy” dress and end up looking BETTER!

      • Hello

        99% of the time I agree, but then you have Kim Kardashian who walks around in freakin’ leather pants with her giant ass bulging out.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Girls & Gays will like this look. Straight Men hate it.

  3. alex

    I’d drink her dirty bath water.

  4. It’s funny how often women use this excuse for doing playboy, to prove they’re still sexy after havign kids, or getting old, or whatever.

    They are ADMITTING that women AREN’T SEXY after they get old and/or have kids. Nobody has to prove sexy women are sexy after all, you can just fucking see it.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you’re not willing to get naked when you are young and hot, then don’t ask us to look at you when you’re old, saggy, and stretched out. Or, in Kendras case, don’t ask us to watch you betting boned by a fat albino when you’re young and hot, and then again when you’re fat and stretched out.

    • bitingontinfoil

      I’m assuming you’re 20 something yrs old. Believe it or not, honey – it’s GONNA happen to you and, unfortunately, you sound like a “Hoff” kinda guy – you know…the one who was *kinda* hot for about 5 mins. and continues to milk it WAY past its prime and ends up crying in his “floor burger” reeking of whiskey and defeat…

    • tish

      Hey McFeely Dickhead,
      You might as well shoot yourself now cause youth only lasts a short time.
      Im sure the old, fat, stretched out (as u say) Kendra wouldnt even look your way.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Holly is older and still looks Great.

    • Look grandmas (bitingontinfoil AND tish), you can sling insults at me, but it’s not going to change reality.

      Young, fit women are sexy. Old, fat, saggy, stretch marked women are not. This isn’t something I made up all by myself, that’s the real fucking world staring you in the fact. The fact that you’re so angry about it tells us all we need to know about how well you two are dealing with your own formerly young, and currently gross bodies.

      There’s nothing wrong with getting older, that’s life too. But deal with it GRACEFULLY ladies, don’t demand we all look at your freakshow anatomy and tell you how fantastic you look while we gag inside, all just to make you feel better about yourself.

  5. burton

    i odnt care how old or whatver a woman is..if she is hot she is hot..be it 20,30 or 40 or 50…

  6. Taz

    We have already seen the tighter/younger version but I’d still look if she wanted to put them out there.

  7. Shart

    How many times do we really need to see Kendra nekkid? I liked her pre op boobs better.

  8. for the THE SUPERFICAL: good job with the commentary.

    as for the wsubject of this post. I think she is holding out for more money.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks exactly the same, no fatter no skinnier.

  10. Rough skills and power tools

    Instead of being Mariah’s butler why doesn’t Nick Cannon arrange to have playboy call her so she can turn it down? I tell you dudes today are so not romantic….

  11. GravyLeg

    Is there even a point to Playboy anymore?

    They photoshop so much that the bitches in Avatar looked more realistic than the girls in Playboy do…

    • bitingontinfoil

      Amen! The same as ANY magazine – apparently women have no pores, hairs, or any form of texture to their skin whatsoever. Look @ playboys in the 70′s, 80′s vs. now.

  12. LOL

    we dont buy the suburban good girl mommy thing kendra

  13. Ahole

    Damn what a fat old looking whore.

  14. StEvec

    little fireplug she is

  15. Turd Ferguson

    Another desperate fame whore trying frantically to remain relevant and in the limelight.

    New reality show idea:
    throw Kendra, the Kardashians, Tila Tequila, Paris Hilton and all the other fucktards on an island and have it be a fight to the death and only ONE can survive to claim the prize.

    Then of course, make the prize a bullet to the temple.

    I should run for Governor.

  16. bitingontinfoil

    …’cause she’s “fat” & flabby and stretchmarky since her kid… Boo freakin hoo hoo…

  17. haha

    Delusional whore.

  18. captain america

    she is right, PLAYBOY IS JUST TO “BIG” FOR HER………..

  19. jennifer

    hold up, this fat, ugly, dumb, whore, doesn’t wanna do playboy?? and suck off the elderly man that made her rich??? This bitch needs to know where she came from, the fanny jerking mansion hood..

  20. Jen

    she is so stupid

  21. Santa's Daughter

    SUPERFISH BLAKE LIVELY IS SINGLE AGAIN. GET ON IT DUDE!!!!!

  22. Santa's Daughter

    Stop posting and go be Blake’s rebound Fish.

  23. Mimi

    OMG she is so stupid!

  24. Bad, BAD month for Playboy. Everyone is saying no to them. Then again, looks like a bad bad decade and a half for them. Playboy, unfortunately is irrelevant now.

  25. anonym

    we don’t need to see her in playboy.
    she’s a fuckin ordinary looking fake blonde

  26. Mama Pinkus

    she’ll be pimping for Playboy the moment her husband wises up and kicks her skank ass to the curb

  27. Melchor

    This chick has an ugly twat! :s All messy!

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