Unlike other reality stars, Kendra Wilkinson doesn’t put on airs about being a struggling entrepreneur looking for love or pretend she’s not an Armenian fuckbag whose giant ass trampolined her entire family – even the Wookiee one – onto TV. Instead, she embraces the fact that she’s only famous for having huge, fake tits and blowing Hugh Hefner because it’s a steadier paycheck than stripping. Granted, Kendra’s perpetually lied about selling her sex tape and is a terrible mother, have you seen her tits? They’re huge and fake.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
If she understood marketing she would put a bag over that fugly face and gaping fly hole
Cum bucket strategically placed.
Kendra is a prime example of the importance of ball-gags.
SECOND!!
Nice pinky-move there chief
First Ab-Cuts, now Glass-Cuts.
white trash
Who else is *starring* in this sex tape as well? She is still fuckable on every level.
ummm….are those flesh colored panties or is she giving the world another shot of the cavernous gaping black hole she calls a vagina?
yup, that would be her pair of “Grandmother’s Grey” panties… if your grandmother wore thongs.
Nothing screams class like going to the beach and leaving the bathing suit at home.
Thank God the paparazzi just happened to be at the same beach where she was gallivanting around in a short dress sans bra and panties. It almost seams like she was wanting us to see her shaven wookie on purpose.
Move: Deep-throat Nipple Thrust
what does this “Move:” thing mean? is there some sort of family guy reference or something?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-36-07-2011
“huge and fake.”
You either go for that or you don’t. Nuff said.
Huge and fake – fun to watch as you’re railing the chick that has them.
i’ve felt a LOT of fake tits in my time and not one of them felt real
Move: Stinky Pinky Surprise Jab
Move:
Dancing Jade Tampon
She needs a couple tea bags holding off of her lower lip.
Say what you want, but she looks super hot in these pics… especially with her high beams on…
You know what going down on Hugh Hefner tastes like? Depends….
I feel honour-bound to tell you that you got an LOL out of me.
let’s try that again…….
She needs a couple of tea bags hanging from her lower lip.
That’s better.
Marketing is described in that first picture:
1) open your mouth
2) take what I give you
3) repeat
Someone must have a new sex tape about to “leak”.
TO ALL THE VINDICTIVE ASSHOLES, WHO DIDN’T READ YESTERDAY’S SUPERFICIAL:
Can’t you see she’s celebrating? She got a call this morning. A call from McDonalds. They looked over her application and offered her a job. Moments later, before she could accept, Arby’s called in on call waiting and offered her the same. A bidding war ensued and in the end, Kendra walked away with minimum wage + 25¢ extra per hour and afterhour privileges with the drive thru headset. Way to rain on someone’s parade, people.
You left out the part where she not only gets free meals, but successfully negotiated the option to “supersize it” at no extra charge.
Holy shit, did you tap her phone, TomFrank? Or is it Rupert Murdoch? Way to give up your anonymity, you old bat.
and let’s not forget about those happy meals where the boxes have a special prize in them.
Each one thinks the other is their meal ticket.
Pity the child.
Well, she does seem to understand something because I keep looking at her tits.
“NOOOO, I don’t want to see where Sloth from Goonies put it in!”
This Weston Cage shit is catching on.
Move: Silicone Rockette Splash
Well played Mr. Frank, well played.
“Mommy used to open her mouth like this for money.”
in these kinds of pictures there is always some fat white lady in the background saying it all with her cellulite…
Hey, we luv fake!!
Better work on your marketing strategy, honey. We’ve all already seen that…
i’d bang her six ways to sunday
Love the cum in my mouth look except all the whores are doing it……………..next
(BOING)
I see London, I see France…I see Kendra’s “talent”
At no point did the word fuckbag need to be preceeded by Armenian. We would have known who you were talking about if you just said fuckbag or RayJ port-a-potty would have worked as well. As an Armenian I would like to stop being reminded that KK is Armenian. Pleeeease
Kim Kardashian is not an Armenian.
Kim Kardashian is an AMERICAN
she is soooooo gross
they are all real when they are in your mouth
Awww, how cute….she has the Heidi Montag blow-up doll smile all figured out. Maybe now she will finally fade into obscurity like most other talentless whores that try to cling to their 15 minutes.
Kendra hopes this shot will get Quentin Tarantino to cast her in his next movie.
That is one UGLY baby.
She has to pimp herself out alot more now. Her husband will be permanently unemployed because no NFL team wants his sorry ass to play for them.
So we have a stupid but attractive white woman working to support an unemployed black manand their ugly baby. Typical setup these days.
even when you’re a dated american, people will become horny of just anything at all.
………EVEN HER PERSON, folks!!
where is the ugly one?
Nice upskirt in pic #35. I just blew my wad to this fucking whore. Thanks!
I love kendra! i’ve watch her shows from day 1,
shes amazing no matter what this fat trolls say.
you just all losers and cant get a girlfriend haha’ why dont you just stand up and exercise you fats asses.
Hi beautiful you are very hot and very sexy I wish I can have you
Damn, she is will alive… lucky for that Black African-American guy is still around.
Assembly line stank
yea i think she might flashin some v…well done :D
like it
I can feel them…thats real enough for me.