Kendra Wilkinson’s In A Bikini, Still Alive

March 26th, 2012 // 74 Comments
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Kendra Wilkinson hasn’t been on the site since August, but in our defense, her fake breasts haven’t been shoved into a bikini and we’re not running a charity. So on that note, here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend and just by looking at her swimsuit, I can safely say that somewhere a Barbie Dreamhouse is down a bikini.

BARBIE: Argh! Again? *dials phone* Ken, are you wearing my bikini?
KEN: Oh, c’mon, it looks better on me! Wait, are you talking about the pink one?
BARBIE: The white one.
KEN: That old thing? Ish, plea-Ohmygod, Chris Brown, you do give good head. I think I just saw Jesus. Barbs, I’m gonna have to call you back, I need Chocolate Thunder here to hold the wheel while I smoke. Tootles!

Based on a true story.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. drunk again

    Juicy crotch, wanna lick it like an ice cream cone

  2. JC

    Wasn’t she in a recent Crap We Missed, bein’ all mouth-breathin’ and stuff? Maybe I’m confusing her with one of Heff’s other current or former whores.

    • Yeah, she was on TCWM just last week. Fish said August because that was the last time she had a post of her own—and also because they don’t sort the TCWM pics out by tag, so when Fish just lazily clicked the “Kendra Wilkinson” tag, he saw August and said to himself, “Didn’t we have her on more recently? Eh…I can’t tell all these blonde whores apart. I mean, two of them are actual twins, fer chrissakes.”

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    King Diamond
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    eww

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    King Diamond
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    Man hips

  5. Richard McBeef

    She may be in a bikini, but I would argue she’s dead. At least inside.

  6. W.C. Fields

    Meh I see 20 hotter girls on any given day at the local mall.

    • anonymous

      Yeah but unlike those girls on the internet, you actually have a chance with the image on your monitor. But then again this image might reject you too.

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    Splat
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    She has a rocking body for sure, but she’s one of those chicks where as soon as she starts talking she loses all of her attractiveness. There’s cute dumb blonde, and then there’s annoying laughs-like-a-horse dumb blonde, and she’s definitely the latter.

    • it had to be said

      Well, I have this strange thing where I like a woman to have a waist smaller than her hips, and Kendra . . . not so much. So, yeah. Put some clothes on, whore.

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    Cock Dr
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    I don’t understand why/how she gets gigs. The hotel couldn’t find a younger, prettier bikini filler with some flicker of name recognition…or perhaps this is all they could afford?

  9. The Royal Penis

    She’s got the hips of a boy and her vag prolly isn’t tight anymore after having been wallowed out by BBC.

    Yuckity yuck yuck.

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    Deacon Jones
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    She’s still got that great butt of hers

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    Who's Teachin Pimps Nowadays
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    Dear Hef, you forgot how to Pimp. This was prime property waiting for the taking and you let it slip through your boney hands. Now you’re doing what? Fighting with some old tired ass bitched that wont get up to change the channel while this whore is running laps around las Vegas.

  12. LJ

    Well, Hank is heading into NFL season two without a job, and there is promotion for the new series on WeTV.

  13. Deacon Jones

    I think she’s smoking hot personally…she really whipped that body into shape after having that kid.

    Hugh shouldve kept her. Those other two clowns don’t even compare to this girl. Nice ass shots btw.

  14. “And the Lord decided vapidity must be embodied, and ‘lo, unto it He did give form and a mighty camel toe, but no brain lest it disagree with the Man unto whom the Lord would her deliver.”

  15. El Jefe

    Kendra is cute, seems genuinely nice and has a great body. I like her a lot.

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    Finally a shot of the side of her I like best. It’s the quietest side too.

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    jimmy
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    Go Kendra, Go Kendra, your with Hank now!!!
    Looking like a Pro…

  18. ace11

    Washed up

    After they leave the playboy mansion it’s all down hill

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    JoJo
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    She’s got a mound you could pitch off of.

  20. phffft...

    Kendra looks hot as Hell here!! That is one mouth watering pussy too!!

    d.

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    “No, don’t use that one. You can’t make out the outline of my vagina in that one.”

  22. Like any of you would push her out of bed.
    Most guys will fuck their own hands but, all-of-a-sudden, have incredibly high standards when it comes to letting their dick near a former model with a decent body and face?

    Is she marriage material? Of course not.
    Would you participate in a 24-hour bang session with her? You bet your ass you would.

    Seriously, some of these comments crack my shit up.

    • BigOkie

      +50! Fact is, if most of us could get women that looked as good or better than Kendra (I know I can’t, at least not on a regular basis) we wouldn’t be on the internet looking at pictures of C-List celebs in bikinis, we’d actually be out somewhere fucking ‘em.

      Is Kendra the hottest chick on the planet? NO
      Is she the smartest? NOPE
      Is she a attention seeking publicity whore? YUP

      Would I still fuck here until my dick fell off? YES!

    • I haven’t seen much of McFeely around here lately. Is his Law still in force?

  23. Troll Hunter

    Ah, Kendra. You are the wind beneath my boner.

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    stacy
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    Ok, Now THAT is an ass.

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    stacy
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    Thats the best shot of her.

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    stacy
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    She looks terrific from behind. If she only didn’t talk she would be perfect.
    Damn thats a great ass.

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    Skeets
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    Shouldn’t that be a black fist?

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    How fitting…something black on side of her head.

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    Skeets
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    This one is too easy…pass

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    Troll Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a beautiful ass. Nice, round firm apple of a hiney.

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    O'chunt
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    “She sat on that chair for only a few seconds and now look at it. Uh, I think I’m going to barf… *hurp*”

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    Misana
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    She looks pretty here

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    Misana
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    This is an unfortunate picture.

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    shelby
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks so good!

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    Hugh Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    This is her “Can I have my money now?” face.

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    No Chance
    Commented on this photo:

    Jessica Simpson you’re fucked.

  37. it had to be said

    She looks kind of . . . stumpy . . . in that suit.

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    JIzzelator
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    That’s somebody’s mom!

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    The look in those eyes tells me someone wishes it was still 2008.

  40. anonym

    no ass, and body of a boy.

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    Tony Soprano
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    Thats a perfect pose for her

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    technut
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    borderline kankle’s.

  43. Buddy the Elf

    Could this woman be any more desperate?
    Doing your family proud, at least you are experienced at whoring for attention.

  44. decalex

    she’s just not very attractive.
    on the outside or inside.
    and she makes horrible sex tapes.
    wilken-fail.

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    Fish
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    I have this pic on one monitor, fullscreen, and I’m jerking off to her porn video in another monitor, where she shows me how tasty her asshole looks.

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    Dingo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, high heels are great for swimming

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    Tat Tvam Asi
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    At least it’s not ‘somebody’s daughter. I mean, it is, but at least its not a child/teen girl. Men do that all the time. Lust over someone else’s daughter and get pissed when another man does it to his. Hmmm…maybe ya’ll shouldn’t be doing it altogether! would sure save government funds from having so many pedophiles in prisons!

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    That is SO not a suit to wear when you have a torso shaped like SpongeBob, even if boobs have been added on.

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    On a scale of 1 to “some”, she’s a solid “meh”.

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    cc
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    What’s funny about this is if you look at the people in the background, hardly anyone is looking. What did MGM say…come to this event and hang around so no one can give a shit?

    • it had to be said

      “Bro, check it out. There’s that lady who was in that Playboy we stole from your dad when we were in grade school.”

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