Because Kris Jenner won’t rest until all of us are in jail for looking at her jailbait daughters thus allowing older prisoners (a.k.a. O.J.) to be released early due to overcrowding so she can make another Khloe (That’s right, I’m onto you.), here’s Kendall Jenner at a Barnes & Noble signing yesterday which I’m only posting because I believe in promoting teen literacy, Chris Hansen. These photos are like looking at a young boy playing football to an old Pennsylvanian like me. Wait.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, GEVA IXOLA/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Nothing funny to say…this family nauseates me.
join the millions of” kardashian haters” in the barfatorium.
Nice tan line.
R. Kelly could make her famous. Better get him on the phone before she hits 18.
So now having a half sibling that is famous for no apparent reason makes you famous? WTF is going on?
I agree, only full siblings should be able to ride those coat tails.
She’s 16 and dressed like a hooker…shame on them. As if they didnt have enough shame already…
Never mention “shame” in the same sentence as anything Kardshian, Jesus …
Looking at the eyes, I think she still has a soul.
Give it a year.
A magazine signing? WTH is Raine magazine anyway?
GOLDEN SHOWER was too many letters for the masthead. So they went with RAINE
the cover is folded a little. it’s called B-raine-less.
Wow, no “Deliveries In The Rear” jokes yet ?
I thought of it, but I think that only applies to full-blooded Kardashians.
Maybe I am desensitized to all this Kartrashian over hype, but I don’t see anything to look at here. If this were Kelly Brook, however…
Fish you are the funniest writer ever. I hope your mom is proud. You are so talented and I really appreciate this site!
Is she signing a magazine? We have magazine signings now?
She’s legal in over half the states. No boner for me, but it’s still cool.
I agree that this is appropriate. While respectable people do book signings, it makes sense that a Kardashian would be doing a magazine signing.
Kris won’t stop whoring them bitches until one of them is found dead in the projects.
*prays for dead kuntrashian girl to be found in projects.
Well, the tan lines at least indicate that Kris hasn’t forced her to sunbathe topless for the paps……yet.
Oh come one, you know Kris wont make such a bold move without first giving this girl a nice rack…!
MAKE IT STOP. WTF every kuntrashian is going to be famous now? who needs this brat’s autograph? we are doomed.
To the brave hero that is going to fly the plane full of the Kardashians into the side of a mountain, make sure you leave this one behind.
In two years, mommy says I’ll make a sex tape.
totally! you must be able to see the future. now that you’ve mentioned it, it’s really just a matter of time before kris aka “mother- of -ALL- years- from now on” decides that their popularity has faded to the point where releasing another one of her family’s sex tapes is seen by her as a reasonable course of action. anything to remain in the spotlight. children would have a better chance of turning out decently if they were raised by a hobo’s vomit.
I’m more pissed off that Kris even tried to offer us this crap. If she covered that bony, tan line-ridden chest, we could at least pretend that there was something worth seeing. This is just weird.
Kris is off her game. This one needs at least big B, little Cs put in. It’s like she doesn’t even care anymore . . .
Now do we have to watch her and her sister’s every friggin’ move? I am so SICK of this family. When will the gossip websites stop posting this crap??
“My mom told me no one gets to pee on me until I’m 17″
I wonder how long it will take her to become as big of a whore as her most famous sister? How old is she? 16? I say 2 years.
I’d take her home with me.
(For my High School son.)
Yup, I’d fuck that. Hold on, the FBI is at the door…
LOL! That was good.
I want this entire family fuicking dead!
I wonder how much her mom paid the magazine to put her daughter on the cover. She probably considers it an “investment”, seeing that she”ll rake in the dough milking this one when the others have all dried up.
Would someone explain to me the appeal of a flat-chested stick figure?
Young I’m fine with (not too young). Thin I’m fine with (fat doesn’t mean “healthy” or “real women”). Small tits I’m fine with (quality over quantity – as long as they’re weird, they’re good). But she looks like a 13 year old boy with a pretty face.
I meant to say NOT weird… Public school graduate, sorry.
Pimp Mommy’s hard at work whoring them out fast as she can, I see.
” you mean I should pull it down even more?… wait did my mom send you?”
She looks like her mom. Only younger, thinner, prettier, not so close to death and yet to whore herself out to Gaycrest. Summink to look forward to then…hyuk!
Signing a magazine. Really? Someone wants a magazine signed by any one of these idiots?
Shes gorgeous but its annoyin how she gets all of these great oppurtnites cuz of kim & her tape. If it wasnt cuz of kim & her tape, she wouldn’t be famous or even have a modeling career! Theres so many hard-working ppl who are trying to be a model,actress, etc & she gets stuff handed to her as if shes royalty.