Kendall Jenner Is Appropriate

August 20th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Because Kris Jenner won’t rest until all of us are in jail for looking at her jailbait daughters thus allowing older prisoners (a.k.a. O.J.) to be released early due to overcrowding so she can make another Khloe (That’s right, I’m onto you.), here’s Kendall Jenner at a Barnes & Noble signing yesterday which I’m only posting because I believe in promoting teen literacy, Chris Hansen. These photos are like looking at a young boy playing football to an old Pennsylvanian like me. Wait.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, GEVA IXOLA/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. cc

    Nothing funny to say…this family nauseates me.

  2. Bee

    Nice tan line.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    R. Kelly could make her famous. Better get him on the phone before she hits 18.

  4. General Zod

    So now having a half sibling that is famous for no apparent reason makes you famous? WTF is going on?

  5. alex

    She’s 16 and dressed like a hooker…shame on them. As if they didnt have enough shame already…

  6. Looking at the eyes, I think she still has a soul.

    Give it a year.

  7. Commented on this photo:

    A magazine signing? WTH is Raine magazine anyway?

  8. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Tan Lines RAINE Magazine Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, no “Deliveries In The Rear” jokes yet ?

  9. Basement Jack

    Maybe I am desensitized to all this Kartrashian over hype, but I don’t see anything to look at here. If this were Kelly Brook, however…

  10. Scott

    Fish you are the funniest writer ever. I hope your mom is proud. You are so talented and I really appreciate this site!

  11. Benoit Waffle

    Is she signing a magazine? We have magazine signings now?

  12. Sandusky

    She’s legal in over half the states. No boner for me, but it’s still cool.

  13. Ohio

    I agree that this is appropriate. While respectable people do book signings, it makes sense that a Kardashian would be doing a magazine signing.

  14. Terry

    Kris won’t stop whoring them bitches until one of them is found dead in the projects.

  15. JPC

    Well, the tan lines at least indicate that Kris hasn’t forced her to sunbathe topless for the paps……yet.

  16. memmememe

    MAKE IT STOP. WTF every kuntrashian is going to be famous now? who needs this brat’s autograph? we are doomed.

  17. El Jefe

    To the brave hero that is going to fly the plane full of the Kardashians into the side of a mountain, make sure you leave this one behind.

  18. EricLr

    In two years, mommy says I’ll make a sex tape.

    • mel

      totally! you must be able to see the future. now that you’ve mentioned it, it’s really just a matter of time before kris aka “mother- of -ALL- years- from now on” decides that their popularity has faded to the point where releasing another one of her family’s sex tapes is seen by her as a reasonable course of action. anything to remain in the spotlight. children would have a better chance of turning out decently if they were raised by a hobo’s vomit.

  19. Shasta

    I’m more pissed off that Kris even tried to offer us this crap. If she covered that bony, tan line-ridden chest, we could at least pretend that there was something worth seeing. This is just weird.

  20. it had to be said

    Kris is off her game. This one needs at least big B, little Cs put in. It’s like she doesn’t even care anymore . . .

  21. Jackie

    Now do we have to watch her and her sister’s every friggin’ move? I am so SICK of this family. When will the gossip websites stop posting this crap??

  22. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Tan Lines RAINE Magazine Signing
    Mr. Poop The 2nd
    Commented on this photo:

    “My mom told me no one gets to pee on me until I’m 17″

  23. Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how long it will take her to become as big of a whore as her most famous sister? How old is she? 16? I say 2 years.

  24. Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d take her home with me.
    (For my High School son.)

  25. Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, I’d fuck that. Hold on, the FBI is at the door…

  26. I want this entire family fuicking dead!

  27. CK
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how much her mom paid the magazine to put her daughter on the cover. She probably considers it an “investment”, seeing that she”ll rake in the dough milking this one when the others have all dried up.

  28. Bob

    Would someone explain to me the appeal of a flat-chested stick figure?
    Young I’m fine with (not too young). Thin I’m fine with (fat doesn’t mean “healthy” or “real women”). Small tits I’m fine with (quality over quantity – as long as they’re weird, they’re good). But she looks like a 13 year old boy with a pretty face.


    Pimp Mommy’s hard at work whoring them out fast as she can, I see.

  30. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Tan Lines RAINE Magazine Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    ” you mean I should pull it down even more?… wait did my mom send you?”

  31. arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like her mom. Only younger, thinner, prettier, not so close to death and yet to whore herself out to Gaycrest. Summink to look forward to then…hyuk!

  32. jesse
    Commented on this photo:

    Signing a magazine. Really? Someone wants a magazine signed by any one of these idiots?

  33. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Tan Lines RAINE Magazine Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes gorgeous but its annoyin how she gets all of these great oppurtnites cuz of kim & her tape. If it wasnt cuz of kim & her tape, she wouldn’t be famous or even have a modeling career! Theres so many hard-working ppl who are trying to be a model,actress, etc & she gets stuff handed to her as if shes royalty.

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