Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News

May 13th, 2013 // 27 Comments

- Finally Tom Cruise is taller than an entire country! WHEEEE! [Lainey Gossip]

- We’ve been denied a Suri Cruise-designed clothing line. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems in case you don’t feel like taking a seat right other there. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton can’t help it she has giant awesome breasts. [tooFab]

- Seth Meyers is replacing Jimmy Fallon. Just on “Late Night,” not in general. [BuzzFeed]

- Michael Bay has Megan Fox riding bikes now. [Popoholic]

- Farrah Abraham tried to find a sugar daddy online twice before turning to porn. [IDLYITW]

- Heather Graham poses for Maxim. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Beckinsale in heels, anyone? [Celebslam]

- Hey, remember Audrina Patridge? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Now Piers Morgan says Lindsay Lohan lied to him about her drug use. You don’t say? [Amy Grindhouse]

- Did Baz Luhrmann forget what The Great Gatbsy was even about? [FilmDrunk]

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  1. ss

    who is under-aged..

  2. FattyFatty2X4

    No!
    No!
    No!
    I want guilt free boners!!!!!!

    Fatty says “Hello?”
    Man at door says, “Hi, I’m Chris Hanson”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I could postulate that we’re all going to hell for this but a persuasive argument could be made that we’re already there.

  4. reinhard heidrich

    please, please do not publish any more photos of these “people”. you are just enabling them all the more. I would like to enable the whole family into a railroad car then straight to a slow drip gas chamber.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Ive accepted that reality years ago

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (blank) (blank) then I’d (blank) the (blank) from (Blank)

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Already practicing poses for her future sex tape. I wonder if Kris has started casting for the male role yet?

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Ashton has discovered his young Demi replacement.

  9. should have used noun and verb markers. Probably needs some articles or pronouns in there too. I’m having a tough time making this work with single words.

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    instrom
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that is just one crazy-ass fugly swimsuit.

  11. Rob

    Everyone is treating this like it’s gross or something but I’m pretty sure that everyone takes “before” pictures prior to plastic surgery. Trust me, people will be scouring the internet for these pics when her new tits and ass implants have settled in and been creamed on by Jaden Smith.

  12. Bill

    Sadly, all Kardashian/Jenner women suffer from a very rare auto-immune disorder and are allergic to white penises.

  13. She is fine as fuck.

  14. OJ Simpson's bladder

    WOW…fish pushing another Kardashian post…didn’t see that coming. *rme*

  15. anonym

    Legal or not, I’d hit that in all her holes.

    17.5 years old? close enough.

    Age limits are stupid. If she looks like an adult, she’s legal.

  16. Lola

    She has the body of a 12 yo boy.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Enjoy these moment.s ladies and gentlemen. It’s only a matter of time before she goes to shit like the rest of her family.

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    mama kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    she just found out what happens at the end of a hand-job.

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    IcePerson2
    Commented on this photo:

    she is hottie i want marry her

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