Kendall Jenner & Hailey Baldwin Are In Bikinis

Here’s Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin (Who spent an unusual amount of time staring at and photographing Kendall’s butt. Her father should pray for her.) paddleboarding in The Hamptons yesterday where they were somehow spotted and identified by the paparazzi from 8,000 yards away. Which almost makes you think they were tipped off, but who’d be dead enough inside to say, “Hey, you busy? Why don’t you drive two hours from the city and take pictures of my kid’s 18-year-old ass and her underage friend.” I don’t even think Satan would do that, and his daughter’s hot. — Get it? Hot? Hell? I’ll be in the garage with the car running.

Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News