British actress Kelly Brook spent yesterday with her boyfriend Billy Zane in the French West Indies. I have to say I admire Billy Zane. Not because Kelly Brook believes sex is a form of daily aerobics, but because he’s not afraid to show off his baldness. You see Billy used to rock the completely shaved and shined dome. I guess one day Billy Zane decided he didn’t want to look awesome anymore and instead wanted to look like, I dunno, my dad. Wise move, Billy. No one gets action like my old man. And by action I mean DUI’s. I think he’s up to 10.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
yeh | January 2, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I’d bang that baldhead like a ball in the cornerpocket of my trousers.
Nancy | January 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I can’t believe how hot this guy used to be…and now look at him! What a shame.
TheLostGirl | January 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Her figure is perfect, I’m sooo jealous!
paris | January 2, 2008 at 3:07 pm
that’s hott
Annabel | January 2, 2008 at 3:10 pm
What the hell happened to Billy Zane?
TheLostGirl | January 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
@7 Ha! I just noticed the fug pattern on the bikini too
wasku | January 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
here i am freezing my ass off in Canada. Well at least we have hott eskimoes here
ipanema_girl | January 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
she’s pale flab in an most ugly bikini and he’s well .. but he still seems to pluck his eyebrows? he was always gross.
everything but water | January 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm
her bathing suit is not good for her.
i think she should have gone with something lavendar, or solid black. no tie sides, not so high cut… that style is making her hips look wider.
sla | January 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm
It’s so nice to see a father and daughter having some father-daughter beach time.
celebrity | January 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Is that a black hairy armpit or just a shadow
Ted from LA | January 2, 2008 at 3:26 pm
It appears to me she likes to play with her own tits, ass and hair a lot. I wonder what Freud would say.
gotmilk? | January 2, 2008 at 3:27 pm
she looks better with clothes on.
if one has to adjust her bathing suit that much, one needs a better suit. that thing is uggos.
babs | January 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm
it looks like they’re more than just boyfriend/girlfriend. they both have rings on.
she looks like an uglier jennifer garner, which i didn’t think was possible.
Thomas | January 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Oh God, here come the necrophilliacs who will complain that she’s supple and healthy… “Why can’t she be anorexic, bony and angular? I like my girls all crack-addict-y”
Guys: This is what a woman is supposed to look like.
Gals: This is what you should look like.
Trannys: If you look like this, marry me and fix my car.
p0nk | January 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm
never heard of her but those are so damn fine curves.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm
is this how shes famous?
Who Cares? | January 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Nice to see that Eurotrash floats.
boy in pretty panties | January 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I really think that’s a pretty bikini, i love the feminine floral pattern.
Simon Scowl | January 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Hey, David Cross has been working out!
yukadoozer | January 2, 2008 at 3:58 pm
She dropped by Penney’s at the mall to pick up that gay suit.
crazypants | January 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm
billy zane looks like himself, except you kow, he’s lost a lot of his hair. Which hapens to like 50% of all guys. He’s looking pretty fit for a guy his age as well.
so get a grip – unless I’m to believe that the lot of you would drop your beaus for having the audacity to go bald or…gasp…age!
bunch of teens and twinks the lot of ya!
pointandlaugh | January 2, 2008 at 4:00 pm
She’s got some WIDE BIRTHIN HIPS. All ripe to squeeze out a few puppies.
kitty_kat | January 2, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Really nice figure… horribly unflattering bikini. It makes her hips look huge.
BIPP | January 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Look at the gap at her pussy. I bet she has big ole pussy lips.
RENEE... | January 2, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Yipes, Billy Zane used to be a beautiful looking man. Now he looks like fricken Locke from the tv show Lost…Eeegad.
FRIST!!! | January 2, 2008 at 4:21 pm
#15 “Trannys: If you look like this, marry me and fix my car.”
You just made me LOL..
nipolian | January 2, 2008 at 4:22 pm
What’s wrong with her teeth…….They’re straight…….and white. Thought she was from the UK.
Cindy | January 2, 2008 at 4:37 pm
She used to be hot, but she’s let herself go. Fat waddling thighs. Gross.
D. Richards (Scum.) | January 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hey, man. Billy Zane’s cool as shit. Remember how suave Billy was in the Memphis Bell? Even the boys wanted to suck his bombardier cock back then.
One thing, though. He is starting to look like creapy Telly Savalas, which weirds me the fuck-out. But Zane’s still cool. I just hope he doesn’t do any Players’ Club Gold Card commercials.
Ang | January 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Mooooooooooo!
veggi | January 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Billy Zane is one of the few free men who truly deserve to be raped.
redsonja1313 | January 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Ok I know I should respect him for embracing his hair loss and not doing the “hollywood” hair plug…..but uhmm he just looks bad with the half head of hear… Please shave your head…PLEASE !!!
Narcissist | January 2, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Man, she cleans up really well, and by that I mean she’s not so stunning here. Gotta look at those other articles. If she spends much time on health and fitness I’d be a little surprised.
It does seem Billy was better off with the shaving. I don’t know if he was covering up that gut before or what.
holla@meh | January 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm
billy zane is so hot. i wish i was there. i would have gotten down on my knees and gave him the best blow job he’s ever had. he’d be so amazed, we would go off and got married. bye bye kelly.
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secybitch | January 2, 2008 at 7:08 pm
She has my favorite body of all of the bikini pics lately. Huge hips?! You posters are really idiotic morons. She’s perfect (from the neck down)
Michael Vick must Die | January 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm
She’s gorgeous but I agree the bikini was not a good choice, he’s an ugly fug who should be washed away by a tsunami never to be seen again except by the fishies that eat him.
gnat | January 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
thats billy zane? wtf happened to him =(
stephanie | January 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
She’s got a nice body, but she needs a different swim suit for sure…. she would look good with no ties on the side.
anonymous | January 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
i didn’t know who that guy was until I googled him. i remember him from titanic. so not the same guy. what the heck happened to him!?! on the other hand, kelly looks fantistic. what a great bod. why are some of you calling her fat and flabby? jennifer love hewitt is fat and flabby, not kelly. get it straight!
johnnyfive | January 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Is she going to go play flag football or something….that suit is hideous.
bangthegenius | January 2, 2008 at 11:58 pm
#33, I totally agree. Matthew McConaughey is totally bald, but has been plugging for years. He now looks fake and generally like ass (aside from his ridiculously ripped body). It would be much better if he were a bald badass like that dude from the Transporter movies.
Toni | January 3, 2008 at 12:14 am
WTF HAPPENED TO HIM!?!?
AS IF.
THIS GUY USED TO BE LIKE, YUMMY. NOW LOOK AT HIM.
EW.
lambman | January 3, 2008 at 1:06 am
is he her dad? she looks 16 and he looks 46
iza | January 3, 2008 at 2:42 am
god damn it, i was madly in love with
this man when I watched dead calm.
i fell madly out of love when i realized
that movie is about 30 years old and
hes old and looks like ^THAT (my dad) now. sick.
latty | January 3, 2008 at 5:44 am
BLECH!!!!
Oh God, my eyes are vomiting at the sight….
Billy, come on now…for the sake of the children…shave your goddamn head.
gerard Vandenberg | January 3, 2008 at 7:40 am
If I didn’t see your face I would swear this was kim kardashian:
- wide hips, that’s a bonus at giving birth.
- big TITS are a bonus to the boy’s!!!
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