Kelly Brook takes Billy Zane to Bikini-town
British actress Kelly Brook spent yesterday with her boyfriend Billy Zane in the French West Indies. I have to say I admire Billy Zane. Not because Kelly Brook believes sex is a form of daily aerobics, but because he’s not afraid to show off his baldness. You see Billy used to rock the completely shaved and shined dome. I guess one day Billy Zane decided he didn’t want to look awesome anymore and instead wanted to look like, I dunno, my dad. Wise move, Billy. No one gets action like my old man. And by action I mean DUI’s. I think he’s up to 10.