Kelly Brook knows how to sell shoes and other news

June 1st, 2010 // 77 Comments

- January Jones and Adrien Brody? [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox doesn’t believe in buttons. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bradley Cooper’s career hinging on The A-Team is a good thing? [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Sheen will do jail time before getting paid close to $2 million per episode for Two and a Half Men. That’ll teach him. [Popeater]

- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hilary Duff has “gummy bear thighs.” [Popoholic]

- Snooki’s doing online personal ads now. [The Fab Life]

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  1. OJ's Mom

    I want to put it inside you.

  2. RichPort

    Every pathetic soccer mom on this board take a good hard look. If you don’t look like this every fucking day, you are wasting your man’s time. Get to the goddamn gym, and to the fucking plastic surgeon. We are tired of coming home to fat, ugly bitches. Get your shit together, or get the fuck out.

  3. someguy

    what shoes ?

  4. buhdude

    uhhh

    fap

  5. zoomzoom

    January Jones + Adrien Brody = hot. Kelly Brook + Adrien Brody = hotter!

  6. Tina

    @Rich Port: We’ll go to the gym if men learn to put down the cheetos

  7. RichPort

    @7 – If we want cheetos we’ll just look at your thighs, heifer.

  8. woosh

    @3 based on your views I can only assume that by “we” you’re referring to the men who’ve become violent and psychotic towards women from decades of failure with relationships, all because your mothers didn’t show you enough affection or validate your achievements?

  9. Barry Bonds

    Great body and everything, but wtf is up with the gigantic head?

  10. I will buy whatever this ass errr, woman is selling.

  11. Erica

    “@3 based on your views I can only assume that by “we” you’re referring to the men who’ve become violent and psychotic towards women from decades of failure with relationships, all because your mothers didn’t show you enough affection or validate your achievements?”

    somebody needs to teach you how to taunt

  12. Livinus Nwambe

    @7 – And that’s the kind of rhetoric that makes men never want to go near you. I’ll settle for a woman who doesn’t mind me chillin with Chester the Cheetah if I don’t mind her doing the same

  13. qbert

    shit, i’m starting to wonder if that’s even really megan fox in the last couple of pic groups (this one and the beach pics). if so, something is seriously wrong with her NOSE. look how WIDE it is. is this a plastic surgery fuggup? or one that…deteriorated after the fact? or is this a spurious and ersatz megan fox? what beez UP???

    the nose KNOWS…

  14. Gweb

    LOL @3. And @9, why don’t you shut the fuck up and haul your fat ass down to the gym you cottage-cheese thighed bitch?

  15. Rick

    “We’ll go to the gym if men learn to put down the cheetos.”

    That’s not the deal and you know it. We fuck the tits and ass, you fuck the wallet.

  16. Deacon Jones

    “hahaha, yes!” – Buff Bagwell

  17. turd da third

    very tasty with nice presentation,, I have a c*$k errr house she can clean once a day for Me

  18. turd da third

    very tasty with nice presentation,, I have a c*$k errr house she can clean once a day for Me

  19. Jack Mehoff

    She seems like the perfect wife as long as she stays in shape. She can fix me up a helping of her ass.

  20. Mr. Nice Guy

    Rick you are the man!

    RichPort Speaks Truth.

  21. bar room hero

    I’d love to tap that.

  22. zoomzoom

    @10 so true! her head looks pasted on in the pic where she has the yellow top on. probably because of too much photoshopping on her body

  23. B Rock

    that ass definately needs to be eaten. no bones about it. well….one bone

  24. me me me

    megan fox engaged? I think it’s the 4th pic and on you can see her ring in place.. I’ve seen she’s had on/off times with brian.. but didn’t know they were back ‘on’ so seriously..

  25. Indifferent in Minneapolis

    FUCK YOUR NEW ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I USED to LOVE this site, if not purely for the writing & clever as hell commentary, not to mention the fresh, funny pics! Now I can’t stand the site due to all the fucking pop ups and “surveys” and various other bullshit. Look dude, I know you have to make your money, but at what expense? This site has taken a SERIOUS turn for the worse. I participated in your user survey a few months back, about future changes to the site, but fuck this. And BTW you used to be a mobile friendly site, read your work from my smart phone everyday, LOVED IT! Now, the useless ads (well useless for everyone except you and the company you’re promoting on your now lackluster website) make it not worth anyone’s time. And a final note, when did you get so lazy? Seems nowadays with your Facebook page (which is pretty much a less interesting, spamfilled carbon copy of thesuperficial.com anyway) & whatnot, all we get are “So-and-so does this, and other news” posts. DAILY. WTF? Those used to only be warranted when there was a “big celeb news-day” (sad, even I can admit, but I digress, we’re talking about the quality of a website going to shit here, not the fact that the very subject matter is meaningless to most of our lives anyway, but we all gotta kill time, and unfortunately thesuperficial.com isn’t a place where I do that much anymore). If we wanted various snippets of other peoples way-the-fuck-less-funny-comments, we’d have gone directly to Dlisted, Celebtuna, Drunkenstepfather.com, etc directly. We weren’t here for them, we were here for you.
    Alright, I’ve said enough. Now excuse me while I brace myself for the haters proclaiming your glory. (I loved your work too man, up until like 6months ago…) And now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to saddle up for this here intrawebz to chastise me for “keeping it real” with you…gentleman, start your engines!
    (And by engines, of course I meant “pizza roll slicked fingers a-typin’ bout how I’m a hater, whilst calling up to Mom from your cozy basement demanding more purple flavored Kool-Aid, and wonderin’ how you too may be able to bang a Sasquatch” kinda engines.) Hit the nail on the head, didn’t I?
    Let the ignorance begin…..

  26. OJ's Mom

    @26 – TL:DR

    Get your own fucking site, you goddamn whiner. Seriously, I am amazed you actually took time from your tight schedule to write that whole fucking diatribe. You’re lucky I don’t come down to your job at the food court and slap the corndog out of your mouth.

    Go find some other writer that you can berate for having the guts to provide you free entertainment. The Fish doesn’t owe you or anyone else a goddamn thing. He has the right to try to make some cash on this project, because cheap cocks like you sure wouldn’t PAY for content. So if you don’t like it, there a million other sites for a pathetic mouth breather like you.

    Also – you may consider the fact that the donkey porn sites that you jack off to every night may have left you a little more than a handful of man goo. They are probably dropping bots and pop-ups on you all day. If you can’t figure out how to stop pop-ups and unwanted ads, you are too goddamn stupid to own a computer. So put your e-machine back in the box, take it back to Costco, and cancel your AOL subscription.

    Oh, and then die.

  27. Tina

    @13: Maybe you should try picking up a book once in a while! My comment implied that it’s not fair for a man to expect a woman to work out if he doesn’t do the same, and vice versa. Of course, if both the man and woman are comfortable with each other being slobs, then it’s ok. The key is to avoid hypocrisy.

    Somehow I get the feeling that you’re still stuck in your mom’s basement. The only action you’re getting is looking at pics of Kelly Brook.

  28. Drugal McRaven

    The girl is hot, but I also want the vacuum that doesn’t need to be plugged in.

  29. rita

    @16 – Um…what about the (vast majority) of guys who aren’t wealthy? The amount of guys with uber-fuckworthy wallets are about as plentiful as the amount of girls with uber-fuckworthy bodies. Yeah, both groups can get hella ass, but the rules for the rest of us are different. You bitter because no one wants to fuck your unemployed, fat ass?

  30. Tek

    After a Tara Reid in bikini post… I must say that this is quite a soothing sight.

  31. Tasting poor taste

    It truly makes me sick so see a giant flabby ass like this over the hill slut has hanging out here. Get a gym membership you fat over paid fucking whore.
    Oh.
    #27
    Lick my nuts.

  32. GQ Guy

    Best Ass EVER!

  33. Hot ass!

    She needs to be naked & spread leg. THAT is how you sell shoes…

  34. Gweb

    @26 – STFU you stupid POS.

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  36. LOL

    #26 and #27 are the same person, you can tell by the style of writing. He wants us to talk about his subject lol

  37. How come I can not understand, why should she?

  38. I like her so often divided

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  46. Spungehead

    She looks really hot, but something about that grin reminds us she’s a Brit….shades of the “limey bahstad” that bought The Drunken Clam in Family Guy.

  47. Erica

    Oh yay I’m so glad you posted about Adrien Brody!

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