Here’s British model/actress Kelly Brook in the Caribbeans, and some of you might be thinking, wow, this chick is definitely thicker than Britney. True. But does Britney have breasts that make a man weep so hard he’s forced to tell co-workers he got bit in the eye by a cobra just so they’ll stop laughing? I don’t think so. *sniff* Fucking cobra….
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Tasty. Some people dont know what a hot, non airbrushed woman looks like.
#47, Real size D boobs look great in clothes, but, truth be told, usually look awful in person.
On prior girlfriends, the ones with “D” size boobs had sloppy, flappy bags of flesh that actually got in the way of good sex. It was like playing with water ballons. And these were girls in their earlier 20s, and no weight problem. Size C breasts are very nice for a girl with a medium build, although “B”s look very nice naked on a thin girl (Like my current girlfriend.
But this girl is bordering on fat, and her boobs are almostly certainly just big bloated bags of fat naked – I detect little or no firmess in them (kind of liek her stomach). If she worked out more, she could actually improve the structure and tone of her breasts – but, looking at her, it’s clear she just eats and doesn’t work out.
#52 – I’d motorboat ‘em like a son-of-a-bitch and I’m a girl! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
Such a pretty face and nice tits plopped on top of a shit brickhouse.
Tis a shame…
This girl looks great. I think she looks healthy too. I’m not going to say something cliche like, “This is what a REAL woman’s body looks like.” Because guess what? Everyone’s built differently and i’m pretty sure anyone with a vagina and womanly parts is a REAL woman.
P.S. #52…Jinx, whatever…just like people, boobs vary as well. I have a very large chest, but mine are in no way saggy (as of yet). I’m only 24..but give me another 5-10 years and I’m sure I’ll have FOUR ARMS. Hehehehe *snip snip*
This girl looks great. I think she looks healthy too. I’m not going to say something cliche like, “This is what a REAL woman’s body looks like.” Because guess what? Everyone’s built differently and i’m pretty sure anyone with a vagina and womanly parts is a REAL woman.
P.S. #52…Jinx, whatever…just like people, boobs vary as well. I have a very large chest, but mine are in no way saggy (as of yet). I’m only 24..but give me another 5-10 years and I’m sure I’ll have FOUR ARMS. Hehehehe *snip snip*
Like bags of sand….. mmmmmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_X-jlutdI
#52, you are a gay. Large boobs never get in the way of good sex. Ever. They typically enhance the sensation of it all, and offer more options, if ya know what I mean.
She’s perfect. Y’all can keep your anorexic waifs. I’ll take the real chicks. Then again I’m over 30 so maybe you 16 year olds prefer the underdeveloped girls who look like dudes aside from having tits.
Her face sort of reminds me of Jennifer Garner. She’s very, very pretty :) I like her bod lol
Her face sort of reminds me of Jennifer Garner. She’s very, very pretty :) I like her bod lol
@ 53 – I’m right there with you! We’d be a couple of motorboating sons of bitches!
That’s what a woman is supposed to look like. You homos like #52 can have those brazilian stick insects. I’ll take a piece of this Brook girl, because less than a handful isn’t worth bothering with.
It’s official . . . I’d drill that like a Republican in a nature reserve
She’s not fat, she’s just not a walking X-Ray. There seems to be very little tolerance for someone who isn’t a sickly-looking anorexic forced to conform to ridiculous standards of ghastly thinness.
She’s perfect and I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a girl, and I think she’s just fine the way she is.
She’s not fat at all. Just a natually very pretty girl.
She’s not a walking x-ray and isn’t forced, or choses not to be forced, to ridiculous standards of anorexic bony-ness. She’s not a mess like LiLo or those weird-ass Olsen twins.
I like all the people calling her fat/saying she’s a chubby chasers dream.
Haha, like you’ve even talked to a girl.
Lame-o’s.
@66: You beat me to it, Dave. Most of those guys complaining about her only get to see a female when Mom brings the Beefaroni down the stairs at lunch time.
A girl like that has stamina! I mean ALL night long!
Fuck your stick figure, slam-bam, 5 minutes and bored cunts!!
AGAIN! “the Caribbeans”… WTF?
Try finding them in Google Earth. Dare ya!
Stick chicks note:
This is the kind of body which turns men on.
It is official, you all suck.
Bitch is fat, certainly not obese, but at least 15 pounds overweight. She doesn’t take care of herself, she’s poorly toned, and displays no evidence that she exercises, ever. Sedentary heifers are, by definition, unattractive. She could look better, if she laid off of the alfredo and worked out, but she’s lazy.
I like boobies as much as the next guy, but large boobies are overrated, and they don’t compensate for a flabby ass, gelatinous abs or undefined legs.
I suspect that if you give her a couple of years, she will be as big as a house, and you fuckers will be the first to call her a cow.
#70. jealous much, fatty?
#52 — Here’s an anatomy lesson for you. Natural breasts are soft because they are mostly filled with fat (and some cystic grandular tissue, and blood supply). That’s why a D-cup looks un-natural on a thin girl (and probably is) because she doesn’t have the physiology to support a D-cup.
And when the surgically enhanced D-Cup is 70 and complaining about chest pain, it’s kinda hard to take her seriously, because those D-Cups should be grazing her thighs, not standing at attention, although she always is taken seriously
Other than that, your comments are foolish and show what a natural macho creep you are.
Who made you God’s scorekeeper on the topic of women’s bodies?
*sorry for the double post. Damned computer!!
Needs work.
64, 65, 73. Man Law #1 : “The cock rules, and shall enjoy its god-given right to evaluate all aspects of its fucksacks.”
@67 haha, I just lol-ed my face off.
At least I know this world has two working brains in it thus far.
………………………BUT WHY DOES SHE LOVE HERSELF, folks?
ok. anyone posting about how her boobs are only fat is stupid!!
i am a thin girl with really large breasts. as is kelly brooke. she looks like shes put on a few, but seriously, shes still thin. and u dont ‘grow’ boobs of fat when u get fatter. hello. check out kelly clarkson. they get a tiny bit bigger. trust me. my boobs are large. and if i gain weight, it goes straight to my thighs. ok. i feel like this needs more explanation. womens bodies are built in certain ways. most women gain weight in their hips. obvious kelly brooke is one such woman. come on!! look at her hips! theyre way bigger than her boobs
i wont deny that theres a certain type of woman that gets fat in her boobs when she gets fat. but these are people with small hips and larger shoulders, that gain weight in their upper bodies. people who get fat in their hips get fat in their hips. if kelly brook, or i, or kim kardashian for that matter were to lose weight in general, our boobs would not like magically disappear. it’s not the way we’re built
ok enough said at thsi point
@ 78> Still doesn’t change the fact that tits are mostly fat. Most skinny women don’t have huge jugs. Just because you might be an exception doesn’t mean it’s the rule.
I don’t think I’d pull out.
Excellent. Kelly Brooks: Anytime, anywhere.
Thank you SARAH, #78. I’m afraid not many people get this..and by people, I mean men lol. My breasts don’t change with my weight, they’re here to stay. It’s genetics. I’m a petite girl with large breasts. BIG DEAL, WHO CARES. Everyone stores fat differently. Not a hard concept. Although I wish I had a bit bigger of a bum! :)
This keeps being one of the top ten most beautiful women in the world. No wonder why she’s a model.
Fat fucks saying she’s fat oughta keep seeing Lindsay Lohan’s posts. Oh wait, she’s also criticized by haters. Well, go back to your mom’s basement and keep jerking off to Donatella Versace. Leave the real women like this one right here, to the real men to admire.
Yea If I looked like her Id be taking photos of myself too
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Es una autentica belleza, pidiendole ayuda a Mario Benedetti :
“¿Y si Dios fuera mujer?
pregunta Juan sin inmutarse,
vaya, vaya si Dios fuera mujer
es posible que agnósticos y ateos
no dijéramos no con la cabeza
y dijéramos sí con las entrañas.
…”
She wants me… my cawk senses it…
She is no way fatter than Britney use to be, britney just got back into shape recently, Kelly is natural not a ton of make-up either, I say she’s normal
She is perfect. That’s my type, on the money. (Fap Fap Fap) XO
Ahhhh…. natural boobs! Now that’s very sexy and what most women dream of having. She’s a perfect 10+
She’s hot – that is all. Don’t know what this thick crap is but she is just hot.
You people calling her fat are sick in the head…
In this bikini she is looking damn gorgeous, i really love her.. She is hot as hell if you don’t believe it watch (survival island ) from 2005…