Kelly Bensimon in a bikini isn’t helping

Christ, what a shitty day for bikinis. Here’s Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday and between her and Serena Williams it feels like my choices were between Over-tanned Joe Perry with Implants or Darth Vader. Obviously I chose both which, to be honest, is exactly how I’d handle that situation if it happened in real life. “Okay, you play ‘Love in an Elevator,’ you keep doing that breathing thing and I’ll start covering myself with a tarp. Ready? Break!”

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