Christ, what a shitty day for bikinis. Here’s Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday and between her and Serena Williams it feels like my choices were between Over-tanned Joe Perry with Implants or Darth Vader. Obviously I chose both which, to be honest, is exactly how I’d handle that situation if it happened in real life. “Okay, you play ‘Love in an Elevator,’ you keep doing that breathing thing and I’ll start covering myself with a tarp. Ready? Break!”
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*roaring crowd* | March 26, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I AM SPARTAAAAAACUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yumi | March 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I swear picture #2 looks likes she packing something in her bikini bottoms….ewwwwwwwww.
How can she not know she looks like a man in drag.
josh | March 26, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Hum… who is she ?
Harry | March 26, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Look at that giant box. Either she goes full bush or else she has giant destroyed labia.
faust | March 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Love in an elevator isn’t Joe Perry, it’s Aerosmith.
sam | March 26, 2010 at 8:42 pm
This skanky attention whore would look a million times better if she would get some bikini bottoms that came up about three inches higher and covered up those FREAKING MANISH DENTS that go from her crotch to her hips.
Sure, low-cut bottoms may be in style, but she is NOT 22 and for God’s sake woman, LOOK AT YOUR FIGURE. I think when she tries them on she must look only at the suit and not the 40-something-year-old flesh that is exposed.
Doesn’t she have a stylist — or at least a girlfriend — to help her?
Papahotnuts | March 26, 2010 at 8:47 pm
NIce cock.
ETphonehome | March 26, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Well on the bright side the sex change operation was not a total failure for HIM.
Enna | March 26, 2010 at 8:53 pm
God. She apparently has no clue how hideous she looks. Someone should tell her.
Lumlo | March 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I knew I had seen this picture before.
vdls | March 26, 2010 at 9:47 pm
She has good legs but the midsection is disgusting and sadly she cannot be any thinner or in better shape. She just has a horrible natural shape. I feel lucky to have a waist right about now.
maudina | March 26, 2010 at 10:10 pm
the sad thing is, she would probably look better if she did not work out so much.
UY | March 26, 2010 at 10:24 pm
@#7 – Dude, Google Joe Perry.
isefj | March 26, 2010 at 10:33 pm
You people are fucked in the head. Sitting around judging someones physical appearance. I wonder what would be said about YOU if your picture was up here.
isefj | March 26, 2010 at 10:33 pm
You people are fucked in the head. Sitting around judging someones physical appearance. I wonder what would be said about YOU if your picture was up here.
dude | March 26, 2010 at 10:37 pm
DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT
you could make a full luggage set out of all that leather
meghanfish | March 26, 2010 at 10:44 pm
…. ok she’s old, but which one of you fuckers is going to be sad if you look like that at her age?! hahaha i am quite a critic but this time i must say, give her a break, i think she looks quite good. If this was a photo of me at that point in my life, and I wasn’t famous like she is, I wouldnt be embarassed.
m3 real | March 26, 2010 at 10:58 pm
She looks like a male bodybuilder who stopped lifting weights and got breast implants.
TekMoney | March 26, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Superficial’s Daily Tranny Post #2
I still don’t understand what’s going on with her midsection. Pic #9 is very disturbing. It’s almost like she’s mimicking the way Bigfoot walks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJjUt2sXo5o
Shawn | March 26, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Fired Up reference! LOVE IT!
get all from $1 only | March 26, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Flight ticket $1
Hotel Room $1
Rental Car $1
tc | March 26, 2010 at 11:58 pm
#17. Actually, I look pretty bloody fantastic without clothes. If I were gay, I would probably not bother ever leaving the house.
I find this woman’s shape pretty unappealing. Her frame isn’t very good – not much she can do about that. The rest of the body has been worked out too selectively – I would say full body sit ups rather than crunches, exacerbating her dysmorphia.
All in all, she should keep her clothes on, and smile more.
jake_ryan | March 27, 2010 at 12:34 am
Check out that sweet ass in the black flowered bikini in pic 3.
Mike | March 27, 2010 at 12:53 am
She doesn’t look that bad, she is 41 years old after all. And on top of that, she’s white – they just don’t age well :-(
Advanced Cleanse | March 27, 2010 at 1:43 am
I know bodies change with the approach of “mid-life” (due to hormones), but this, quite frankly, is ridiculous. To me it looks like she only works her abs – the worst thing in the world to keep a feminine shape. She’d do better to hit the squat rack, flesh out her legs, go heavy on the bench press – making those sections bigger will create the illusion of a narrow waist.
As it is, she looks like a man (and I’m not sure she isn’t or wasn’t, I should say, at one point.)
Kiran | March 27, 2010 at 3:56 am
Love her un-tanned armpits…
mustard | March 27, 2010 at 3:59 am
holy moses, some women need to realise how they look in a bikini, and then not wear them
captain america | March 27, 2010 at 5:22 am
men with a few operations look like this.
………….HER PENIS IS BIGGER THAN MINE, folks!!
Narcissist | March 27, 2010 at 5:37 am
I think the Victoria’s Secret models looked better. Some denim shorts wouldn’t hurt Kelly here.
Narcissist | March 27, 2010 at 5:38 am
I think the Victoria’s Secret models looked better in bikinis. Some denim shorts wouldn’t hurt Kelly here.
Jon | March 27, 2010 at 7:13 am
THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!!!
Advanced Cleanse | March 27, 2010 at 7:36 am
It is really nice site where can we know about beautiful models and their firgure. According a business fashion design..
lilycat | March 27, 2010 at 7:57 am
that sag is what happens to us gals over 40, she just needs a properly fitting one piece and she would look amazing. the mannish part we get from starving ourselves rather than having a little jiggle of fat. newsflash, the little fat jiggle looks way better & you still get to look like a woman. we gals are trying so hard some times we lose sight of what looks good.
SkippyJon | March 27, 2010 at 8:16 am
Wait a minute #17, If that’s the case, what are you doing on this site in the first place?
That being said, she has abs like my husband…..wow.
dude | March 27, 2010 at 8:37 am
that’s just butt-motherfugly! her arms in pic 1 remind me of ahnald..
turd da third | March 27, 2010 at 8:39 am
I think once Heidi Montag runs out of surgeries to do and she needs a project (and TV show) she can turn to this bitch…Maybe she could call the show Pimp My Tranny….What do you think 600 surgeries and a penis implant should fix it?
black jesus | March 27, 2010 at 8:42 am
uhhhhhhh… dude was right, look at that creamy white ass in pic4, in the flower bikini
YOWZA!!!!!!!!!
vajinismus | March 27, 2010 at 8:51 am
newsflash, the little fat jiggle looks way better & you still get to look like a woman. we gals are trying so hard some times we lose sight of what looks good.
dude | March 27, 2010 at 9:34 am
someone needs to tell her that only guys are supposed to pad their crotches
e | March 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
its steven tyler in a bikini.
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Gossip Girl | March 27, 2010 at 11:54 am
hahahahaha… pic4 :DDD
Funeral Guy | March 27, 2010 at 11:59 am
Please don’t post anymore pictures of this dude, whoever he is. He’s nasty looking.
harry satchel | March 27, 2010 at 11:59 am
@36 nailed it.
Look at the wad between them chicken legs. Bet she leaves snail tracks when she walks around naked. Gnarly!
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Mr. Nice Guy | March 27, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Ugly! This is why a size 8-12 looks better. If you put your Dick in her (if you could get a Hard On with this She-man) you would hit bone.