Kelly Osbourne Got Drunk On That Plane Because Jack Has MS

June 28th, 2012 // 29 Comments
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Kelly Osbourne recently got drunk in a plane and had to be carried off by her assistant and security guard, except there’s a perfectly good explanation for her falling off the wagon that she’s not at all trying to exploit. Who even thinks like that? RadarOnline reports:

“I got drunk on the plane to Atlanta,” Kelly said in a no-holds barred exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, and she revealed why.
“It was on an empty stomach, and before I got on the plane a gentleman came up to me and asked me how my brother was doing and told me about his brother having MS (Multiple Sclerosis) and directed me towards a website.
“On the plane I started looking at the website. It described how bad certain cases of MS got, and it made me lose it because I’ve sat through my mother having breast cancer, my dad almost dying from a bike accident, and now it’s my brother who’s my best friend.
“I lost it,” Kelly frankly admitted.

Because she’s said some incredibly poignant things about Christina Aguilera in the past, I really want to give Kelly Osbourne the benefit of the doubt here, but yeesh. What she should’ve said is, “Hey, I have a disease, although that’s a debatable construct built to repress handsome bloggers who just want a little whiskey for breakfast, and fell off the wagon. It happens.” Which sounds way less shady than, “I had an empty stomach my brother’s MS made me do it!” Because now I’m convinced she drunkenly stabbed a stewardess then tucked her under the landing gear. Someone should start poking up there with some sticks.

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  1. Confusus

    Two hours ago I found out my dog had fleas.
    Now I’m shit-faced.

  2. I’m smoking rock because I read about athlete’s foot. That shit is nasty.

  3. little turtle head

    Something about her makes me wanna bang her brains out!! i bet she’s good in bed!!

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    My brother started to get the DTs, so we both got shitfaced.

  5. JC

    I once accidentally caught a few minutes of “Fashion Police,” so I shot up some heroin laced with ground glass. That’s not a street term, either. It was parts of a broken window.

    • Smapdi

      I dunno, now and then Joan Rivers tosses out some funny ones on that show. Once they had a picture of a black female, covered from the neck up by a black rectangle to hide her identity. Joan Rivers goes “I thought because there was a black box on her face that it must be Queen Latifah”.

  6. Frank Burns

    Been on a plane recently? The airport mess and flight experience alone is enough to make you reach for the booze. Note to traveling families: just because the airline stuck me next to you and your kid, that doesn’t make me a surrogate father/babysitter/family therapist. I don’t know if you can strangle someone with a baby wipe, but try to hand me one again, and we’ll find out.

  7. She grew up pretty nice looking. Ok, she’s not the most attractive person ever, but I would definitely fuck her. She’s got some nice tits.

  8. Idk, I think that’s a pretty good reason. I get drunk for all sorts of reasons, the prevailing one being that I’m an alcoholic, of course.

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    obnoxious as hell but she actually looks really good!

  10. El Jefe

    I am pretty sure Jack got MS as karma for this talentless douchebag and her talentless mother getting jobs they don’t deserve.

    They probably figured out he was a worthless piece of shit anyway and made a deal with the devil aka Kris Jenner to give Jack MS in exchange for their worthless asses getting jobs on television.

  11. Duke Steele

    Quagmire.

  12. EricLr

    Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the drunk.

  13. Hello, my name is (insert typical douche name from Generation Lost) and everything I do or that happens to me is caused by someone else.

  14. SeeAlice

    She is out of her f’n mind

  15. jem

    So, I guess her older sister’s battle with cancer didn’t bother her, as she didn’t seem to mention Amy. And this chick’s under bite is freaky. So ugly!

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Her smile is up there with Lohan for the ugliest and most annoying smile ever.

  17. sirmalinka

    her mother had colon cancer her sister aimee was tne one that had breast cancer.

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    Gartholomew
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sorta like a cross between Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne

  19. MM

    when i found out i had MS *i* didn’t even get drunk, let alone my family. nobody shed a tear for me. why? because my neurologist said there was nothing to worry about, especially with all of the disease-modifying drugs out there. jack has the same type of MS i do (RRMS) although we’re on different medications, but both are injectable. nobody in my family is worried about me dying the way sharon osbourne is, with her emphatic “i won’t let my son die” statement on the cover of people magazine. i’m in my 20s and otherwise healthy, just like jack. i really fail to understand the hysteria surrounding this incurable albeit manageable disease.

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    Luopis
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wow, she lost alot of weight

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