Kelly Brook’s Breasts Should’ve Been Wonder Woman
Yesterday, the first Wonder Woman footage was blowing up the Internet, so Kelly Brook – like a goddamn angel – put her huge, awesome breasts in the costume and snapped some pics for Instagram for a little fun. Or she wanted Gal Gadot to cry herself to sleep, which is literally the only way to react to this because, seriously, how are these things not Wonder Woman? I’m talking both of them. One can be good, the other can be evil, and then they fight as every man’s face everywhere melts off and women are left to rule the planet. But that’s if Hollywood truly wants to honor the character. That’s up to them.