Kelly Brook Wants to Regulate Airbrushing

August 5th, 2010 // 39 Comments

Kelly Brook spoke out against airbrushing yesterday while unveiling her new Reebok billboard – that was airbrushed. I’m going to allow it because her breasts are awesome and my ways are mysterious. BBC Newsbeat reports:

Brook was speaking at the launch of her new poster campaign in London.
She said: “If people are being slimmed down in photographs then I think that should definitely be pointed out because you don’t want to portray something that is unrealistic and unachievable to young teenage girls.”
She admitted the picture in her new billboard advert was “probably” airbrushed.

While we’re talking about protecting young girls/conveniently ducking Kelly Brook’s hypocrisy (Call me.), someone should cart Snooki around to schools and make her describe her daily routine. BOOM! Binge drinking cured. Seriously, those girls won’t be able to run home fast enough to tell their moms they never want to drink alcohol. “I swear to God, Mom, at the end somebody just walked in and punted her out the door like a beach ball. A pickle-scented beach ball. That wouldn’t stop eating whipped cream, hold me.”

Thanks to Emelie. You’re one of the good gingers.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Taz

    She is so hot

  2. shwiendo

    first

  3. Kelly Brook
    shwiendo
    Commented on this photo:

    aw. fuck me, right?

  4. EAT IT

    I wish to ERUPT inside your tight and moistened cunt.

    First, losers!

  5. Kelly Brook
    Karri
    Commented on this photo:

    she does not need to be airbrushed!!!!!! perfect body!!!! so jealous :)

  6. gogo

    dudes, u’re making this “first” think seem all pathetic…

  7. Kelly Brook
    Nice
    Commented on this photo:

    So f*cking hot.

  8. Nice

    I can’t wait until rape is legalized in the UK.

  9. Kelly Brook
    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    in amazing shape and she still has big boobs. lucky bitch. and of course her face is so pretty too.

  10. Kelly Brook
    Cadillac Los
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that junk!

  11. When you have an ass like that who needs to be air brushed?

  12. oooaaahhh

    her tush looks better here than in the spandex!

  13. Another ATtention WHORE!

    I fucking hate everyone one of these celeb bitches…..she is fake like all the rest, lots of make up and her pics get airrushed also or they would find hotter bitches to shoot the stuff…..Kelly wants to regulate airbrushing lol FUCK U KELLY SUCK MY COCK BITCH!

  14. OMG

    Nice shoes…

  15. pimp

    i need to shave my balls…

  16. Mortimer

    I wonder if Emelie read the comments to yesterdays Kelly Brook post or if she happened to dig this up all by herself…?

  17. grobpilot

    Ms Brook: Shut the fuck up and swing your tits into the side of my head.

  18. joho777

    Now Ms. Brook shoul letd us know how she feels about plastic surgery.

  19. “FUCK U KELLY SUCK MY COCK BITCH!”

    I suggest less porn and more social interaction for you, son.

  20. Turd Ferguson

    what a woman should look like. 10x hotter after looking at Paris Hilton in the post above her.

  21. my penis well off from boredom

    ::yawn:: What a snoozefest!

  22. my penis fell off from boredom

    oopsiez name change!!

    cheers everyone!

  23. Jason

    I know these types of comments are really annoying but I can’t help myself. The term should be “photoshopped” not “airbrushed”…airbrushes are used to paint naked chicks on lowriders…Photoshop is a photo editing program used to make Kim Kardashian’s ass fit on a page.

    • Alli Watermelon

      Jason, are you my husband?

    • RtSS

      Actually, “photoshopped” is a specific registered trademark reference to a specific computer application. You are talking about digitally manipulating an image, if you really want to be precise about it. But, speaking of digital manipulation, I would like to manipulate Kelly with my digits; call me Kelly… We’ll have some fun!

  24. Kelly Brook
    scooby
    Commented on this photo:

    christ in heaven…

  25. Kelly…A goddess.

  26. lola

    haha well she actaully looks better to my mind on the beach unairbrushed in a bikini no make up or hair done than in her professional pics so go figure!

  27. captain america

    …………SNORING TOO, folks?

  28. Grant

    Photoshop you stay away from this most exquisite and big-boob-ed lady. Bonus – the delicious British accent that issues forth from those lovely lips.

  29. Snarky_Pup

    Love her body. So feminine and sexy! Curves are where it’s at, my friends. Stop worshipping the tranny little boy bodies.

  30. whitepuzzylovah

    i want to airbrush her anus with my toungue. she is retardedly hot. is retardedly a word? it is now. because of that ass right up there…

  31. Kelly Brook
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass is superb.

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