Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart actually really like each other, so one of them is secretly a man. That’s the only explanation. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce turned the entire cast of The Jungle Book into shoes. [Dlisted]

- Nothing beat’s a woman’s perspective. Of her boobs, of her own boobs. Haha! Did you think I met their thoughts? [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Kristen Bell is just lifting her shirt up now for the paparazzi. [TooFab]

- The 11 Most Traumatizing Moments From “Return To Oz” [BuzzFeed]

- Taylor Swift’s throwing shoes at her old boyfriend’s dicks. That’s the only way to read this. [WWTDD]

- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Maria Menounos has the most consistently awesome ass in Hollywood. You could set your ass-watch to it. [Popoholic]

- Katherine Webb is doing it all wrong. [IDLYITW]

- Hazel O’Sullivan is one fine lookin’ potata. (That was me butchering an Irish accent.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Upton is only a terrorist of my heart, not planes. [Celebslam]

- Ashley Greene might almost be growing an ass. I don’t believe it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anne Hathaway felt the need to apologize for her nipple dress. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Marky Mark and P. Diddy are selling hydrated.. water? I have no fucking clue. [FilmDrunk]

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