Kelly Brook Lives Here Now and Other News

- Kanye West is coming back to the VMAs. [Popeater]

- Jennifer Lopez’s passive-aggressive response to American Idol? [Dlisted]

- Stephanie Pratt’s ridiculously long legs if you’re into that sort of thing. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt as a school-girl. Why not? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Blake Lively vs. ScarJo. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Momsen is see-throughy. [IDLYITW]

- Kristin Cavallari is a sexy meter maid. [Popoholic]

- Anna Paquin getting banged on this past Sunday’s True Blood. [Egotastic]

- John McCain has yet to learn his lesson about courting MTV reality stars. [The Fab Life]

- Paris Hilton is getting sued again. [The Blemish]

- Paul Mooney is “too black” for Hollywood. [Bossip]

- Jason Schwartzman will soon have an equally hairy offspring. [Huffington Post]

- Frasier knocked up his girlfriend already. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Drew Barrymore has advice for Lindsay Lohan. [Hollywood Life]

- Russell Brand flirts with Katy Perry’s mom. Who saw that coming? [ICYDK]

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