- Kanye West is coming back to the VMAs. [Popeater]
- Jennifer Lopez’s passive-aggressive response to American Idol? [Dlisted]
- Stephanie Pratt’s ridiculously long legs if you’re into that sort of thing. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt as a school-girl. Why not? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Blake Lively vs. ScarJo. [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Momsen is see-throughy. [IDLYITW]
- Kristin Cavallari is a sexy meter maid. [Popoholic]
- Anna Paquin getting banged on this past Sunday’s True Blood. [Egotastic]
- John McCain has yet to learn his lesson about courting MTV reality stars. [The Fab Life]
- Paris Hilton is getting sued again. [The Blemish]
- Paul Mooney is “too black” for Hollywood. [Bossip]
- Jason Schwartzman will soon have an equally hairy offspring. [Huffington Post]
- Frasier knocked up his girlfriend already. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Drew Barrymore has advice for Lindsay Lohan. [Hollywood Life]
- Russell Brand flirts with Katy Perry’s mom. Who saw that coming? [ICYDK]
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John McCain hearts Oompa Loompas. That pretty much sums it up.
When you have a figure as good you should wear those dresses skin tight. No frou-frou poufs, ruffles or pleats.
She should know better, or she is just a tease.
Imagine getting paid (a lot) to dress up and go to corporate parties. Wow.
This bitch is a wrinkled mess. Just look at the lines on her mouth. British chicks are nasty.
Well she’s is going to be 31. Bet you won’t look as good at 31. Bet you don’t look as good now.
she looks like my sister, cept my sister’s 41, had 5 kids, has a tighter body and less wrinkles.
No she looks like MY sister, who’s 67, had 13 kids and has a tighter ass than your sister…
I disagree i find those
English muffins quit tasty.
also,
dunno if you noticed,
by they seem to grow em
healthy, and busty over there.
She can stay. :)
She has the SAME EXACT Puerto Rican earrings as my girlfriend.
Get your own schtick.
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan?
” Drew Barrymore has advice for Lindsay Lohan”
Stop being such a hideous, disgusting, whorish, self absorbed, potty mouthed, fire crotched, carpet munching, self pitying cunt.
Did I miss anything?
being funny.
Yes you did, she’s a liar.
Paul Mooney, you are not too black for hollywood, you’re too fucking intelligent sir.
Well one can only be either too black or too intelligent. Being both is a contradiction.
Too much of an insecure racist a-hole.
Jennifer Love Hewitt could be dressed as a rodeo clown and I would still think she’s one of the top 10 most beautiful women in Hollywood…..I love Love LOVE her :)
i wish she’d live on my face instead.
…….SHE IS AMERICAN “DATED” NOW, folks.
(the make up runs out)
She is not going to age well.
stretch marks. i see ‘em.
Where did she go?
What are her coordinates?
The stretchmarks on her breasts make me feel good about myself. :)