After subjecting you guys to both Ke$ha and Snooki the past two days, the least I could do is shoot you in the goddamn temple relieving you of all pain and suffering post pics of an actual hot chick in a bikini. So here’s Kelly Brook modeling her new swimwear collection to make it all better. Think of these as my way of saying, “I’m sorry, but didn’t want to put a lot of effort into it.” (I should write for Hallmark.)
UPDATE: And of course this just got ruined. Kelly Brook is pregnant. God, I hate this week.
Photos: Splash News
This is like a soothing balm to the much brutalized eyeballs.
Yes, yes. I was ready to gouge my eyes out but then I figured we get some REAL eye candy sooner or later.
I don’t think I’m every gonna get that picture of kesha out of my mind. Curse you!
That’s one woman who actually looks great with E-cups
Say dude, if you would, recommend a DC eatery to me (not expensive!), as I’m gonna be there for the 1st time ever next month. I plan to check out Ben’s Chili Bowl. (I know you’re in that area because you mentioned it a while back.)
What cuisine do you like most? Also if you like music i can recommend venues..
Cuisine: Thai and Italian come to mind, natural type restaurants too. Love music, plan to see Jenny Lin (Taiwanese classical pianist) perform at the Smithsonian (free), but also love rock like, say, Dum Dum Girls, White Lies, Ladytron, etc., so please do recommend venues.
got it, will check back at ya soon~
@dude
Hey dude, I didn’t know you was DC. I’m going there to visit this summer. Since you are recommending things, can you tell me a good titty bar I can go to? I like the real shady ones where I can go back in the back and get a little something extra, if you know what I mean. I don’t like the real classy gentlemen’s club. I would appreciate your input. Thanks bro : – )
@d.c. bound that one’s easy lol–good guys on m street up the hill from georgetown. fully nude, and they stick their twats right in your face. unfortunately they all smell like talc but they’re cute to look at. google it..
oops i meant on wisconson not m
@ dude
Thanks dude. I love the fully nude joints. One more question? How bad is that neighborhood. I don’t expect a shady titty bar to be in a nice district, but I just want to be prepared for the worse.
Actually Georgetown’s the lily white part of DC. More cops per capita than anywhere else in the capitol. Stay out of SE, don’t try scoring rock, and you’ll be aok.
it worked for Marion Barry..
the bitch set him up!!!!!
Good to know you’re the one to ask if someone’s looking to have their balls drained.
for *that* i recommend one of the asian masseuses
@thhhtobbin
Hey buddy, grown men are talking here. You should go out and play or cover your ears son.
Grown man-child, perhaps. You’re both tools.
@Blah Blah ok basil thai’s in gtown, halfway up wisc goin toward gg’s. if u venture to dupont (*cough cough* lol) then obelisk is sposed to be good italian. rock n roll shows are listed in City Paper, it’s free in a lot of lobbys
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/music
Thanks dude! I’m lookin’ forward to it. Got 4 nights at Hyatt Regency on the Hill but only have to pay for 1! (Business covers the rest.) Thanks again.
It’s called Good Guys because it was started by cops.. You need a cab to get there but there is zero need to worry about crime around there, unless another patron gets drunk and sassy
Royal Palace is where the strippers usually get in fights, steer clear.. Camelot has a mixed reputation but might be a good fallback. if Good Guys doesn’t work out
This bikini and pose are so retro…beautiful!
These bikinis aren’t skimpy enough! Back to the drawing board.
I would like to see her in some butt floss. You know, giving us a glance of that ass.
ever hear of a search engine? You can seek and find many things there.
@thhhrobbin
Ever hear being at your work computer? You can’t seek and find everything you like.
I’d rather see tit floss.
Ever hear of purchasing a computer for use at home, at coffee shops…wherever?? They’re as cheap as 200 bucks now – maybe you can kick the marlboro lights for a couple months and save up…
Is she missing her finger in her left hand… wait WTF am I looking at her hands for?!
No, silly. She is using that finger to hold the brim of her hat!
wow, what a relief! Although I can’t stop scrolling down to take one more peek at the Albino Gloria.
She’s no Snooki, that’s for sure.
She’s almost too perfect. Makes her less interesting.
So perfect it’s almost like looking at one of those illustrated pin-ups from the ’40s
she even gave that cactus a boner
Beautiful bones, obviously missing only one….
+1
Good God! Lovely, lovely lady.
There is a God
And thank God indeed, fish!
Many earthly events come from the physical effects of celestial bodies. Falsely attributing any or all of them to God doesn’t rule out the possibility that God exists. But since at least the Age of Leo (when the Sphynx was built, over 10,000 years ago) the Gods that men worshiped for the most part were derived from astrological symbols of the Age. This includes Jesus, born at the beginning of the Age of “the fish” (Pisces).
So yeah thanks fish for delivering us some tits!
You’re not God but we’re not worthy..
STFU
Hot swim wear that looks like it might actually fit my huge rack. Awesome! Must find it…
Or a flat bitch.
does she need someone to eat her out? What, everyone else volunteered? Damn, it would be a great internship.
Thank goodness and the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster that we can see a beautiful woman in a bikini and not some monster from the deepest bowels of hell in a two piece.
This is a great start Fish, but Jesus Christ, look what you did to Nate Dogg.
You are a dude.
Words cannot express the relief brought from this moment
Yum.
Thanks I needed that (relief)
wow.
well she is hotter than Alicia silverstone.
I cant say that I know anything about this woman, but I love the way she looks. Hot – always.
Where’d she get that ‘bikini’, the Eleanor Roosevelt collection? I haven’t seen a bathing suit that big since Kei$a’s ‘bikini’ bottoms the other day.
Now that’s how you wear your grandma’s bikini!
It’s weird to look at a chick who’s smoking hot, but know that there’s a fish looking bundle of cells in her uterus, rapidly destroying everything remotely sexual about her from the inside out.
she’ll have double G’s when she’s nursing… THOSE i have to see :DDD
’bout time! In my mind she’ll never be pregnant. She’s perfect.
it’s proving to be quite the Year of the Rabbit…
Body still awesome but face is starting to look busted. She’s got about another 3-5 years before she’s used up.
Thankfully, I won’t have to ask for another Charlie Sheen related post to cleanse my brain after viewing images of something in a black bathing suit! Fish has posted pictures of an angel to cleanse those images of the whale in a 2 piece from my brain
Thank you, Super Fish, thou art truly a hero!
Good God, she’s hot.
Guys get this and girls get “Stiffler goes to rehab” Fish can we even it up with something a little sexier than Stiffler? lol
The guys get subjected to Snooki. It all evens out.
RUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEDD!
Wtf are you babbling about? Ruined? You’re either blind, gay, or both. Not that theres anything wrong w that..
Nah, I just had a premonition. http://twitter.com/IAMKELLYBROOK/status/48085506126385152
oh that…well, there is that, but personally i think she’ll be fine.
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WTF 5 pics of Kelly Brook and 40 frickin’ pics of Ke$sha cow. No, justice.
Agreed. See how Kesha has no waist. See how Kelly has a nice waist. We want to see nice waists.
She’s had a Photoshop makeover… and a bad one, because they removed her left pinkie finger. She doesn’t look like this in real life. No model does.
Funny, being that youre the ‘authority’, given that shes had around 3 million pics posted on this site before, many candids where she wasnt modeling, and she looked pretty much the same…but you keep playing detective, moron, and thinking you actually know some shit. Go get em, Sherlock.
LEB, find something else to help you pass the time..maybe, a job? I never thought I’d say this but i actually agree w Steve. Nice work, Matlock! :)
YEAH WTF SHE ONLY HAS FOUR 4 FINGERS ON HER LEFT HAND
Beautiful face and figure. She’s aging very well.
yep yep yep, I COULD LIVE WITH HER.
……….for sure.
I just saw some pregnant Kelly pics elsewhere, she doesn’t wear pregnancy well.
Funny, I just saw one and I think she ‘wears it’ extremely well.
Prze dziwka szmata z niej jest. Mniam
Piękności…..
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly (see Woody Boyd)
So we get 40 pics of Ke$ha. 12 of Snookie. 20 of Inherhiney… Hermoine
But only 5 of this sweet thing?
I guess one pic of Kelly helps erase the 40 of Kesha.
OK. I’m going to be unpopular here but isn’t she a bit too big, like a bigfoot? She just seems like a huge lard horse to me or a man. Sorry if I don’t go along with your cheers but wow what a fist she makes, I wouldn’t dare to pick a fight with such a giant thing.
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