Kelly Brook is a Beautiful Woman in a Bikini. Thank God.

March 16th, 2011 // 84 Comments

After subjecting you guys to both Ke$ha and Snooki the past two days, the least I could do is shoot you in the goddamn temple relieving you of all pain and suffering post pics of an actual hot chick in a bikini. So here’s Kelly Brook modeling her new swimwear collection to make it all better. Think of these as my way of saying, “I’m sorry, but didn’t want to put a lot of effort into it.” (I should write for Hallmark.)

UPDATE: And of course this just got ruined. Kelly Brook is pregnant. God, I hate this week.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    This is like a soothing balm to the much brutalized eyeballs.

    • Fletch

      Yes, yes. I was ready to gouge my eyes out but then I figured we get some REAL eye candy sooner or later.

      I don’t think I’m every gonna get that picture of kesha out of my mind. Curse you!

  2. That’s one woman who actually looks great with E-cups

  3. Kelly Brook Bikini
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    This bikini and pose are so retro…beautiful!

  4. Ed

    These bikinis aren’t skimpy enough! Back to the drawing board.

  5. CptCreep

    Is she missing her finger in her left hand… wait WTF am I looking at her hands for?!

  6. rican

    wow, what a relief! Although I can’t stop scrolling down to take one more peek at the Albino Gloria.

  7. Persona Non Grata

    She’s no Snooki, that’s for sure.

  8. DogBoy

    She’s almost too perfect. Makes her less interesting.

  9. Parker

    she even gave that cactus a boner

  10. Rough pops culture, right in the ginocchio tappi

    Beautiful bones, obviously missing only one….

  11. Gerbil in my Butt

    Good God! Lovely, lovely lady.

  12. GrandDragon

    There is a God

    • And thank God indeed, fish!

      Many earthly events come from the physical effects of celestial bodies. Falsely attributing any or all of them to God doesn’t rule out the possibility that God exists. But since at least the Age of Leo (when the Sphynx was built, over 10,000 years ago) the Gods that men worshiped for the most part were derived from astrological symbols of the Age. This includes Jesus, born at the beginning of the Age of “the fish” (Pisces).

      So yeah thanks fish for delivering us some tits!

      You’re not God but we’re not worthy..

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot swim wear that looks like it might actually fit my huge rack. Awesome! Must find it…

  14. Bill

    does she need someone to eat her out? What, everyone else volunteered? Damn, it would be a great internship.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini
    PopeyesChicken
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank goodness and the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster that we can see a beautiful woman in a bikini and not some monster from the deepest bowels of hell in a two piece.

  16. I Keeps It Real

    This is a great start Fish, but Jesus Christ, look what you did to Nate Dogg.

  17. Kelly Brook Bikini
    CC
    Commented on this photo:

    You are a dude.

  18. noooooooo

    Words cannot express the relief brought from this moment

  19. Arzach

    Thanks I needed that (relief)

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini
    fatguyinalittleshirt
    Commented on this photo:

    wow.

  21. well she is hotter than Alicia silverstone.

  22. Turd Ferguson

    I cant say that I know anything about this woman, but I love the way she looks. Hot – always.

  23. Ass Fetish Hitler

    Where’d she get that ‘bikini’, the Eleanor Roosevelt collection? I haven’t seen a bathing suit that big since Kei$a’s ‘bikini’ bottoms the other day.

  24. youcandieNOW

    Now that’s how you wear your grandma’s bikini!

  25. It’s weird to look at a chick who’s smoking hot, but know that there’s a fish looking bundle of cells in her uterus, rapidly destroying everything remotely sexual about her from the inside out.

  26. Hugh Gentry

    ’bout time! In my mind she’ll never be pregnant. She’s perfect.

  27. pessimism

    Body still awesome but face is starting to look busted. She’s got about another 3-5 years before she’s used up.

  28. The Critical Crassness

    Thankfully, I won’t have to ask for another Charlie Sheen related post to cleanse my brain after viewing images of something in a black bathing suit! Fish has posted pictures of an angel to cleanse those images of the whale in a 2 piece from my brain
    Thank you, Super Fish, thou art truly a hero!

  29. Kelly Brook Bikini
    PJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God, she’s hot.

  30. Michelle

    Guys get this and girls get “Stiffler goes to rehab” Fish can we even it up with something a little sexier than Stiffler? lol

  31. RUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEDD!

    • Steve Ross

      Wtf are you babbling about? Ruined? You’re either blind, gay, or both. Not that theres anything wrong w that..

    • truth

      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Tdawg
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF 5 pics of Kelly Brook and 40 frickin’ pics of Ke$sha cow. No, justice.

  33. LEB

    She’s had a Photoshop makeover… and a bad one, because they removed her left pinkie finger. She doesn’t look like this in real life. No model does.

    • Steve Ross

      Funny, being that youre the ‘authority’, given that shes had around 3 million pics posted on this site before, many candids where she wasnt modeling, and she looked pretty much the same…but you keep playing detective, moron, and thinking you actually know some shit. Go get em, Sherlock.

    • Janine

      LEB, find something else to help you pass the time..maybe, a job? I never thought I’d say this but i actually agree w Steve. Nice work, Matlock! :)

  34. Kelly Brook Bikini
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    YEAH WTF SHE ONLY HAS FOUR 4 FINGERS ON HER LEFT HAND

  35. Mrs. Nick Jonas

    Beautiful face and figure. She’s aging very well.

  36. the captain

    yep yep yep, I COULD LIVE WITH HER.
    ……….for sure.

  37. PtC

    I just saw some pregnant Kelly pics elsewhere, she doesn’t wear pregnancy well.

  38. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Łąke
    Commented on this photo:

    Prze dziwka szmata z niej jest. Mniam

  39. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Łąke
    Commented on this photo:

    Piękności…..

  40. Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly (see Woody Boyd)

    So we get 40 pics of Ke$ha. 12 of Snookie. 20 of Inherhiney… Hermoine

    But only 5 of this sweet thing?

    I guess one pic of Kelly helps erase the 40 of Kesha.

  41. Doc Schweinstrudel

    OK. I’m going to be unpopular here but isn’t she a bit too big, like a bigfoot? She just seems like a huge lard horse to me or a man. Sorry if I don’t go along with your cheers but wow what a fist she makes, I wouldn’t dare to pick a fight with such a giant thing.

  42. afolabi

    what is yahoo messager

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