Kelly Brook in a Do I Really Have to Say It?

The Superficial / June 30, 2010

And now I officially know what Jews feel like during Hanukkah. On that note, if Kelly Brook isn’t in a bikini for four more days, someone should try her for war crimes. Big breasts don’t protect you from the eyes of justice.

Ha! Just kidding. You can hide in my attic.

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