Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News

February 6th, 2013 // 27 Comments

- Speaking of butts in bikinis… [theCHIVE]

- Justin Timberlake did not call Britney Spears a bitch, is still horrible at writing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hey, remember Tan Mom? Because trannies did and got her drunk again. [Dlisted]

- Chris Brown called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during their fight which is impossible. JESUS CHANGED HIM. [Gossip Cop]

- Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party. [BuzzFeed]

- Hilary Duff‘s hotness is almost back to full power. [Popoholic]

- Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carano will ladyfight in Fast And Furious 6. [TooFab]

- Helen Flanagan in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- GWAR reviews Lincoln. Yup. [FilmDrunk]

- Selena Gomez posts upskirts to Instagram now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jim Carrey hurt gun-nuts sensitive fee-fees. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, please bring back the zoom function.

  2. *makes Homer Simpson drooling sound*

  3. Motherfucker Jones

    Fish, seriously stay out of politics. You’re a dumbass, and you fail miserably at anything other than pictures of tits and bikinis. With the Jim Carrey post, it’s like you wanted to give us all a daily reminder of what a politically inept retard you are.

    • Fatherfucker Jones

      MF Jones, seriously stay out of politics. You’re a dumbass, and you fail miserably at anything other than commenting on pictures of tits and bikinis. With the comment on the Jim Carrey link, it’s like you wanted to give us all a daily reminder of what a politically inept retard you are.

      • mike

        I R SRS CONSRVUTIV
        THIS R SRS THRED

        sorry buddy, but you will never need your guns for anything. there will be no breakins, no zombies, no ZOG, no shit hitting the fan. your life will always be as meaningless, empty, and disappointing as it is right now. but keep hopin’. and don’t shoot any of your family members. toodles.

      • mike

        obv meant for MF jones, not FF.

      • Motherfucker Jones

        You fuck your father? And I’m the retard? Go back to making your moonshine stupid, you’re disagreeing with the wrong person.

    • I believe it’s the First Amendment that guarantees him the right to speak his opinion, not the Second.

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini
    guttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus….just….JEESUS!

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right, better hide that boner, buddy

  6. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Great- three straight days of getting nothing done. If you guys keep posting these I’m gonna be bankrupt!

  7. Ah! Jennifer Lawrence is making the talk show rounds! It’s like Christmas!!

  8. Hopalong

    That water looks cold. WHY IS THERE NO PICTURE OF HER GETTING OUT OF THE POOL! I repeat THE WATER LOOKS COLD!

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what a real woman looks like…

    …vaguely disappointing, and leaving you thinking that you might as well just go fap to some nameless dead-eyed blonde Czech with twelve percent body fat taking giant black microphones in multiple orifices.

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    jimmy jim jam
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks much better form the front

  11. anonym

    nice and meaty

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    Dr. Monkeypants
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy hell! It’s time for mom-jeans, Kelly. What the fuck happened??

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Weirdo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d eat that ass with a spoon!

  14. Kelly Brook Bikini
    Mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    I see nothing special at all about this girl who I’ve never even heard of…decent body, pasty skin w an ok face. Definitely not someone that I’d ever think “wow, what a pretty girl.”

  15. Anne

    It looks as if someone has airbrushed her breasts, to make them look more natural, in this Piranha movie photo. There is a blurry area, that softens the big gap between her breasts and reshapes them, so they look less like beach balls. You can decide for yourself.

    Airbrushed
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/22/article-2118750-11D68714000005DC-633_310x645.jpg

    Original
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/03/article-0-0968A406000005DC-643_468x286.jpg

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