- Speaking of butts in bikinis… [theCHIVE]
- Justin Timberlake did not call Britney Spears a bitch, is still horrible at writing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hey, remember Tan Mom? Because trannies did and got her drunk again. [Dlisted]
- Chris Brown called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during their fight which is impossible. JESUS CHANGED HIM. [Gossip Cop]
- Jennifer Lawrence once stalked John Stamos at a party. [BuzzFeed]
- Hilary Duff‘s hotness is almost back to full power. [Popoholic]
- Michelle Rodriguez and Gina Carano will ladyfight in Fast And Furious 6. [TooFab]
- Helen Flanagan in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]
- GWAR reviews Lincoln. Yup. [FilmDrunk]
- Selena Gomez posts upskirts to Instagram now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jim Carrey hurt gun-nuts sensitive fee-fees. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Fish, please bring back the zoom function.
Forget that. Implement the “Transport to my lap” function.
That’s always been my problem; Never dreaming big enough.
*makes Homer Simpson drooling sound*
Fish, seriously stay out of politics. You’re a dumbass, and you fail miserably at anything other than pictures of tits and bikinis. With the Jim Carrey post, it’s like you wanted to give us all a daily reminder of what a politically inept retard you are.
MF Jones, seriously stay out of politics. You’re a dumbass, and you fail miserably at anything other than commenting on pictures of tits and bikinis. With the comment on the Jim Carrey link, it’s like you wanted to give us all a daily reminder of what a politically inept retard you are.
I R SRS CONSRVUTIV
THIS R SRS THRED
sorry buddy, but you will never need your guns for anything. there will be no breakins, no zombies, no ZOG, no shit hitting the fan. your life will always be as meaningless, empty, and disappointing as it is right now. but keep hopin’. and don’t shoot any of your family members. toodles.
obv meant for MF jones, not FF.
You fuck your father? And I’m the retard? Go back to making your moonshine stupid, you’re disagreeing with the wrong person.
I believe it’s the First Amendment that guarantees him the right to speak his opinion, not the Second.
The 2nd is apparently the only one that matters, as evidenced by the lack of reaction from the right when the Patriot Act weakened the the rest of our rights.
Funny, I hadn’t thought of it like that. The terrorists really did win, didn’t they?
Nope, just stupidity.
Jesus….just….JEESUS!
That’s right, better hide that boner, buddy
Great- three straight days of getting nothing done. If you guys keep posting these I’m gonna be bankrupt!
Ah! Jennifer Lawrence is making the talk show rounds! It’s like Christmas!!
That water looks cold. WHY IS THERE NO PICTURE OF HER GETTING OUT OF THE POOL! I repeat THE WATER LOOKS COLD!
This is what a real woman looks like…
…vaguely disappointing, and leaving you thinking that you might as well just go fap to some nameless dead-eyed blonde Czech with twelve percent body fat taking giant black microphones in multiple orifices.
she looks much better form the front
Yeah, I would totally pass on munchig on dat ass like there’s no tomorrow ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND
nice and meaty
Holy hell! It’s time for mom-jeans, Kelly. What the fuck happened??
I’ll have that if you don’t want it.
I’d eat that ass with a spoon!
I see nothing special at all about this girl who I’ve never even heard of…decent body, pasty skin w an ok face. Definitely not someone that I’d ever think “wow, what a pretty girl.”
It looks as if someone has airbrushed her breasts, to make them look more natural, in this Piranha movie photo. There is a blurry area, that softens the big gap between her breasts and reshapes them, so they look less like beach balls. You can decide for yourself.
Airbrushed
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/22/article-2118750-11D68714000005DC-633_310x645.jpg
Original
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/03/article-0-0968A406000005DC-643_468x286.jpg