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Bless her heart.
Bless her chest.
A little higher, then further in and rub it against your inner cheek baby.
You so good! Oh yea baby, I don’t know what Russell was thinking…you just needed a good coach.
Throughout the performance, the dress slowly crept up until Mitt was inside her vagina.
And he totally got skeeved out by it. Because Mitt thinks vaginas are icky.
So FISH,
Are you ever going to fix that scrolling picture thing? Ive looked at this site with IE, Chrome, and Firefox, and its fucked up on every one of them
@Fish site loads slow as well, you might want to look at getting cdn (Amazon or Cloudflare) both solid choices
it’s slow because of the adobe flash player thing – hit ctrl/alt/del, stop the process ‘plugin container’. problem solved.
Try Chrome while running AdBlock Plus and Do Not Track Plus. Its the only way I could get good performance out of the site.
She makes the same face when she waits for my load
Dang! Don’t move while I get out Big Otis!
She’s in the exact same position she was in to get her recording contract.
A b-a rack, indeed.
here’s a story you won’t read in big press:
obama wears a ring that reads (in arabic script), “there is no god but allah”
Try and think about where you are presenting your big secret news. It’s a celebrity gossip blog. We just want to see Lilo fall down and Katys’ tits.
Plus, you’re a crazy person.
You’re both right. His ring is an Arabic inscription but we don’t care we just want the boobies and popcorn chicken!
God bless the USA!
I knew about the free phone already, but are you saying we get free popcorn chicken if we vote for Obama? Throw in a free soda, and I’m in!
no it doesn’t… -_- Do you just believe everything you hear.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingring.asp
Stupid Lamestream Media, refusing to report things just because they’re untrue!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingring.asp
Whoops. I must have had this page open for a while.
“I’ll take them two hams wrapped in newspaper, and a few more cans of that potted meat, mmhmm.”
I support Katy’s breasts in all their endeavors. Especially if they are wrappen in a kinky rubber suit.
No behind shots? Jebus, what has become of this site?
Come on O, fist bump!
how do you not get a ass shot?
Unshaped belly…
WTF? Doolittle Park? I’ve lived here all my life and never heard of this place. But ass shots should come standard with a dress like this
Typical of a dumb whore who admits she made a deal with satan.
Same would apply if Romney’s box was selected and stretched across her foopa.
My vote is for Clit Romney
Labelling your vagina with “Joe Biden, Delaware” is a pretty compelling rape deterrent.
Unless, of course, Uncle Joe is in town and liquored up.
Because if there is someone you can trust as a judge of character, its Katy Perry! Right, Russel Brand and John Mayer?
Ignorance is bliss.
May cher, dat’s 10 lb. ‘a boudin in a 5 lb. case…
Where’s the box on her vag labeled “mediocre”?
She’s very brave to let Mitt Romney get that close to her vagina.
Well this look goes with Obama’s campaign slogan, “a chicken in every pot belly.”
Yes, subtlety is really what Katie-firecracker tits-Perry is known for.
First Russell Brand, now Obama…She REALLY doesn’t know how to pick her men!
I do believe she is suppose to be a voting booth. Something tells me nobody looking at her in that dress gives a damn who she’s voting for
Man, whoever this skank is supporting, I’ll support the other guy. Even if it is Lucifer.
Just saw a clip of this. She is without a doubt THE worst singer in the world.
Never go full…..
here i come mama
Not sure what’s going on here..we get it…Barack is black and Mitt is white
Holy rolls on her side! And thighs! KP is becoming a heffer.
Yay. Delaware just above the vajayjay