Katy Perry Wore Whatever The Hell This Is For Obama And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 25, 2012

- Tom Cruise is suing Life & Style for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri. It’s called “avoiding suppressive persons,” you jerks, gawd. [Lainey Gossip]

– I will ride my trusty unicorn to the land where the redheads roam. [theCHIVE]

– Fun Fact: I once broke up with a girl for having a rogue black nipple hair. And also because she was a crazy evangelical who wanted me to marry her before I graduated high school, but the nipple hair was the dealbreaker. I realize that now with age. [Dlisted]

– Here’s a pastor trying to exorcise the “gay demon” that’s always making me look at Jon Hamm‘s penis for my name is Legion and I control you now, boy. My bidding is your command. Now click on cat photos, I want to see cat photos. [BuzzFeed]

– Where the hell did Luisana Lopilatos come from? [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift basically says “Oh, bitch, please,” to John Mayer. [TooFab]

- Donald Trump‘s “October Surprise” was all about promoting Donald Trump. Who saw that coming? [IDLYITW]

- Sophie Turner understands the only reason people care about her. [Hollywood Tuna]

– A dude crawling around on the floor in movie theaters was making $70,000 a week stealing purses. In related news, I quit. *goes searching for flashlight and kneepads* [FilmDrunk]

– Remember Brooklyn Decker? She’s still fucking fantastic. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

– Is there a particular reason wy Kristen Stewart dresses like an 80s rapper all the time? [Just Jared]

– The people in Cloud Atlas don’t even understand Cloud Atlas. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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