Katy Perry Wore Whatever The Hell This Is For Obama And Other News

October 25th, 2012 // 48 Comments

- Tom Cruise is suing Life & Style for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri. It’s called “avoiding suppressive persons,” you jerks, gawd. [Lainey Gossip]

- I will ride my trusty unicorn to the land where the redheads roam. [theCHIVE]

- Fun Fact: I once broke up with a girl for having a rogue black nipple hair. And also because she was a crazy evangelical who wanted me to marry her before I graduated high school, but the nipple hair was the dealbreaker. I realize that now with age. [Dlisted]

- Here’s a pastor trying to exorcise the “gay demon” that’s always making me look at Jon Hamm‘s penis for my name is Legion and I control you now, boy. My bidding is your command. Now click on cat photos, I want to see cat photos. [BuzzFeed]

- Where the hell did Luisana Lopilatos come from? [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift basically says “Oh, bitch, please,” to John Mayer. [TooFab]

- Donald Trump‘s “October Surprise” was all about promoting Donald Trump. Who saw that coming? [IDLYITW]

- Sophie Turner understands the only reason people care about her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A dude crawling around on the floor in movie theaters was making $70,000 a week stealing purses. In related news, I quit. *goes searching for flashlight and kneepads* [FilmDrunk]

- Remember Brooklyn Decker? She’s still fucking fantastic. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Is there a particular reason wy Kristen Stewart dresses like an 80s rapper all the time? [Just Jared]

- The people in Cloud Atlas don’t even understand Cloud Atlas. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless her heart.

  2. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    A little higher, then further in and rub it against your inner cheek baby.

    You so good! Oh yea baby, I don’t know what Russell was thinking…you just needed a good coach.

  3. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Throughout the performance, the dress slowly crept up until Mitt was inside her vagina.

  4. Deacon Jones

    So FISH,

    Are you ever going to fix that scrolling picture thing? Ive looked at this site with IE, Chrome, and Firefox, and its fucked up on every one of them

    • lol

      @Fish site loads slow as well, you might want to look at getting cdn (Amazon or Cloudflare) both solid choices

      • Schmidtler

        it’s slow because of the adobe flash player thing – hit ctrl/alt/del, stop the process ‘plugin container’. problem solved.

    • smapdi

      Try Chrome while running AdBlock Plus and Do Not Track Plus. Its the only way I could get good performance out of the site.

  5. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes the same face when she waits for my load

  6. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
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    Dang! Don’t move while I get out Big Otis!

  7. FUCKBEAST

    She’s in the exact same position she was in to get her recording contract.

  8. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    A b-a rack, indeed.

  9. saskatoon

    here’s a story you won’t read in big press:
    obama wears a ring that reads (in arabic script), “there is no god but allah”

  10. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
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    “I’ll take them two hams wrapped in newspaper, and a few more cans of that potted meat, mmhmm.”

  11. Inner Retard

    I support Katy’s breasts in all their endeavors. Especially if they are wrappen in a kinky rubber suit.

  12. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Wilco Test
    Commented on this photo:

    No behind shots? Jebus, what has become of this site?

  13. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    qq
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on O, fist bump!

  14. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    how do you not get a ass shot?

  15. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    Unshaped belly…

  16. thegame

    WTF? Doolittle Park? I’ve lived here all my life and never heard of this place. But ass shots should come standard with a dress like this

  17. yukon cornelius

    Typical of a dumb whore who admits she made a deal with satan.

    Same would apply if Romney’s box was selected and stretched across her foopa.

  18. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    eilliM
    Commented on this photo:

    My vote is for Clit Romney

  19. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Marky mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Labelling your vagina with “Joe Biden, Delaware” is a pretty compelling rape deterrent.

  20. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Because if there is someone you can trust as a judge of character, its Katy Perry! Right, Russel Brand and John Mayer?

  21. fucktard

    Ignorance is bliss.

  22. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
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    May cher, dat’s 10 lb. ‘a boudin in a 5 lb. case…

  23. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the box on her vag labeled “mediocre”?

  24. MarkDH

    She’s very brave to let Mitt Romney get that close to her vagina.

  25. Well this look goes with Obama’s campaign slogan, “a chicken in every pot belly.”

  26. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Dukenico
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, subtlety is really what Katie-firecracker tits-Perry is known for.

  27. maggiore

    First Russell Brand, now Obama…She REALLY doesn’t know how to pick her men!

  28. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    I do believe she is suppose to be a voting booth. Something tells me nobody looking at her in that dress gives a damn who she’s voting for

  29. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    philip
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, whoever this skank is supporting, I’ll support the other guy. Even if it is Lucifer.

  30. kimmykimkim

    Just saw a clip of this. She is without a doubt THE worst singer in the world.

  31. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    Never go full…..

  32. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Commented on this photo:

    here i come mama

  33. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Randy
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure what’s going on here..we get it…Barack is black and Mitt is white

  34. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy rolls on her side! And thighs! KP is becoming a heffer.

  35. Katy Perry Rubber Dress Obama Campaign Rally
    Ernst in Delaware
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay. Delaware just above the vajayjay

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