Katy Perry Won’t Stop Looking Pregnant As Hell And Other News

December 15th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- 20 Ideas Better Than Tebowing: Should you choose to smite the will of the Almighty. [Bleacher Report]

- The 50 Best Celebrity Tweets Of 2011 featuring Samuel L. Jackson for the motherfucking win. [BuzzFeed]

- Clint Eastwood‘s family are Kardashians now. [Dlisted]

- Ever wonder what Matt Damon wears to Christmas Dinner? [Lainey Gossip]

- The Internet + Christmas = No shortage of Softcore Holiday Porn. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Elizabeth Hurley can still rock a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Megan Fox will just ruined any chance The Dictator had at being funny. (There wasn’t any.) [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling is apparently so cool that an official award had to be given. (It’s because of the dreamy eyes, isn’t it? It’s the dreamy eyes.) [Huffington Post]

- The Sexy Redhead Gallery that’s criminally devoid of Christina Hendrick‘s butt chest. [theCHIVE]

- Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell‘s publicists want you to know about their upcoming projects. [TooFab]

- Casey Anthony wants almost a million dollars to talk about getting away with murdering her child. [IDLYITW]

- But the Donald’s son insists that he was not makin’ it rain on that ho NeNe Leakes. (They could be paraphrasing.) [Bossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio just has spares of these laying around. I knew it! [TMZ]

- Patton Oswalt and Jason Reitman remind you to please silence your cell phone at the movies. [The Fab Life]

- Howard Stern plans his escape route for when satellite radio takes a shit. [Starpulse]

- Daniel Day Lewis in full costume as Abraham Lincoln, although I’m entirely convinced Spielberg used his time machine to make this possible. [FilmDrunk]

- Somewhere, Diddy just heard the sound of a cash register slamming open. [Heavy]

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  1. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy looks like he has some insane idea that he’ll be allowed to touch her tits.

  2. It’s the dress, it’s not very flattering in the uterus region. Some angles she looks a little fetusy and others she looks tiny.

    • anthonyOA

      exactly. it’s not like she’s 10 dilated or anything

    • I always thought the uterus was way inside the body, but apparently it’s a visible region now, regardless of pregnancy. “Honey, does this dress make my uterus look too big?” we can all look forward to hearing, I guess.

  3. Donald Trump

    I’d love to spew my baby-batter all over her face.

  4. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Vince Lombardi
    Commented on this photo:

    In a clever attempt to distract you from her expanding gut, Katy unleashes her nipples.

  5. Ecce

    I don’t think she’s pregnant. It’s just the shiny material and poor lighting.

  6. just looks like she needs a anal tongue massage to me…

  7. Sean Connery

    Looks pretty knocked up to me. She’s taking being Brand’s beard a little far.

  8. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Her new fragrance must combine the genteel odors of Pepto-Bismol and Russel Brand flop sweat.

  9. Hugh Gentry

    I insist on seeing her topless before she’s 30 or has a kid.

  10. Venom

    She is hot as fuck.

  11. Either she’s growing a FUPA or a baby. It’s a bit too big to be bloating alone.

  12. Schmidtler

    she looks alot like Amy Poehler – except Amy Poehler isn’t fat, retarded looking, doesn’t dye her hair pink and doesn’t dress like she’s a 14 year old.

  13. Donald Trump

    I gotta motorboat those!titties!

  14. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    mcdoubler
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is how I convinced them to give me a fragrance of my own!
    …I’m sorry, but someone had to do it

  15. Go to the Sexy Red-Head link that will take you to theChive – scroll down to #26

    My sexy soldier and another hot guy friend told me that I look just like her – but i’m a brunette.

    And my DD’s are a little bigger than hers.

  16. dotmatrix

    Not pregnant. Fish is getting all worked up about nothing, as usual.

  17. forrest gump

    becoming a fat american all starts with a small belly.
    …………ASK ANYONE!!

  18. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    ally
    Commented on this photo:

    white(r) rhianna

  19. browny

    For f&^% sake, this is what she looks like. If you have real boobs then you have a stomach that looks like this. If you bought your tits then you can diet down to nothing and still have big tits… cos you bought ‘em.

  20. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Ninny
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks bloated, I’m skinny too and when I’m carrying extra water my belly sticks out like I’m 4 months along, it’s disgusting. If she still looks bloated in a month, I’m calling it.

  21. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    dcma
    Commented on this photo:

    WHat happened to her boobs dude??

    • carl

      No retouching, padding or high dosage birth control.

      • isla

        that’s what most women on the street look like in this sort of dress, without photoshop. well, you can also see the spanx she’s wearing to try to flatten her tummy – not working

  22. She looks fine to me….she’s a real woman with real curves. Geez!

  23. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    an
    Commented on this photo:

    If that aint pergenant, i dont know what is

  24. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    please
    Commented on this photo:

    How can you say she looks pregnant, when her stomach is flatter than most women’s? Ugh. Disgusting how anyone who doesn’t look like they haven’t eaten in 11 days is considered pregnant-looking.

  25. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Forge
    Commented on this photo:

    No, she has the normal tummy that a healthy 27 year old woman is supposed to have, you idiots. A very cute one actually.

    • Douchekiller

      I would fuck it senseless but then no I wouldnt now that hiv carrying pansy boy fucker her russell the fuckhead brand

  26. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    RH
    Commented on this photo:

    That dude has sex with Katy so many times in his head, he thinks he gotten her pregnant.

  27. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    thx1138
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body looks incredible, if thats not pregnant, its just curvy in all the right places!

  28. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Shieroc
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great. You are crazy!

  29. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    sin
    Commented on this photo:

    thats exactly what i was gonna say too lol she is def pregnant!!

  30. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Annie
    Commented on this photo:

    Cripes, she’s not pregnant, she has a normal belly curve which is exemplified by the style & material of the of dress. Satin shows more highlights & contours, making her look curvier. Check any picture of a fashion model from the 50′s or 60′s and you see the same thing.

  31. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Annie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pregnant. She’s wearing satin which exemplifies the curves on anybody. Plus the dress is a retro style- check any fashion model from the 50′s / 60′s and you see the same curve. Can’t you people tell the difference between a normal female figure & a baby bump?

  32. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    \\nocomment
    Commented on this photo:

    umm, Hey dumb-ass, that’s not what pregnant looks like

  33. Courtney

    If that is pregnant or bloated, I *WISH* I looked pregnant or bloated.

  34. Bee Bee

    A picture of a healthy sized woman. It’s blasphemy I tell you. All women need to look like coke whores ’cause otherwise they’re too fat.

  35. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    This is Madness
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t think that Russel Brand had testicles.

    …I SMELL A SEX SCANDAL

  36. ItsMe

    if you look closely, you can see her belly button sticking out there, like on a baby bump…..

  37. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    LindaK
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe Katy is anxious to be pregnant and would spread the good news with everyone. I don’t think you can tell by this photo. Maybe she just finished eating a big meal.

  38. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    for sure her boobs and belly touch when she is nekked

  39. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    jono
    Commented on this photo:

    take away the false lashes, she is so plain

  40. Katy Perry Pregnant Belly
    AMBROSE
    Commented on this photo:

    she had it with one directions Liam Payne

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