It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl which is typically reserved for commercials of dead kids and boner pills. You know, family shit. But they made it and took a jab at Taylor Swift at the same time. Also, Missy Elliott made a surprise appearance/fucking stole the entire show, and for all you dicks cracking jokes about where the hell she’s been all these years, Graves disease. She has Graves disease, asshole. What’s wrong with you?
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