Katy Perry Breastfeeding Smurfette Is One Way To Promote A Children’s Movie, I Guess

April 23rd, 2013 // 32 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry at the photocall for The Smurfs 2 in Cancun yesterday where needless to say I won’t be invited back to play Smurfette again. In my defense, I had heat stroke and thought her breasts were coconuts with those little umbrella straws in them, a common side effect of wearing FUCKING VELVET IN MEXICO.

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    Tiggles
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    ‘Smurfs 2: Smurfette’s Lesbian Wedding’

  2. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Katy, the heterosexuals are over there . . “

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage Hank Azaria Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    “Okay, Hank, Neil…show us how you’d like to grope Katy…I said how you’d like to grope Katy, Neil.”

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    Cock Dr
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    Point your tits that way for maximum movie promotion.

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    She seems to really like close-cropped fuzz across the boobs. That explains the marriage to Russell.

  6. it had to be said

    Boner.

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    holy smurf
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    i would sure like to smurf me some of that batman

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    Okay, Will and Grace, break it up.

  9. Thought about it for a quick minute, and even the opportunity to cop a quick motorboat of Katy Perry boobs would not compensate for having to breath in the foul smell that must exist in that plastic Smurf head in a constant 90 degree sun.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    Katty is like Bi-Smufsual right? Male or female inside is happy!

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    PJ Bandit
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    They only let a gay man next to her because if they didn’t all pictures would be the men looking at her cleavage. Not good PR for a kiddie movie.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Hank Azaria Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    Something weird here, Hank refuses to touch, Neil is hesitates but Katty touches in wonder? Russell Brand’s dick.

  13. That reminds me, I haven’t watched the Katy Perry XXX parody vid yet. “Katy Pervy” indeed!

  14. sc4play

    Nom, nom, nom, nom.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t get too close to me. I…..I have..”

    “Stop. I was married to Russel Brand.”

    “oh.”

  16. What is it with Katy and the puppets? Letting Smurfette suck on her tits, letting Moe go down on her and basically flashing Elmo. Make me almost wish she’d do an all puppet gangbang if it wouldn’t destroy all of my childhood memories of the puppets participating.

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    Josephus
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    In every photo like this, there’s an old Grandpa Smurf in the background saying it all with the chloroform in his knapsack.

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Katy! Come back! Was it the motorboating? I won’t do it again, I promise! Katy?”

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I wanna smurf the living smurf out of you. Then I’ll put my smurf between your smurfs and smurf all over-”
    “Sure, let’s fuck.”
    “Smurf-damnit! There are children present!”

  20. o0

    Until Katy exposes those breasts for the world to see, she is 100% useless. Bad music, annoying voice, and as phony as they come.

  21. The joaker

    $5 says that’s a dude in that suit

  22. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
    anonym
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    if that doesn’t make him straight, I dunno what will.

  23. “I had sex with my boyfriend while he was suffering with blue balls, and 9 months later…well, here she IS!”

  24. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    “Pssst, Katy…I swear to god, if I were straight I’d pull your top down around your ankles!”

  25. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    “Are you going to put one of THOSE fingers inside of me…???”

  26. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    “Live long and prosper…”

  27. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    “Don’t be silly…this ribbon is much too small to wear as a bikini top…don’t ya think?”

  28. I’d smurf the smurf out of those big beautiful boobs all day, everyday.

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    day zee dukes bikinis on top.

    or something.

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage Neil Patrick Harris Smurfette The Smurfs 2 Photocall
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    just goes to show, you can never be too rich or too thin or too GET OUT OF THE FRAME NEIL BEFORE I HAVE YOU ARRESTED AGAIN

  31. keri

    Katty looks pretty as usual and she is always funny !!!

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