Katy Perry Breastfeeding Smurfette Is One Way To Promote A Children’s Movie, I Guess

Here’s Katy Perry at the photocall for The Smurfs 2 in Cancun yesterday where needless to say I won’t be invited back to play Smurfette again. In my defense, I had heat stroke and thought her breasts were coconuts with those little umbrella straws in them, a common side effect of wearing FUCKING VELVET IN MEXICO.

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