Here’s Katy Perry‘s latest video for “Part Of Me” which is probably the greatest insult to the Marines I’ve ever seen in my life. Because apparently according to Katy Perry, the Marines are nothing more than a bunch of broken-hearted women sitting around crying about their ex cheating on them with that hussy from accounts receiving which doesn’t make a lick of sense because women always stay with shitheads. Case in point: I’m hardly ever single. So absolutely nothing about this thing is even remotely practical:
RECRUITER: What brings you to the Marines, soldier?
KATY: Eh, I just want to handle heavy firearms while being completely distracted by my failed relationship.
RECRUITER: Here’s your tank.
Also, why does Katy Perry have to strap her heaving tits down before she even enlists? Is there some sort of strict draconian rule against awesome breasts in the military I don’t know about? Do they send you packing at the slightest hint of boob jiggle? Because no wonder our troops are coming back empty shells of what they used to be. Christ, these people lay down their lives. They deserve better.
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Maybe it’s just me, but I think this video would be hotter if she was gangbanged on the toilet seat.
She still wouldn’t show the tits.
Everyone knows Katy only shows tits when she appears on kids shows.
That would be too much wang for my taste, I’ll stick to boobs.
This gal is starting to be irritating. The guy left her because he only saw her without makeup after the marriage. Yep, Katy, you’re ugly, and the guy didn’t wanted to party, he wanted to recover from dependency, while you want to party.
By that we can all see how stupid you are. Just another gal trying to pretend «oooh, I’m so crazy and I love to party and sex, etc., but when I try anal, I cry».
Who are you talking to?
Stop drawing attention to them.
There’s no rule against rockin’ tits in the Air Force. At BMT I got my blood drawn by a blonde phlebotomist with one of the best racks I’ve seen in my life. She even offered to hold my cock while I pissed for the piss test. Pretty sure she was joking.
“Pretty sure she was joking.”
Too pussy to find out? WTF
At that point I’d been screamed at every single day that if I even so much as spoke to a female I’d get a dishonorable discharge. We weren’t sure if it was true but nobody wanted to find out.
Well you shouldve just kept your mouth shut while you put it in her hand, captain!
Everyday for what, six weeks? Grow a pair. 13 weeks, the crucible…thats how you become one of the few.
Captain, if you had let her hold your cock for you, your discharge would have been totally honorable.
(I don’t understand the new design’s nesting protocol. I finally figured out the old one, and then you went and gone and changed it.)
In Captain’s defense, it’s really difficult to piss with a raging hard-on.
At first, it is. But if you stand on your head and position yourself just right, you can hit the toilet. Otherwise, just stand back about 5 feet and slowly walk forward as the stream dies down. Just sayin’
Bayonet thrusts like a little girl, position of attention is way too loose, and if she leaned backwards like that while firing live rounds she’d be knocked right on her ass. Not interested.
Affirmative! Fall in!
At least the big real tits distract from the awful fake singing. I wonder if the robot they use to do all her vocals is hot?
G.I. Tits
i’d throw it in her, also lick her box, but no kissing…we know where that mouth has been
This chick is a singer? I really thought she was some porn star who ditched her x-tian family. I am missing some great songs or is this like that pale Taylor girl — ALL autotune?
with apolgies to the Marines.
boring. usual drap. almost like Goldie Hawn’s Private Benjamin but way more boring and dumb.
If Katy had “dyked out” during the marriage like she does in the video Russel probably wouldn’t have strayed. The boy just wanted to much on a different “sandwich” and most likely would have been willing to share.
Of course they cut off the part that shows her ass, so fucking annoying.
If you want to see Katy’s “ass”, go to a diner and order a pancake. You’re welcome.
Semper Fi ? Enlighten me but wrong camos for the Marines? I would only watch if she was a bikini firing gun like the good old days of the 80s?
No, thats the USMC standard camo. MARPAT digital pattern camo. Basically the equivalent of the Army’s BDU.
The tensile strength on those bandages is miraculous! Must be made from the same material used for those magic Mormon undies.
Katy, sweetie: I’ve crapped more talented tapeworms. (Poor lil’ Jake. I miss ya, buddy!) But he didn’t have tits. Keep yer mind on your Double D’s & Q’s.
Judging by the vehicles and weapons shown in the video, the Marines must have signed off in some regard for this video.
That’s probably a regrettable decision on their part.
All women are created equal.
Then some become marines.
And should expect to be raped. Or end up emotional freaks like Lynndie England.
Spoken like a bitchy victim-blamer.
How is that victim blaming? The military has no precautions put in place for women in the military. It was a Fox pundit, not a liberal, that stated women in the military should be expected to be raped. This is the mindset of the military and it needs to be changed.
Blah blah blah whiny liberal bitch bullshit. Shouldn’t you be over at Salon or Jezebel?
oh how I’d love to be there when the bandage comes off and the girls can breathe again…
I have the biggest Red White and Blue Boner this world has ever known right now.
This is a surprisingly low budget video for her. Is she not one of the biggest entertainers in the US right now? How could they not afford a better video?
I didn’t understand why she strapped her boobs down either. At first I thought, since she cut her hair short, that she was going to enlist as a guy. But she didn’t, so it made no sense.
Fish, is it too annoying of me to point out that soldiers are in the Army, sailors are in the Navy, airmen are in the Air Force, and marines are addressed as “marine”, not “soldier”? It is? OK, I’ll go to the brig quietly.
But that’s still why G.I. Jane is a stupid fucking title for a film about a Navy SEAL.
Can’t she just make a softcore video of herself using some battery powered rubber toys?. I have no use for her singing, but she is hot. These music videos are torture and I think she hasn’t realized her real calling yet.
i saw katy perry naked you butt munchers. go suck the farts out of katy perry’s crusty ass hole
After you, Russell.
For the love of God just show the goddamn boobs already.
Something something Katy Perry’s rack something
Not to mention, anyone notice her brand new nose? What’d she do…
WHY IS SHE TAPING DOWN HER BREASTS??? THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN IDIOT! WHAT ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SHOW HER BODY. MAKE THIS IDIOT STOP!!!! THE CONCEPT IS HORRIBLE, AND IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. DOES SHE HAVE ANYONE AROUND HER TO TELL HER THAT HER IDEAS SUCK!!!
Do you have anyone around you slapping your stupid hands off the Caps Lock key is what I want to know.
Well, I don’t think the Marines mind cause besides Katy every one in the video is a real life Marine…
Wow, that was a really long and extravagant advertisement for a watch.
more lindsay!
I can’t be sure, but I’m guessing I was just spared by the combined powers of Mute and Fast Forward.
Damnit woman, we said the blue had to go, no the whole hair!!
is this a fucking joke?
The video doesn’t irritate me because I’ve met a bunch of guys who enlisted basically because their love lives sucked and they had no purpose in life, and they found a purpose/skills/etc after joining. What bothers me is how shitty her music has gotten. I sincerely liked her first album because it was overall pretty low on synthesized effects and had quirky but good lyrics that kind of spoke more to me than other pop artists. I don’t mean her singles, I mean her other tracks, which were not the typical “filler”. But everything since has become bubblegum synth pop fit for a cheap club. Her best stuff is when it’s just her and a guitar… Her cover of “Black and Gold” is wonderful. I didn’t buy her shitty second album, looks like I won’t be buying her third…
Same ass sound on every song she does!
The same ass shit!!!!
Marines are not soldiers dumbass. Marines are Marines.
i understand the inherent evil of the industry that is teasing my cock but i hope that for the sake of humanity she has some good fully naked shots of herself with or without full penetration that she can share with everyone after her career runs its course.
Wow. Boot camp for the Marines is only like 7 seconds long. Why do people say it’s hard?
what !!! She promotes army now….$$$
Say what you want about Katy Perry the girl can write the fuck out of a song.
That was the stupidest fucking video I have seen in a long time.
All I’m going to say about it is the Marines worked with her to produce this video, she is a huge US Marine Corps supporter and anything we took away from it as an insult was probably not intended. The message of the video was more of a story to fit the music, not just a normal transformation for a woman from civilian to Marine.
You’re all entitled to your opinions and interpretations. So on that note, God bless and Semper fi.