Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut into my dress that won’t scare him off,” she probably also said before handing me a pair of scissors and noticing I don’t have the steadiest of hands. “You know what? It might be best if I take the dress off before you start cutting,” she’ll say. “As you wish,” I’ll then say to her, steam rising from my loins like a Turkish bathhouse, our fevered brows tensed with opportunity…
Photos: Pacific Coast News
“a bare of scissors” really? lol :p
WOW, an upskirt and a cleavage shot in one swoop! That’s like a triple-double or something….
yeah, but it’s weird – you see her panties and then well ABOVE that is cleavage that looks exactly like a butt.
Ghost hand job starting in 3..2..
Dudes got a heck of a boner starting down his left leg there.
Is it just me – or are her boobs getting gradually smaller?
Nahhh, your eyes are just getting larger.
The shy wink of the naval is quite cute.
Nice job with the fantasy scissors there Mr Blogger. If you’re going to tear up & off a woman’s dress it should be done in a thoughtful & original manner.
ewwww
when i zoom i think i can see moistness
Like Iron Man, with tits.
so this is Tom Cruise’s view of her when she perfroms oral sex on someone.
Looks very sweet!!
Would like to take a bite of that peach!!!
I bet its tasty!!!!!
How has he not commented on this story http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/6098870/American-Pie-actor-Jason-Biggs-attacked-by-Gibraltar-ape.html
Go Go Gadget Dick!
One can only fantasize about the view had she gone commando.
She is hot as fuck. Banging her would be awesome.
“Dear Katy Perry, Please stop wearing underwear. Sincerely, my eyes and dick.”
This is the most interesting thing she’s done since she made a song about kissing a girl.
Id eat that box
“Wow, that’s the biggest Jesus I’ve ever seen. Maybe if I pray to this one, I can get enough Brazilians to go see my crappy concert movie.”
“Who should I make it out to? Peitos? Another Peitos? Wow, that’s a really common name in Brazil. I thought it was like Peter, but a lot of girls here have that name, too.”
(“Peitos” is Portuguese for “breasts.”)
What’s that smell ?
I’d like to fuck her asshole!
so pretty
I HAVED DA PUSSY
It has finally come, then. It is now more exciting to see panties than actual p*ssy freebies, because there are so many of them.
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