People of Brazil, Katy Perry’s Panties Will Address You Now

July 31st, 2012 // 30 Comments
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Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut into my dress that won’t scare him off,” she probably also said before handing me a pair of scissors and noticing I don’t have the steadiest of hands. “You know what? It might be best if I take the dress off before you start cutting,” she’ll say. “As you wish,” I’ll then say to her, steam rising from my loins like a Turkish bathhouse, our fevered brows tensed with opportunity…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. achilles wrath

    “a bare of scissors” really? lol :p

  2. Govt. Cheese

    WOW, an upskirt and a cleavage shot in one swoop! That’s like a triple-double or something….

    • litone

      yeah, but it’s weird – you see her panties and then well ABOVE that is cleavage that looks exactly like a butt.

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    donkeylicks
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    Ghost hand job starting in 3..2..

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    tlmck
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    Dudes got a heck of a boner starting down his left leg there.

  5. German

    Is it just me – or are her boobs getting gradually smaller?

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    Cock Dr
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    The shy wink of the naval is quite cute.
    Nice job with the fantasy scissors there Mr Blogger. If you’re going to tear up & off a woman’s dress it should be done in a thoughtful & original manner.

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    okkiee
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    ewwww

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    jim
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    when i zoom i think i can see moistness

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    Like Iron Man, with tits.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    so this is Tom Cruise’s view of her when she perfroms oral sex on someone.

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    YTBOY
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    Looks very sweet!!

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    YTBOY
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    Would like to take a bite of that peach!!!

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    YTBOY
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    I bet its tasty!!!!!

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    The Royal Penis
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    Go Go Gadget Dick!

  15. One can only fantasize about the view had she gone commando.

  16. El Jefe

    She is hot as fuck. Banging her would be awesome.

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    “Dear Katy Perry, Please stop wearing underwear. Sincerely, my eyes and dick.”

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    This is the most interesting thing she’s done since she made a song about kissing a girl.

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    Cunnilingus
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    Id eat that box

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow, that’s the biggest Jesus I’ve ever seen. Maybe if I pray to this one, I can get enough Brazilians to go see my crappy concert movie.”

  21. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    “Who should I make it out to? Peitos? Another Peitos? Wow, that’s a really common name in Brazil. I thought it was like Peter, but a lot of girls here have that name, too.”

    (“Peitos” is Portuguese for “breasts.”)

  22. SeeAlice

    What’s that smell ?

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    Yeah!
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    I’d like to fuck her asshole!

  24. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
    mando
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    so pretty

  25. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    I HAVED DA PUSSY

  26. Katy Perry Cleavage Panty Flash Upskirt Rio De Janeiro
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    It has finally come, then. It is now more exciting to see panties than actual p*ssy freebies, because there are so many of them.

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    ps3fanatic
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    ZOOM IN FOR BOOBIES!

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