People of Brazil, Katy Perry’s Panties Will Address You Now

The Superficial | July 31, 2012 - 11:22 am

Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut into my dress that won’t scare him off,” she probably also said before handing me a pair of scissors and noticing I don’t have the steadiest of hands. “You know what? It might be best if I take the dress off before you start cutting,” she’ll say. “As you wish,” I’ll then say to her, steam rising from my loins like a Turkish bathhouse, our fevered brows tensed with opportunity…

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