Katy Perry Makes a Convincing Argument

June 15th, 2010 // 69 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry performing in Times Square today and I don’t even know why I bothered to try tying these to a previous post considering this entire site is a shrine to my obsession with tits. And you know what? I’m not ashamed anymore. I love women’s breasts. They’re tops. People should be able to order them with fries and a shake at McDonald’s then give them to their neighbors to use as a Christmas wreath. *wipes tears from eyes* Let me be ME!

(Happy Birthday, Ron.)

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Comments (69)

  1. Racer X | June 15, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    I would hit it like a single up the middle.

    /DAMN!

    Reply
    • Jimbo | June 15, 2010 at 4:26 pm

      Single? How about a home run over the center field wall?

      Reply
    • arealcad | June 16, 2010 at 9:40 am

      …and touch all the bases.

      Reply
      • chuck d | June 17, 2010 at 9:52 am

        she’s gotta perdy mouth

    • chuck d | June 16, 2010 at 10:10 am

      Jesus I’m so pissed off on all the advertising I forgot to beat off to Katy.
      Couldn’t you squeeze a couple more ads in?
      (reply brought to you by the shake weight)

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      • Racer X | June 16, 2010 at 10:21 am

        FUCKING CAPITALISM!!!

  2. Cardinal Fang | June 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Nice cock-sucking mouth

    Reply
  3. Sapp | June 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    (.)(.)

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    • Jimbo | June 15, 2010 at 4:21 pm

      ( . )( . ) those are to small

      Reply
  4. aUtOpHiLeS | June 15, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Why you gotta delete my comments? I was first dammit!

    Anyways… (o)(o)

    Reply
  5. Randal | June 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Despite Katy’s natural breasts and very good looks, what has defined her as an entertainer has certainly been her music. Since she first emerged on the scene, Katy has been paving the road for every other singer to follow.

    Randal

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    • Randal(l) | June 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm

      Translation:

      Bitch got some big ass Titties…She sings to?

      Randal(l)

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      • Jimbo | June 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm

        No it should be “Randal (O)”

  6. Darkie | June 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    it looks like she is trying to shove a dildo up her arse in the first pic

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  7. FrankNfrtr | June 15, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Bugglegum pop always sells better when presented with fabulous tits & ass.

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  8. WhiteGoddess | June 15, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    If she didn’t have a big fake rack I would swear she’s a man. That skank has got one ugly face.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm

      You are sure full of Hate….and shit.

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      • Reggie Jackson | June 16, 2010 at 8:40 pm

        He speaks truth, the woman looks like a man with large boobs.

    • FrankNfrtr | June 15, 2010 at 8:58 pm

      We’re not looking at the face.

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    • fatguyinalittleshirt | June 16, 2010 at 8:48 am

      they are real titties dumb-ass. I know the young ones today can’t tell the difference, but us old folks know. They are real. Take notes son.

      Reply
  9. jmackhh | June 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    id motorboat em…

    Reply
  10. goodytwoshoes | June 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    WOW! if this is what it takes to be a christian, Jesus must of over stated the requirements.

    Reply
  11. Taz | June 15, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Perfect bj pose

    Reply
  12. grobpilot | June 15, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Fish, all you need to do to make this site more successful is post more tits. Preferably naked, large, not sock-puppety and attached to insanely hot women. We don’t need any clever narration attached to it, either. Thanks.

    Reply
  13. Deano | June 15, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    damn she has great tits

    Reply
  14. noah | June 15, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Happy Birthday Ron? Fish, did you name your penis Ron? I thought you called him Mr. Tiddlywinks?

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  15. froghammer | June 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Hot hot hot.

    Reply
  16. Jack Mehoff | June 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    I really would like to suck on her big tittays!!!!! She is a hot piece of ass.

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  17. Deacon Jones | June 15, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    This woman is the most extreme example of hot one day, ugly the next.

    I want to donkeypunch her.

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    • noah | June 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm

      Are you quoting her song “Hot n Cold”… because if so, I salute you.

      Reply
      • Deacon Jones | June 16, 2010 at 10:36 am

        lol, no.

        I couldnt name a song of hers if I had a gun to my head.

    • Chloe | June 20, 2010 at 9:08 pm

      LOL thank you! my thoughts exactly!

      Reply
  18. bar room hero | June 15, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    quit showing this SLAG…

    Reply
    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 15, 2010 at 7:14 pm

      More Katy, less bar room crybaby.

      Reply
  19. ieatbabieslol | June 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    No one cares about Katy Perry, but we do like her tits. As such, the tag from now on for related posts should be “Katy Perry’s Tits.”

    Would anyone care about her if she didn’t have those tits? I was looking at her to see, aside from her tits, if she is actually attractive. My conclusion is: no. She has a stupid looking face, that’s for sure.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm

      Great legs, ass and a mouth made for giving bjs, looks good to me.

      Reply
  20. Rhialto | June 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Well,i must admit,i’d indeed see three convincing arguments!

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  21. Nero | June 15, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Katy Perry,would you like to be posted more often on here!? Write us a check. *Evil laughter*

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    • Darth | June 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm

      Are you sure your name isn’t Pinky!?

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      • Rhialto | June 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm

        Really!? Well,that would be very tempting if she does.But on the other hand it’s against my journalistic standards folks!

      • Gando | June 15, 2010 at 8:00 pm

        Bribery!?

  22. freebie | June 15, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    That’s the view that skinny, ugly, no talent, Russell Brand, gets to see every day. Go figure.

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  23. Master Spook | June 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    I saw it all.

    Reply
  24. TwentySomething | June 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    She’ll ditch Brand

    Get Him To The Greek should have been called Get Him Straight to DVD!

    Can I have that 90 minutes back?

    Reply
  25. firstofthefallen | June 15, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Whats up with those strange ears? They look like bj handles

    Reply
  26. ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners. | June 15, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    What ever she says I AGREE.

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  27. ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners. | June 15, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Different pics have different comments? Oh hell no! That feature has got to go Fish. You may not believe this, but I have limited time.

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    • Agnes P. | June 16, 2010 at 8:52 am

      LOL. and then LOL some more.

      Reply
    • shine | June 16, 2010 at 4:56 pm

      hahahahahahaha i had the same thought though

      Reply
  28. bar room hero | June 15, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    It looks like she is shoving a _______* up her ass.

    *Cucumber, Dildo, Xbox controller, Corona bottle…

    slag.

    Reply
  29. Fati87 | June 16, 2010 at 12:33 am

    Sweet boobs.

    Reply
  30. kara | June 16, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Manufactured talentless pop star selling sex? that’s unusual. People don’t know just how manufactured she is.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | June 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm

      And we do not care. We love Katy!

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  31. thunderstud | June 16, 2010 at 1:17 am

    Way to go, Fish!

    YAY TITTIES!!!!

    Reply
  32. Marbella | June 16, 2010 at 1:21 am

    Wow. She’s beautiful and sexy.

    Marbella

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  33. Marky Mark | June 16, 2010 at 10:11 am

    She definitely can work the tight clothes, but she wears SO much makeup it’s gross. She’d look tons better more natural.

    Reply
  34. Kae | June 16, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I’m just counting the days until her sextape gets “leaked.”

    You know one’s out there….

    Reply
  35. Rex Kramer | June 16, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Katy is hotter than Gaga, I’m inclined to side with her. Now if gaga releases an ATM bukkake video I might reconsider.

    Reply
  36. Bunny | June 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    I’d kiss Katy Perry and I’d like it….

    Reply
  37. Reggie Jackson | June 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    She looks like a dude.

    Reply
    • Mancuso | June 22, 2010 at 9:05 pm

      Damnint, I’d totally do that dude…!

      Reply
  38. captain america | June 16, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    I’m sure she didn’t knew fooling & cheating americans was so easy.

    Reply
  39. The Lice Doctor | June 22, 2010 at 6:48 am

    Great songs though

    Reply
  40. Delilah | June 22, 2010 at 10:36 am

    I’d do her. I’ll even wear Chapstick.

    Reply
  41. Johnny | June 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I want to buttfuck her

    Reply
  42. Johnny | June 22, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    fuck all you haters

    Reply

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