Katy Perry And The Only People Worth Looking At From The Kids’ Choice Awards

March 25th, 2013 // 21 Comments

Here’s Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice at yesterday’s Kid’s Choice Awards just so everyone has an idea who our future looks up to these days because it’s Giant Tits, DeadEyes McGets-Her-Vagina-Licked-By-Directors, Had Sex With Justin Bieber, and Former Jailbait I Never Got The Big Fuss About. Which admittedly are all way better than Bi-Po The Retard Dancing Clown and Jugs Cokenstein, so you win this round, whippersnappers. This round…

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  1. Mitch

    These jackwads seem to have awards shows for themselves every week.

    • ElCartero

      As the writers for the pre-Jon Stewart version of “The Daily Show” succinctly pointed out, it’s because they were all underloved as children.

  2. Cher X

    I wore it for the kids!

  3. A whole gallery of an unpretty girl in a horrible outfit? for what? Her boobs don’t even look big. Why, Fish, whyyyyy?

  4. I really thought “Bi-Po The Retard Dancing Clown” was Miley Cyrus. Y’know, after last week’s “twerking” and all.

  5. It’s kind of amusing how these chicks who base their entire celebrity off of having giant boobs and dressing slutty keep defining themselves down farther and farther, inevitably to the point of complaining that people objectify her.

  6. Katy Perry Cleavage Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, let’s make sure we do his delicately… Ms. Perry, everybody would like to PLOW you.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thank you Kids Choice for this ‘Inappropriate Display of Cleavage Award’, which will have a nice home next to the ‘Poor Taste in Men’ awards that I get pretty much anywhere I go.”

  8. Tiggles

    Victoria Justice > Katy Perry > Selena Gomez >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kristin Stewart

  9. “DeadEyes McGets-Her-Vagina-Licked-By-Directors” hahaha lmao

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage Kristen Stewart Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    - I’ve got luscious tits!
    - I’ve got… Damn!

  11. Legal Secretaries Need Love Too

    I wonder if they have plans to clone Victoria Justice, what with her perfect genes and all.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage Kristen Stewart Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Grand Dragon
    Commented on this photo:

    One of her best pics. Boobs without the 8-D face

  13. Katy Perry Cleavage Kristen Stewart Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL…this photographer is a real pro. He got a pic of both these butterfaces without actually getting a pic of their faces.

    What the hell does Jon Mayer do to women like Katy Perry and Jennifer Love Hewitt that their boobs actually begin to shrink when he is done with them?

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    colt13
    Commented on this photo:

    Kid’s choice is for her to have a wardrobe malfunction.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Nickelodeons 26th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you say motorboat!

  16. skunk

    stupid whores

  17. cc

    i wonder if Katy (and some others) realize that no matter how hot you are the hotness can still be overwhelmed by your stupidity.

  18. Carol

    Katy is not that pretty no butt only boobs to smother her men.

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