Now that we know Katy Perry is allowing John Mayer near her while she’s more susceptible to making bad decisions, here come reports that the two have officially moved on to the “Constantly Fucking” stage of their relationship because God is a giant asshole. E! News reports:
A source confirms exclusively to E! News that Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, have been laying low at Mayer’s hideaway in a gated community in Los Angeles.
And yes, that includes overnight stays.
“She has been having sleepovers there,” says a source. “It is very private and they’ve been sneaking in and out. It has been going on for a while.”
Keep in mind, John Mayer lives near Kris Jenner who’s probably outside his bedroom window each night with a camcorder whispering, “C’mon, pee on her. Pee on her, so I can tell people it’s Kim.” (She’ll make John Mayer look black in post, obvs.)
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Sleeping with Brand and Mayer is now making her the next poster girl for the CDC.
seems like these “role models” for all those girls out there are nothing more than insecure little girls themselves that let stupid ugly men bang them. makes me puke that any woman would allow that piece of dog shit John Mayer even look at them let alone fuck them.
Quality has been reduced just like Mila Kunis after Ashton Kutcher. Might as well be Seth Green or Kevin Federline. *Shudder*
She’ll work her way there…and probably fuck Ron Jeremy at some point.
Ron Jeremy can still achieve wood? Miracle of modern medicine, I tell ya.
Hey hey hey… I don’t ever want to see you take the name of Ron in vain again. He’s at least ten and a half times the men that Ashton Kutcher, Seth Green and Kevin Federline are.
What’s wrong with Seth Green? He’s awesome. Robot Chicken kicks ass.
Honestly, all her choices are total shit. From Travis McCoy, to Russell Brand to John Mayer. It is not like she has ever dated a decent guy. Even Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman, they date utter shit guys.
So you’re saying I have a chance?
Like many insecure women, its easier to date a giant cock womanizer, than a man who will challenge them and expect things from them, like talent.
Mayer himself is insecure as well, having stolen Dave Matthews style wholecloth.
Perry and him makes perfect partners, they can both brood on how much they suck musically.
John Mayer is one of the most under rated blues guitarists out there today. I love his style, you can rellay see him in action in a video on youtube of him and Buddy Guy.
Im convinced John Mayer is secretly a male prostitute.
is that a bullet and a crucifix? can’t get any more christian than that.
What the hell is she wearing? She’s got an incredible body but sometimes I seriously wonder about the clothes she puts herself in.
Again, look at the positives: She now does anal.
Doing assholes is not the same as doing anal.
woahh whats wrong with this dudes neck
In all honesty, I think it reflects as badly on John Mayer’s choice as it does Katy Perry’s…..I can’t recite all his GF’s, but it seems like a downhill trajectory from (a young) JLH to Aniston to Taylor Swift to Katy Perry
going anywhere from JLH is an upward trajectory. Aniston is a similar type of heartless predator as Mayer. Taylor was the smartest and most talented, but with a bad body, and Katy Perry is a perfect christian fuck machine needing so badly to be drilled constantly by his eurotool. Still, it will end badly for her. Mayer has many years ahead to realize his own psychosis, but then he can morph seamlessly into fatherhood. His music however, isn’t going anywhere. He stinks.
Asshole.
Her mouth looks sore.
Maybe they’re just collaborating on the most Caucasian album ever.
Mayer the white supremacist. Disgusting guy.
i am rm Sunday Okezuonu 38m
They both seem like huge douchebag idiots, and I think I speak for 99% of the world when I say we don’t care whether or not these two mouth-breathers are getting it on.
when the title said see through,i thought like SEE through,but all i saw was bra=(
I’ve lost all respect for Perry. She banging a racist stinky maxi pad.
Katie. I wanted to have some respect for you after dumping Brand…but not anymore. What the hell does this mayer asshole have…10 inches?
What is it about breakups that make talentless celebrities start dressing like Johnny Depp?