Now that we know Katy Perry is allowing John Mayer near her while she’s more susceptible to making bad decisions, here come reports that the two have officially moved on to the “Constantly Fucking” stage of their relationship because God is a giant asshole. E! News reports:
A source confirms exclusively to E! News that Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, have been laying low at Mayer’s hideaway in a gated community in Los Angeles.
And yes, that includes overnight stays.
“She has been having sleepovers there,” says a source. “It is very private and they’ve been sneaking in and out. It has been going on for a while.”
Keep in mind, John Mayer lives near Kris Jenner who’s probably outside his bedroom window each night with a camcorder whispering, “C’mon, pee on her. Pee on her, so I can tell people it’s Kim.” (She’ll make John Mayer look black in post, obvs.)