‘Thanks For The Giant Boobs, Katy Perry. Here’s The Shittiest Ring You’ve Ever Seen In Your Life.’
Here’s the ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine’s Day that many have speculated is an engagement ring because he’s a douche and only a douche would propose with the Care Bears submarine. If you twist the top it probably plays “Your Body is A Wonderland” while Jennifer Love Hewitt cries alone in the distance.
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