- The Twilight cast is safe from the tsunami, everybody. For a second there, this was almost a catastrophe. [Popeater]
- Zac Efron isn’t even hiding it anymore. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Aniston wants you to smell her musk. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rachel Bilson? All I see is a parking meter. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Alyssa Milano has this Twitter thing all wrong. [DrunkenStepfatehr: NSFW]
- The Farrelly Brothers have officially lost it. [FilmDrunk]
- Lindsay Lohan‘s probation report is so scandalous that she might actually go to jail for 20 minutes. [IDLYITW]
- Erin Heatherton seems to be missing a shirt. [Popoholic]
- And Sharon Stone seems to be missing a bra. [Celebslam]
- The Smurf trailer featuring the least important part of Katy Perry. [TooFab]
- Eva Amurri will make you do things to your monitor. Sexy things. [Maxim]
- Khloe Kardashian‘s elementary school yearbook. [theCHIVE]
- House Porsche is what television should be. [Heavy]
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SOMEBODY MUST STOP THIS FUCKING STOOGES MOVIE
Who are these stooges you speak of? You will show me the stooges??
LOL~ “They’re three kinda funny looking guys. And they hit each other a lot”
“Well, I don’t know where the stooges are right now…”
must. fuck. tits.
She must truly dig the feel of her breasts being flattened & squashed in hideously fitting dresses.
dammit i need to see the back to be sure it’s that hideous
Yeah, right?? I can’t think of a single outfit she’s worn where that *hasn’t* been the case. I wonder if she feels fat unless her funbags are taped down or something?
Her right boob in this pic is like an optical illusion. The right side is so flat, it looks like her back or something. At the bottom, it looks like a man-boob. Then you pan towards the middle and hello! Cleavage. A boob that looks flat and round at the same time. Hasn’t this bitch ever heard of the Wonderbra??
I apologize in advance for repeating the word “something.”
Wait! I meant *the phrase: “or something”*
I just want to live between her funbags.
her poor boobies are being crushed
Hmmm… she doesn’t have a very attractive jaw/chin. It’s rather weak and looks like it’s flowing into her neck. Not that anyone is looking at her face…
WTF, one posting has Katy Perry’s boobs being squeezed like a play-tit fun factory, AND Sharon Stone’s nipple…something I haven’t wanted to see since it was Katy Perry’s age.
It looks like a little boy mooning everyone.
She should NEVER wear her hair up! The shape of her head and jawline and all that is really odd so that hair is just unflattering. Along with her trannylicious makeup. And tit smooshing clothing. And narrow sloping shoulders. And flabby arms. And chest herpes. Anyone want to add anything else?
Well, if we widen the field of comment beyond her physical attributes we could talk about her lack of musical talent, or the retarded insanity of wedding douchebag junkie & sex addict R. Brand.
How can we talk about russel the love muscle!? Last sighting of that husk was with his MOM on the red carpet at the oscars! Waaamp-waaah – looks like he’s already sick of your ass, Katy. Or maybe it’s the other way around…who the hell knows. But at least you two were able to ride a publicity wave for a minute.
WOW
sweet sweet melons!
ah , her outfit is like most men’s dicks who see her, purple and promising.
for the rest of the news:
Twlight: well safe for gay men and adolescent girls everywhere.
Zac Efron: who cares except for gay men and adolescent girls everywhere.
Jen Aniston: who cares except for desperate men and messed up girls everywhere.
Erin Heatherton,Rachael Bilson,Eva Amurri and Lindsay Lohan:who care except for men and gay women everywhere.
The Farely brothers :who cares period.
House porche: who cares except for everybody.
Well that’s all for that matters on the news of the day. BTW what is going on with that actress from Charmed: Shannen Doherty?
Khloe’s yearbooks: who cares period.
The New Katey perry movie: who the smurf smurfs. except smurf smurfs and smurf smurfs.
Sharon Stone: who cares except for people who have a sex fetish for Hillary Rodham clinton.
You should click on the Khloe link anyway-it’s not Khloe and it’s SPECTACULAR.
she needs to showcase her bags to supplement her “talent”
booooooooooooooooooobs
Wow, that kid is living teen wolf’s life with no powers…That sucks.
Please save that hand motion for diva scaling.
No twenty six year old should go full Minnelli with their make up.
She’s such a tease.
(*fap *fap *fappity *fap))
She’s amazing, but that dress is hideous.
I already did smell that scent some time ago. It wasn’t even that bad. Kinda cute.
I guess she’s kept firm in place by the one who’s keeping firm in place. *Insert Rick Ashley spoof here*
Good heavens, after all, twist or twat? There’s no doubt and there haven’t been ever doubts. Definitely twat.
I said definitely twat. Isn’t that clear yet?
How do you change the beast’s nature? It isn’t me what does twist things but it’s many of you. Because you happen to like it that way to be twisted. Kapow!
I even didn’t realize but thank you for reminding me.
Aside of that, has to clock turned an hour forward? Instead of 6 there’s now 5 hour time difference.
Damn! That’s what you get when you’re grouped!
turns out that the collar thing is actually true… Although we’re joking about it.
Ahum yep, need(less) to say, we certainly did find some keys on locked doors again.
Thanks for the info. Because I have a report sent to the teacher about the topic you offer.
This honestly the first picture of Katy Perry where I actually thought she looked attractive, and I think it’s because her makeup is impeccably done and her eyebrows are penciled in perfect arches. And because her eyes aren’t bugging out. Normally you can see the whites around her entire eye and I hate that.
She prompt fled the country to unknown destination coconut and palmtree after she realised that we knew what we know… I can see her hiding behind a pile of coconuts now. Only sticking her head out when she thinks it’s safe enough…
Hard to tell what’s coconut or her head.
Ahem, that’s quite what’s probably suits her better.
her right eye is larger than her left. i never noticed that before.
maybe i was too busy concentrating on her magnificent musical abilities. /sarcasm
This skank should NEVER wear her hair back or up on her head. She doesn’t have a pretty enough to face to pull it off. Oh and the dress would look better on someone who doesn’t have big fake tits. The cut out in the chest area is making her boobs look more saggy than they already are.
And the legs, also don’t very nice. She needs to be aware of that.
And the legs, also don’t look very nice. She needs to be aware of that.
cool photo !
I tell you what, I’d like to grasp her, heh heh heh. Hey, whad’ya doin? Hey! HEY! Watch the Armani, man! Ow, watch it! *dusts self off* Yeah, well … I don’t wanna be in yer club, so take that!