Here’s Katy Perry at the NARM Music Biz Awards where she tried to bang Marilyn Manson after he cast an enchantment spell on her Adidas commerical. That’s really the only explanation here. Unfortunately for Katy Perry, she also has to go through Shia LaBeouf first who’s now the Official Gatekeeper of The Temple of Absinthe and Zuul or whatever the hell Marilyn Manson calls the kid who brings his mochacinnos now. “Hey, LaBeef, you call this excrement extra sweet, double froth? Now tie me to this dentist chair, my cartoons are on.”
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Oooh, I bet her next album is going to be all “dark” and “deep” and stuff, i.e., the computer program that writes (and sings) her songs will include an 8-bar bridge in a minor key in one of the songs.
Yeah, I remember after her divorce when she said she was going to get “real dark”, and I rolled my eyes. But apparently since she’s an utterly shallow person, all she meant was that her hair and makeup were going to get dark.
She should hook-up with Johnny Depp.
Fuck that! She should hook-up with me. She’s a definite hottie!
That’s an improvement, her face is now less painful to look at than the sun. Of course this wouldn’t be an issue if she could remember why she’s famous in the first place – massive, inappropriate cleavage.
Still, toot kitties.
Oh that Katy Perry she’s so edgy and hip. (yaks in sink)
Show the funbags or go the fuck away!
I like it. Angry kitty….grrrrrr.
Better than the Smurf look any day.
If I had to pick a fashion path for her, I’d rather it be the Marilyn Manson than the Nicky Minaj.
I swear I saw a picture of Russel Brand in this getup before their split.
Nice try Katy. We all know you’re a ginger.
Its a pretty crappy execution of Goth style, like she went to “Goths ‘R Us” at a strip mall or stayed up late with some teenage girls and a “Goth by L’Oreal” hair coloring kit.
Somehow this look reduces her butterface factor a bit
Blue steel
just show them nips already!
Proof that Russell Brand is a mental twat. If not mental, then still a twat. Twat.
Irrelevant to Katy Perry (or maybe not), but I just heard the most disgusting rap song. It went, “Divide that pussy, don’t hide that pussy.” Over and over.
I think I hear the Golden Age of Hip Hop scribbling a suicide note somewhere and moving a chair under a ceiling joist.
This is just her way of saying, “I want big black cock”.
she already had one travis mccoy.
Maybe, but i bet his boobs didn’t look this good.
I just flashbacked to going into Hot Topics for the first time in high school.
Except the cashier was about 100 pounds heavier and hated her mom and math class.
YES!!! you nailed it, +1000!!!
I actually like her purple-y hair color. The rest? Not so much.
Ya, but is she getting smarter?
I’ve come to believe the writer here doesn’t know shit about sub-cultures.
Ah, sarcasm is missing from ….. ah forget it
Really, Hef, just cough up enough to pay this girl to show off her tits. Your kids are all bums anyway. May as well make somebody happy with the money.
Nice underbite, Bubba.
Ah, sarcasm is missing from this guy’s vocabulary.
hmmm, supposed to be a reply to Lolno
Close enough.
Still don’t give a fuck about her.
Watch out, Avril Lavigne!
I see all these pics of her with purple hair, red hair, etc. and I think “well she’s young enough and carefree enough to get away with it I guess” and then I remember all the middle-aged women at work who think it’s appropriate to do this. I bet they have tramp stamps too.
Oh, Katy, for the love of Wicca, just go! Go!
She creeps the crap out of me now. First all that candyland style stuff and smurfette then this?! Talk about bipolar.
Looks like somebody raided the clearance section of Hot Topic with Taylor Momsen last weekend…
I swear there’s some heinous stretch marks on her left boobie in some pictures. At least the cleavage is merely peeking out of the darkness. I think she’s good at being incredibly suggestive but as far as being naked, no one knows besides Jesus because I’m pretty sure she spends 20,000 dollars a month on concealer and foundation.
i lov her goth
She is trying so hard not to smile. What. a dumbass.
her face is fug
I love the purple however, she needs to work on her roots.
I have the WORST girl crush on Katy! I am a totally heterosexual woman, what is happening to me?? lol oh dear :)
You sound like a fun lady.
After the show, were shall we go? I wanna go down town. I don’t wanna go home, I wanna have one more. Take me by the arm and go down town.
(Dedicated to Katy Perrry because we want her to party with us)
We love you Katy, come down to Aus for a party time anytime you want……..
+1 anyone in USA as well!
Oh gawd she is redefining my idea of……. arrrrrrrr she is so hot!! boobies lol
Hot.
[X] Approved.
[_] Not Approved.
she should learn a trade or something and retire from the music biz
So this is how goth finally dies.
She looks like an idiot. If she’s gonna dye her hair ridiculous colors then she should at least keep up with the roots. It’s not like she doesn’t have the money for it.
Huge improvement. I can stand to look at her now.
I’d twist Katy up on my bone six ways ’till Sunday.
literally so disgusting
i don’t like this look but i still love her
She’s hardly “gone Goth” So she’s wearing a black dress and dark lipstick. That doesn’t make you a Goth. The dark eyeshadow isn’t exactly over the top so it may be remotely Goth inspired It’s her stylists that have done it, I know lots of women who wear dark eyeshadow on a daily basis who aren’t Goth. As for the hair, yeah she’s died it a darker shade of purple, It’s not like she’s been solely blonde for the past few and suddenly died it a new colour. To claim she’s “gone Goth” is not only misled but also a dumb comment. It’s just a look for an event. It’s not like she’s the first woman ever to match a dark lipstick with a black dress.
Yet another celeb wanting to be “darrrk” and want the “shock” factor for attention, like another pre-teen who trolls malls trying to be “dark and deeep”
This is not Goth. she is not Goth, just because she dresses in dark attire doesnt make you Goth, I have a problem for these celebs that wanna take on a Goth look but has no respect for the Subculture and doesnt do any research.
Now we have to endure her Album cover with all dark/monochromatic color scheme with some crap song with a faint guitar playing a simple repetitive tune and everyone thinking “OMG THIS IS GOTH MUSIC”
*facepalm*
She will get over it soon, like they all do
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This is not even remotely goth. Just because you wear dark clothes and have dark makeup doesn’t make you goth. I bet she doesn’t ever listen to gothic bands or read gothic literature. This is why I hate the mainstream. They always give a false idea of what a subculture or idea is.
KATY PERRY ISN’T GOTH WTF? POSER MUCH?
at least she doesn’t look retarded anymore. i remember when she first became famous. she used to look so pretty.