Katy Perry Takes Her Giant Breasts Hiking Because John Mayer Thinks She’s Fat

April 2nd, 2013 // 26 Comments

One of the rumors floating around about why Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up is that he thought she was getting fat which might explain why she spent all Easter weekend hiking. Except that’s bullshit because I can barely see Katy Perry in these photos. In fact, I’m almost positive this is a broomstick. A beautiful, beautiful broomstick with deep, creative thoughts like flowers waiting to blossom. (Are her breasts in my face yet?)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, WENN


  1. Deacon Jones

    She’s one depressed mood swing and a couple binges away from blowing up and never looking back.

  2. An attractive woman getting insecure over a greasy scumbag. I’ll never understand it.

  3. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    So at a kid’s show, she wears something akin to a bra and a tiny skirt, but to go walking she nearly totally covers up? She’s got her priorities . . . curved?

    Also, I bemoan the lack of ass shots in this gallery . . . a real reason to hate the paparazzi.

  4. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey everybody! Your gurl Katy is practicing her hiking skillz. I’ve heard there’s a diseased, psychotic hermit hidden in the California hills holding 100 female sex slaves in a cave, making him the only guy skeezier than Russel Brand or John Mayer. So, I’ve just got to date him!”

  5. Unless she’s “hiking” that tank top over her head, I can’t be bothered

  6. Sheesh. Did she also like a Dockers’ commercial? Eat her peas one at a time?

  7. What is wrong with her that she is attracted to guys that will only bang her if they think she looks like a playboy bunny. What the hell did her father do to her?

    • At some point you have to stop blaming the parents. Some people have damage that is not readily visible, until you get to know them. I’m not claiming to know KP, but she’s a big girl making good money… her probs are all hers now.

  8. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I long to visit her triangle of delight.

  9. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    John Mayer is an idiot. This is her body type. Nice voluptuous body type. I’d love to cover her in cream then lick… oh, sorry, sometimes I type out loud.

  10. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    If she wants to hike, she can hike that sexy ass right over to my place and I’ll show her how a lady should be treated

  11. Dance, my little puppets, dance the dance of compassion!

    How very convenient that she’s been called fat (which she obviously isn’t) when really she’s just an utterly homely looking girl. The kind who needs at least an hour of work and a ton of makeup before she can leave the house.

  12. MoozBoy

    I don’t really care what her face looks like – but that body is awesome looking in my opinion. Nice natural breasts and thick legs that aren’t too fat or bone bags like half the chicks out there today.

  13. Skippy86

    Giant?, You and I differ greatly on our definition of giant.

  14. MM

    Giant?! You, sir need some glasses.

  15. Guest

    I disagree with her being attractive, but it appears I’m completely outnumbered…

  16. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    27 of the most worthless photos of Katy ever.

  17. I think she’s a doll. In fact, I am totally infatuated by her. But it saddens me that I probably wouldn’t give a shit one way or another if she didn’t have those luscious tits. They seem to be the icing on an already tasty cake. I feel sort of shallow, but I love icing.

  18. master yoda

    If you’re hammering that from behind, really, who cares? Mr. Mayer may regret that comment some day.

  19. woman

    This rumor is simply not possible. John Mayer dated Jessica Simpson, remember? Anyway, he is not the type of guy to break up with a woman because she is fat. Neither is Russel Brand, by the way. Shia La Beouf, now, that fucker would do it.

  20. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Never mind her body, what is she doing about that fukn ugly ass head ???

  21. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    She must be high five-ing God for giving her those tits.

  22. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Pick up your game, paps. No back shots?

  23. Katy Perry Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think it counts as hiking if you’re walking on a road in the middle of the city. It’s called walking.

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