Katy Perry Takes Her Giant Breasts Hiking Because John Mayer Thinks She’s Fat

One of the rumors floating around about why Katy Perry and John Mayer broke up is that he thought she was getting fat which might explain why she spent all Easter weekend hiking. Except that’s bullshit because I can barely see Katy Perry in these photos. In fact, I’m almost positive this is a broomstick. A beautiful, beautiful broomstick with deep, creative thoughts like flowers waiting to blossom. (Are her breasts in my face yet?)

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