Here are just released photos of Katy Perry and John Mayer all over each other at a pool party last week, so there’s really no denying these two are actually happening because God’s a wiener-boy. That said, at least now we know how she ended up baring her ass at a water park and can finally put that mystery to bed.
KATY: So this is awkward. I feel really gross after having sex with you. What’s the best way to wash my va-
JOHN: Water slide. Giant water slide.