Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii

By: The Superficial / January 4, 2012

As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she could never satisfy. Yup, you just read that. Hollywood Life reports:

“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.”
But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.”
Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with.
“He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

So basically Katy Perry wanted to play house for a while, but when it came time to put in the work, she wasn’t ready to amputate a man’s leg and then bang him in a wheelchair. Jesus, marriage isn’t a game, lady. It’s a two-way street built on love, trust, communication and doing really weird shit for your husband that leaves you feeling like a piece of your soul was lost afterward. You make me sick.

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