Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii

January 4th, 2012 // 121 Comments

As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she could never satisfy. Yup, you just read that. Hollywood Life reports:

“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.”
But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.”
Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with.
“He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

So basically Katy Perry wanted to play house for a while, but when it came time to put in the work, she wasn’t ready to amputate a man’s leg and then bang him in a wheelchair. Jesus, marriage isn’t a game, lady. It’s a two-way street built on love, trust, communication and doing really weird shit for your husband that leaves you feeling like a piece of your soul was lost afterward. You make me sick.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Shouldn’t she be wearing a bathing suit that Jeebus would approve of?

  2. Snaggletooth

    Thank god for abortions

    • carl

      Beat me to it!! For the win! total first trimester bikini time. That’s why Russell ended it. He wanted kids she wanted big tits for a few weeks,.

  3. Dude of Dudes

    That’s not Katy. That’s the butterface bitch with the lisp who lives down the street from me.

  4. rantatonne

    Proof that God blesses his believers with bountiful gifts. Atheists: your argument is invalid, Twice.

    • Richard McBeef

      Dog is waaay to fucking busy killing starving kids in Africa as part of His plan to give a shit about what some fembot engineers create in a lab.

      • It's the kimkim, bitches

        Haha! You typed dog. It only took me about 3 times to notice it. Progress!

      • The Royal Penis

        Yes, but his son died for us so we can hate on him all day for killing us in a million creative ways yet still get into heaven.

        I just don’t know if I wanna hang with someone who killed my body. Can I try it out for a little bit and see if I want to stay?

      • haha, the presence of God allows self-important douchebags an opportunity to make fun of religion and show everyone just how gosh-darned enlightened and cool they are!

      • Richard McBeef

        I can’t wait to fuck you up the ass while the flames of hell tickle our scrotums, Keith.

      • The Royal Penis

        Good Point Keith! God is the biggest self-important douche I know. No one else can compete.

    • Cubby Cauliflower

      Sorry. That’s the God of Ortho Novum , vacum aspiration, digital enhancement (or all of the above) plus even those are small any way.

    • Stan Happ

      Average. Those are NOT big. Google Maria Swan, Luci Pinder or Françoise Bouhfal . THOSE are BIG tits.

  5. BigOkie

    Never thought she had a world-class face but THAT is a nice, healthy body. Not fat, not anorexic… just right.

    • Jack

      Nah, you gotta thank either a pregnancy, digital resizing or high dosage birth control pills too. Her tits have never been that big. My ex used to double dose for bigger jugs (she was trim but way bigger than that almost an F cup) and that’s what clearly up.

      • Lindsey

        You don’t know shit about boobs. My best are the same size as hers, and their “apparent” size is different depending on which bra or bikini top I’m wearing.

  6. Has Russell Brand ever heard of Crispin Glover? It sounds like those two should really get together.

  7. Frank

    It’s cool Russell, if you don’t want her, I’d gladly take her.

  8. Hooray! Lemmie say it again: HOORAY!

  9. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    Boobs that are that large and perky (and apparently natural) can only mean one thing:

    The invisible hands of Jesus are holding those puppies up.

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    Max
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    I wish I was water.

  11. The Royal Penis

    Damn she looks fuckable. You can tell though that it’s just a matter of time before her inner Porky busts out. You can’t have tits like that and not get chunky after your metabolism slows done….unless they are fake or you jog 10 hours a day.

  12. Uncle Jessy

    While I am known to have my own kinks (i.e. topless pictures of the Olsen twins), the fact that Brand can’t get off without toys and a wheelchair when with Katy Perry strikes me as bizzare.

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    diego
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    Those things are fucking massive!

  14. Ram Punchington

    I’d divorce her.

    Punchington Out.

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    diego
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    WTF was up with this photographer? While, 15 photogs fought to snap the same 1,000 pics of boring-ass Miley Cyrus in her mom shorts, (s)he – alone – sees Katy Perry frolicking around in a tiny bikini, decides to pop off 5 or 6 shots and then call it a day? YDI

    • Jillia

      Good Lord people. I’m sure the pap taking the pictures wasn’t exactly standing 10 ft. away from Ms. Perry here. Sometimes they’re called, yes, but sometimes they get wind of where celebs are vacationing and wind up dangling in a tree from a mile away with a zoom lens the size of your arm. While you can get a great close up, it’s not going to be the same quality you get from close shooting with your standard SLR.

      They can’t get close due to various things like private beaches and “kindly” bodyguards.

  16. Schmidtler

    Is that Katy Perry? I thought it was Brittany Spears older, fatter and more retarded sister. Without the pink hair and clothes from a junior high school girl’s wardrobe, it’s hard to tell.

  17. WardCleaver

    Hubba Hubba

  18. Do_Freebird

    “But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was ‘never enough.’”
    >>> There you have it. Like all good fundamentalist Christian girls, she was more than willing to has sex once a month. Probably coinciding with optimal procreation date.

  19. Venom

    Best tits ever. Come on Russell, release the nude photos already.

    • Picaboo Jones

      Dude those are so retouched. look around her hands and the center of the top OR she’s gotta bun. You need some tit education!

      • Venom

        Yep, because I have never seen her a billion times on TV, this is the first time ever and first photo I have ever seen of Katy Perry…

      • Simon

        Those are small, high dosage birth control or she’s knocked up. Kelly Brook’s are way better. Katy’s tits are way overrated.

      • Huffman

        yeah. sad that this is what passes for “big tits” these days. zzzzzzz

  20. Katy Perry Bikini
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    Jesus Christ.

  21. Techman

    She should have watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall before marrying him because he wasn’t acting in that movie, he was just being himself.

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    DeucePickle
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    wow

  23. I hope she gets on her knees and thanks Jesus for her fleshbobbles every night before bed, since without them her career would have had about as much longevity as a fruit fly.

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    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    I would f-ck the bejoingus out of this woman. Her music is irritating as hell, though.

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    j.j.
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    sweet jesus. that is a quality rack.

  26. Katy Perry Bikini
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    A paper bag for her, a pair of earplugs for me. Then, let the games begin.

  27. Deacon Jones

    As a serial masturbator / procrastinator at work…..I can say with valid conviction, these, gentlemen, are some EXCELLENT tits……excellent.

    In fact, this set of pictures may be some of the best “candid” bikini shots I’ve seen in years.

  28. Katy Perry Bikini
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    Humongous!!!

  29. Sean

    Brand was sexually molested as a child. Having weird fetishes is not uncommon among sex abuse victims. He’s also had bulimia and drug abuse- also common for sex abuse victims.

    He’s got a lot of work to do on himself. Why on earth did he pick someone like Perry? Perhaps because she’s still acting out and drinking.

    • FruitLoop

      So if a guy wasn’t molested as a child, the dirtiest fantasy they have is like, 15 to 20 minutes of missionary sex or something?

      There is no “normal” when it comes to sex. There is only shades of “more common” activities to “very rare”.

  30. Salamarabock! Elam! Esto marlabik contor-lamurra birenkto-mil! Grabak-pur elamahim!

    *collapses panting*

    In honor of Katy’s parents’ values, I’ve decided to speak in tongues whenever I see a nice rack.

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    Devilsrain
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    fuck, 1 megapixel?

  32. Katy Perry Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    holy fuck, looking at this pic makes me horny.

  33. Katy Perry Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    she is fucking amazing. sooooo horny.

  34. EricLr

    Wait, a man didn’t change completely and become perfect after you married him?!?!?!?

  35. Katy Perry Bikini
    Elf
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    A face only a mother could love and a set of hooters a daddy will love. No idea why Mr. Brand felt the need for looking for perversion when it was right in front of him the whole time!

  36. Katy Perry Bikini
    Grand Dragon
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    Holy tits

  37. Grand Dragon

    Were these pictures taken with a digital camera from 1998?

  38. anonym

    nice tits. that is all.

    how bout working out that ass now?

  39. cc

    Imagine the seismic activity if you went hard at her from behind? There’s be breasts slapping everywhere.

  40. Cubby Cauliflower

    Team Brand. They both started out kind of idiotic and talked WAY too much about it but he at least had the sense to walk away when he was not getting any. Who care how hot or how famous she is if you spend a month together out of the year and you are used to some of the hottest, big breasted freaks in the world nightly? Brand also had the sense to not drag it out when it went belly up. I’m sure left to her it would have been a mega dram. she was writing his name in the sky and writing all these tweeny bopper songs…whatever girl, a marriage is not hotel date thing once and awhile. Truly the commenter who said she had one of the “more common Hollywood problems” is correct and she was out of LA to take care of it. Her chest has simply never looked that big before. Brand wanted kids (he’s pushing 40) and that did him in. Chesticles tell the truth here! that’s what I believe.

  41. Motorboat Captain

    Where are the ass shots?

  42. It's the kimkim, bitches

    I don’t care if they’re real, fake or CGI, dems some nice titties. Somebody said something up there about high dosage birth control. Hmm, not a bad idea…might make me an even bigger, raging, homocidal bitch, but, dude, bigger boobs. So what if people get killed in the process? They probably had it coming to ‘em anyway.

    • Pugsley

      hahaha! Double dosing on birth control has been a dirty secret of the biz for years. Frankly she’s never been flat but Perry was much smaller ta ta-ed when she first appeared and her “I grew up with giant boobs God gave me” story is a crock too. it is not the hormones that makes them rage btw , it is when they peak and then end. Like cold turkey.

      • It's the kimkim, bitches

        Word. Yes, I see. Mine also peak. Ha! Peak. And double dosing induces vomiting so fuck that. Fuck that right in the face.

  43. forrest gump

    the hawaii islands are the same thing to us europeans as the canarian islands to ameicans: A BIT OUTA LINE!!

  44. Hugh Gentry

    I wonder what guy is going to get his hands on those tits now??

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    decalex
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    Good thing the photographer shot these with his 1995 camera flip phone. Bravo.

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    Hank E. Ring
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    Teenage Dream indeed!

  47. Nick

    That is some fine made for porn body. Always thought she could use a career change. Just imagine her and Jayden Jaymes together. Like twins.

  48. Katy Perry Bikini
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    At long last, Georges Seurat’s missing pointillist masterpiece has finally been discovered.

  49. OK, it’s official: I’m totally in lust with Katy Perry.

  50. I can’t figure out how her hair got wet with those floatation devices…

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