Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella

Because John Mayer’s in New York, here’s Katy Perry at Coachella, the farthest she can be away from him without leaving the country. More importantly, she’s wearing a bikini top, so did you like how I tried to pretend this post is a clever observation about geography? It’s fun to lie to yourself.

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