Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella

April 15th, 2013 // 6 Comments

Because John Mayer‘s in New York, here’s Katy Perry at Coachella, the farthest she can be away from him without leaving the country. More importantly, she’s wearing a bikini top, so did you like how I tried to pretend this post is a clever observation about geography? It’s fun to lie to yourself.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty

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  1. Katy Perry Bikini Coachella Lacoste L!VE 4th Annual Desert Pool Party
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    Maybe you can get her to suck your popsicle if you threaten her with your squirt gun.

  2. Katy Perry Bikini Coachella Lacoste L!VE 4th Annual Desert Pool Party
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    Is that dress supposed to tell us that she likes mustache rides?

  3. your observation would be more clever if you included non-contiguous states or US territories.

  4. Katy Perry Bikini Coachella Lacoste L!VE 4th Annual Desert Pool Party
    cc
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    ‘It’s penis flavor’

  5. Katy Perry Bikini Coachella Lacoste L!VE 4th Annual Desert Pool Party
    MFer
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    Meh

  6. Katy Perry Bikini Coachella Lacoste L!VE 4th Annual Desert Pool Party
    Kaiju
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    Katy Perry is like Jen Love Hewitt.

    Without her huge breasts no one would give her a second look.

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