Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
AUGUST
Sometime in August, Katy Perry realized she’d gone from banging the Maharishi on heroin to an assclown who woke up each morning with the express intent to look like Johnny Depp‘s autistic kid brother, so like any sane woman with heaving breasts, she reacted to this information by getting shit-faced drunk at a water park and showing everyone her freakishly large butt crack. Which didn’t work, by the way, because as of three days ago she was still getting plowed by John Mayer. Try saying his name backwards!
Posted: 8.12.2012
Original Post: Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, COBO/AKM-GSI
The saddest thing here was that it was her bottoms that fell out, not the top.
Let us pray…
homo.
Explain please.
I always wonder why this guy wasn’t looking directly into her heavenly tits, then I read his tattoo.
She alwas looks great, how may people can pull hat off and still look great.
If i had been that Lifeguard my hand would have been on her meaty Ass with a finger in crack..Would have made for a good sniff and taste.