What the heck happened to Katie Holmes? When she started off on Dawson’s Creek she was this cute little fresh faced girl and then throughout the years she slowly started drooping, turning her face into a perpetual frown and her body into a perpetual…sag? I can see why people would find her to be attractive, but she’s just too droopy for my tastes. I like my women firm, like ripe grapefruits or Brad Pitt’s sweet ass. Wait, what? I mean uh…I love sexy women!