Katie Price Was Skynet All Along

August 20th, 2010 // 45 Comments

“Those meddling Care Bears can’t stop me now.

ALL YOUR IPODS ARE BELONG TO US!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. McFeely Smackup

    gawd. looks like her tit veins are the only thing keeping those implants in place.

    what’s wrong with women? how do you look in the mirror and see your unnatural implants pushing out of your chest, blue veins everywhere, and say “yeah, I look good”

  2. eww looks like a drag queen

  3. Photoshop Police

    three words:

    WHAT

    THE

    F*******

  4. If this women doesn’t cry herself to sleep every night……then she should be.
    I see the evidence in just these few photos that she is very mentally & physically damaged.
    Can we end Friday on a happier note please?

  5. Snooki's Taint

    I want two of what she is selling. Wrapped around my cock.

  6. Wish I could unsee :/

  7. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT hat(?)

  8. Hausdrache

    1) When did she get Grace Jones to do her wardrobe?

    2) I can’t believe you did the “bases” joke. I can see that it fits, but I feel that you are more clever than that. Ah well.

    ps: thanks for the Care Bears reference, it was much appreciated.

  9. stinky mcpoop

    I’d fuck the pods right off her face.

  10. Katie Price
    Dr. Nick Riviera's cousin in Scotland
    Commented on this photo:

    urgh – you can see the edges of her stitched on nipples – the scars are rippling against the edge of her top. N-A-S-T-Y!

  11. I must kill John Conner

  12. Skeeter

    This craggy, wrinkled whore needs a good face-fucking.

    She & Shauna Sand are competing for “Cum Dumpster of the Year” award.

  13. walnut

    The iPods look so awkward on her head they almost seem photoshopped on. But damn she has a hot body.

  14. mnbvc

    … gross

  15. putter

    FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS FAKE TITS ENOUGH ALREADY………………………… WE SEE EM

  16. Katie Price
    meetpole
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like an ass with a head on it

  17. dude

    Fake Tits, Fake Eyelash, Fake Hair (Wig), by the time you got her home and and naked she’d look like:

    http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/tour/crack_whores/gemini.htm?nats=MTQzOTA3ODoyOjEz,0,0,0,0

  18. Drew

    Wow, suck that gut in more you disgusting cunt.

  19. Spencer loves the cock

    What the hell is skynet? i dont get this post.

    Kourtney K looks like she in the background on this site.

  20. Katie Price
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A truly frightening series of photos.
    Her implants are so large & straining the skin that it appears she may explode.
    It’s as if they were getting ready to do a major surgery on her & needed to expand her skin for grafting. Shame on the person who did such shoddy work, but I suppose Ms Price insisted that they be that size.
    Thought for sure that thing on her head was PhotoShopped. What a freak show.

  21. bexx

    fuck i bet that suit makes you sweat

  22. paul

    She looks like someone set her up the bomb…

  23. Katie Price
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just bad. Very, very bad.

  24. Katie Price
    Al
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone who wouldn’t motorboat those are closet homos

  25. Katie Price
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Guys,
    A pearl necklace would make her look spectacular.

  26. captain america

    pssst: SHE HAS THE BRAIN LEVEL OF A COW.

  27. I've got a crush on the GW

    No one has looked south of her tits to notice she has her website bedazzled on her shirt. That’s the epitome of class right there.

  28. jessesgirl

    Where are her hips? eeeew.

  29. Rhialto

    I’m just watching what her crown is made of.Passports?

  30. Nero

    Is she still there?! These British bitches are kinda hard to kill.

  31. Me

    With all her money, what amazes me is how she always looks so cheap.

  32. Katie Price
    Deanna
    Commented on this photo:

    Apple chose her to rep their company? I don’t understand how a company like Apple thinks this woman will help sell their merch, why is this girl popular?? How do people look at her and say ‘i’ll take what she’s selling’? This girl is the definition of repulsive, how did she get to where she is?? I DON’T FUCKING UNDERSTAND

  33. Katie Price
    Agatha
    Commented on this photo:

    Ow noes, she’s preggo’s!

  34. hosefacemidgetporn

    LAWWWWWWWWD A’MIGHTY !!!!
    miss thang go AWAAAAAAAAAY …
    TAKE THE OTHER ABOVE TRANNY BLOW-UP DOLL WITH YOU !
    & FER CHRISSAKES DO SOME CRUNCHES OR SIT-UPS OR STOP DRANKIN’ THAT CHEAP BEER SKANK….DAY-UM!
    imagine meetin’[ up with one of these midgets in a dark alley like the ‘twighlight zone’
    a big face & boobs lookin’ up at ya’ wit’ no legs ….agggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
    helpppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Starmaker

    She did probably think that she’s in a photoshoot for hair extensions.

  36. Katie Price
    Lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she really wearing IPOD’s on her head??? I mean REEAALLLYY?? smh

  37. Katie Price
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    roly poly

  38. Adnan

    WHAT THE F*CK!!! WHY ARE THERE IPODS ON HER HEAD?!?

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