Katie Holmes In Car Accident After Suri Didn’t Get A Puppy DAMIEN! CHANGE HER NAME TO DAMIEN!

The Superficial | July 17, 2012 - 10:29 am

Here’s Katie Holmes telling Suri she can’t have a puppy.
Here’s Katie Holmes’ Mercedes after a garbage truck slammed into it hours later.
And here’s an article about the highest practitioners of Scientology possessing the power of telekinesis.

I’m sure none of that’s related.

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