Here’s Katie Holmes telling Suri she can’t have a puppy.
Here’s Katie Holmes’ Mercedes after a garbage truck slammed into it hours later.
And here’s an article about the highest practitioners of Scientology possessing the power of telekinesis.
I’m sure none of that’s related.
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“Mommy, can we have a puppy?”
“No.”
“I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!”
The site won’t let me give you 10x thumbs up, for the comment.
k that was awsome. like what whoopi said.. the site wont let me give you a bunch of thumbs up haha
I said “puppy,” not “Asian girl.”
No I think Asian girl is at pet shop for dinner not for a pet.
I bet that kid screams the house/store down when she’s told she can’t have something.
i feel like this is a screen grab from “The Shining”…. :0
Shows how moronic this kid is.
Any normal human would have chosen KB’s puppies..
Holy shit!! RUNNNNN FOR YOUR LIVVESS YOU MEAN PUPPY PEOPLE!!!
No, you can’t have the cute puppy I just taunted you with, and don’t forget that you’re name is Scout now, not Suri. Oh, and you’re a boy.
She’s channeling her inner Zenu.
Pretty sure that’s Magic Mike holding that puppy…
Is Channing Tatum black now?
The real story is that the puppy is also a Scientologist, and was the one driving the garbage truck.
more believable than Space Opera
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine
These people are fucking loons
“You will pay for this Mother! Baby Xenu COMMANDS!”
Hopefully $cientology’s forray into the garbage business steps on some toes and Fish’s next post is about Tom Cruise found bloated and face down in the East River.
TCLTC
Or he has mysteriously disappeared.
Puppy is about to piss on her head.
Wow- they’re lucky to be alive.
I tried to warn you guys last week.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/katie-holmes-changing-suri-cruise-name-scout-holmes-07-2012#comment-10353741
Xenu girl prison orange dress
Even that body guard can’t believe Katie said no.
Ya, nothing like a smoke after a good rear ending.
…How on earth did they walk away from that? On a much more serious note, did anyone notice if there was a crazy leprechaun hopped up on jesus-juice driving the garbage truck?
why couldn’t she get her the puppy? :(
scientologist did it
they obviously want to kill katie
Something is very wrong with that little girl. Where is the picture of Suri smiling with the puppy or touching it or anything, BEFORE being told she can’t have it ? Why does it look like suri is having a bad reaction to SEEING the puppy, not upset because she can’t get it. Go to the suri slide show that shows tons of her pics from the past. This little girl has a psychologicl problem and it’s not being taken care of.
STFU Cunt
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I’m cute
Don’t let the cute outfit fool you – Suri will cut you and leave your cold dead corpse in the street without a second thought. Stone. Cold. Killer.
Her psychological problem is that she’s five. Or however old she is.
spoiled little shit.
Wtf is everyone hating on Suri. What child wouldn’t be sad when they wanted something and couldn’t get it. Is she screaming and falling out on the floor saying mommy ill kill you? No she’s sobbing. If she does have tantrums its because she’s a kid even kids without famous parents have kids. Calling a little kid spoiled brat and little shit isn’t mature. Instead of sitting on the computer commenting rudely about a little girl how about you go do something with your life or keep your comments to yourself.
i’ve seen pics of this little brat throwing temper tantrums before, so why would her mother take her to a puppy store and then tell her she couldn’t get a puppy? there’s probably some anti-scientology lesson being taught here.
yeah, that’s the look that pushed the trash truck into her mom’s car.
Are you positive it was the garbage truck and not the hot dog cart?
After several years of marriage to Tom Cruise, I’m guessing she backed into the the hot dog cart.
I agree, has the driver of the truck or any employees gone missing??
You don’t need telekinesis to drive a garbage truck in into someone trying to leave your church.
Black guy: “Bitch didn’t get her puppy?! Ah shit, it’s ooonnnnn!”
We’ll be back…and next time you WILL buy me a black rottweiler
I’m gonna be the worst parent ever, because if my kid made that face, I’d give them whatever they wanted…
after raising a little shit for 6 years, this type of face doesn’t even work. i’m on year 2 and i’m already hardened to the tantrums.
why bring the kid to a pet store and then say NO? thats kinda cruel…like saying heres a million dollars but no you cannot have it, just look.
I take my kids to the zoo, that doesn’t mean they’re bringing home tigers and shit.
Yeah. Most people know ZOO animals can’t come home with you. Unless they are retarded – not the animals. :)
daddy will buy it for her
I think I’m starting to understand why all those soldiers from the future keep coming back and trying to kill her.
holy shit…I wanna buy her a puppy now. WTF kind of Scientology mind control is she using on me??
Very Princess Diana vibe about this. I guess they are trying to send a message to Katie.
Looking at that face I wonder if The Suri has a cute little decorative cloverleaf 666 behind her ear?
First thing that came to my mind. She should have been in The Omen.
“5 years of marriage to dad and you think you can survive anything? We’ll see mother. We’ll see.”
OMFG!!! i laughed SOOOO hard at this…u mr/ms deserve all the awards for that comment
If that poor kid wasn’t emotionally scared in the past five years it is now.
oh yeah, Suri’s gonna have fun with this divorce… of course Tom will buy this little bastard for her! Mommy said no? Don’t you love me Daddy? right now thru 18 should be an awesome ride of indulgence & excess… poor kid
I can’t believe she would even consider getting a puppy from a pet store! How could she not know about puppy mills? I guess Tom kept her in a closet and didn’t let her use the internet. Almost 100% of pet store puppies come from puppy mills. Don’t support those stores!
She’s half human half alien she will use her powers for evil
Like to smack the shit outta her I did it even have half the things this little troll have maybe Tom can use his powers foto buy her that dog like she really needs a dog
The pupppy is cute. Suri deserves that puppy. Tom Cruise and JOhn Travolta caused that car accident because she left Tom. They are violent vengeful people and their bull dozers and snipers. They do not care for Suri. Tom would not get her that puppy. The scientologist religion planned that car accident. I feel that Katie need to watch out and be vigilent about these vengeful men.
Tom Cruise needs to be watche 24 7 and so does John Travolta 24 7 they plan evil against Christians like Katie and Suri. If their watched they will not get away with violent crafty behavior. They are both killers and have caused car accident s FOR OTHER People. They should take a lesson on how to treat a woman watch HOward Stern. He knows how to treat his wife respectfully without this control killer freak nonsence religion.