Katie Holmes is Wearing Bikinis A Lot

July 5th, 2011 // 77 Comments

A penis button, of course.

Tom Cruise, you sly bastard…

Photo: GSI Media, INFdaily


  1. Would someone that knows something about bellybuttons please explain to an ignoramus like me how that happens?

    All I have is my stomach churning and a big WTF.

    • liyah


      sometimes pregnancy will stretch out a person’s bellybutton, or it’ll pop it out. it pretty much just ruins a woman’s stomach…

      but there are some women who give birth and end up still having a decent looking stomach – just few and far apart.

      Most women with money will get it worked on, but still most times it still doesn’t ever look the same.

    • ME

      Yeah pregnancy or if she’s always had an outie, then it’s probably because the doctor didn’t cut the umbilical cord short when she was born and it’s also genetic or she could have been born with Gastroschisis (which is a common condition in which a baby is born with it’s intestines outside it’s body and the doctor has to put them back in.

    • cherisse

      God, people its just her belly button. Katie is still a beautiful girl. And at st times depending on a certain angle which a pic is taken a person can look different than how they really look including a persons body. I seen another picture of her in a bikini and she actually has a flat stomach. Its just her belly button and the angle of the picture that throws her off. But compared to this, this is nothing i seen people who shouldn’t be allowed, who it should be against the law for them to wear bikini’s wear bikinis. but she looks fine to me. If you seen this picture in another angle where the camera isn’t in the air and not straight foward or from the side than you will see how she really looks. Nobody looks how they really look in a picture. Who cares. I don’t know why people spend there time critizing other people which they don’t know.

  2. Ben

    All that work to be thin, then you get a weird navel like that and you look like a fucking freak. I bet Tom asks her to tease his anus with that nubbin. ‘Oh yeah, Katie, gotta small cock for me and I’m going to suck it all night long.’

  3. hmna

    A penis button AND a wrecked abdomen. Thanks, Suri. Thanks a lot.

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    Barney Stinson
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    Well…. she shouldn’t.

  5. steV0dd

    You know you’re in trouble when your belly button is bigger than your tits.

  6. dammit, a penisbutton. on top of herpes.
    rip, boner for katie holmes :(

  7. Spaulding Tarelton

    I’ll bet she’s a frisky minx!

  8. Richard McBeef

    Weird bellybutton? Meh, pretty sure with enough auditing you can make that go away.

  9. See Alice

    Whats wrong with her midsection ?

  10. H-Dogg

    It’s called an umbilical hernia you dolts. It happens.

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    NYC I Banker
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    She needs a one piece, … with a skirt.

  12. LJ

    she should have worn a one a one piece…

  13. Donald Trump

    That navel is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!
    It’s bigger than Howard Stern’s penis!

  14. The Vamp

    She had that before she was pregnant. And that’s not a hernia either. It’s just an outtie accentuated by her extreme thinness. ewwwww

  15. LRonHoover

    Somewhere a seagull is puking up his fish

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    Johnny Pepper
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    Not bad. Not bad at all!

  17. Katie Holmes Bikini
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    what the hell? her last bikini picture she DIDNT have a penis button. Is that thing like a turkey thermometer? “Tom, the turkey’s done. Get off of me.”

  18. Katie Holmes Bikini
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    There are some things no one should have to look at. Katie Holmes is one of them

  19. Venom

    What on Xenu’s purple planet?

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    Double D
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    That navel is the closest thing to a penis Tom Cruise has had in his mouth, except for lots and lots of guys’ penises.

    • Linda

      I’m not sure, but I think a plastic surgeon could fix that terrible belly button thing that she has. She really, really needs to go check it out.

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    Double D
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    Does Xenu forbid asses?

  22. elleinad

    but how does her belly button look so different from the pictures posted 2 weeks ago?

  23. Thermometer’s popped. Turkey’s ready.

  24. Dan

    I can’t be mean to Katie Holmes. She honestly looks MILF good to me – most moms her age are overweight/obese.

  25. Randal

    Katie continues to show poise, even when she jumps out of her acting suit and into her bathing suit. She’s done very well in taking a back seat in her career to support her growing family while Tom puts bread on the table. Even during this time, she’s continued to remain in the spotlight and that’s not easy to do in today’s industry.


  26. cc

    It pops out to let you know that the contents are rancid. After she’s unleashed a veritable gale of fart gas and taken a dump, it will go back in.

  27. I wish Katie and her penis-button would stop wearing bikinis.

  28. Tom

    Still looks better than most of the monkeyfaced blondes on here.

  29. Cardinal Fang

    Compelling proof that she is only good for a blowjob.

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    You would think with all that $, she could have bought a chest, and fixed that tummy.

  32. Katie Holmes Bikini
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    Get that rich breeding container a f**king mu-mu stat! Bitch get yo burkha on before Tommy boy starts sucking on that dicky nip-nip b-button like it’s the last penis at the glory hole.

  33. Katie Holmes Bikini
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    Oh yeah Kelly Ripa? Let’s whip’em out and see who’s is bigger!

  34. That’s not an abdomen, it’s a thorax.

  35. Dude of Dudes

    Lord Xenu’s spaceship is smaller than I thought it would be.

  36. Drunk Driver

    Those legs are hideous. Kill it with fire.

  37. Ponkur

    Aww, shame :(

  38. McPedro Gonzales

    I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that it most likely also has a little mouth filled with tiny teeth.

  39. Marco

    Now I see! The belly button now makes everything make sense. Tom likes men with penises, but, they can’t be bigger penises than his own. So to protect his ego… You get the picture.

  40. Kathie

    I think my husband’s quiver for Katie Holmes is officially dead.

  41. Amy

    If you give enough money to Scientology, you, too, can get over your gayness and have a wife with a penis just the right size for you.

  42. Jason

    She looks terrible. Tom sucked the life out of her. She used to look so youthful but now looks like 40 even though she’s 33.

  43. Hugh Gentry

    turkey’s done!!!

  44. kristine

    OMG!!! Katie looks like a freak..she’s gotta get that hunk of skin removed, its not like they don’t have the bucks to do it either. She also needs some sun to make her look human again. Maybe she should be on True Blood, all sorts of crazy characters there.

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    Yuk! She needs to work out more, cover her up!

  46. Bee Bee

    She really could put on a bit of weight.

  47. Katie Holmes Bikini
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    Poor thing. She really doesn”t look very healthy or attractive.

  48. Danny Dix

    Oh for heavens sake…..

    Its just a lump of flaccid skin. Just get the damn thing circumcised and served up to Rev. Tom in a light sauce and forget about it.

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    she looks good to me, normal not fake.

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    McLisa Tangerine Starfish
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    I never thought I’d see a stomach that would make me want to barf even more than Tara Reid’s…

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