Someone Put a Blinding, White Light in a Bikini. — I Don’t Get It.

April 5th, 2011 // 126 Comments

That’s Kathy Griffin? Are you sure? Because I think I pretty much nailed it in the headline.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. 92gsr

    Not first!


  2. Rancid

    As far as the curtains and rug matching, I don’t want to fucking know.

  3. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    Uh oh, here comes lunch…..!!!

  4. Annie

    I usually don’t hate on pale people but DAMN!!

  5. Carrie–i thought you were burning in hell

  6. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I use her forehead to see around corners.

  7. Chicklette

    If you really look at her, she resembles a pimple.

  8. Jigs

    There is something to be said for that whole porcelain and pale look but sweet god.

  9. Richard McBeef

    Compared to Rosie the Carpet Riveter, KG ain’t looking too bad.

  10. DOucHe BaGELs

    I would tap that ginger ghost all night long. For her age she looks good.

    Maybe I’d use some spray tan as lube.

  11. Come on, this is so photoshopped

  12. Something’s not right when the color of your face matches the color of the earplug you just took out.

  13. youcandieNOW

    You people act like you’ve never seen Shaun White in a bikini.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Looks like the military found it’s new NextGen camouflage for maritime operations…

  15. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks Fish….you owe me a new monitor now

  16. Zombie Nellie Oleson

    Wow, she’s beautiful!

  17. rick

    At first I thought this was story about a girl going back too soon to the beach near the Fukushima Daiichi power plant.

  18. ntlj

    I thought they couldn’t come out during daylight.

  19. Dan

    Honestly, I think she looks good. Not all time greatest, but just really good.

    • Dan

      And by good I mean, if your wife looked like she does at that age, I think you would be really OK with it. She is no Sofia Vergara, but she is height weight proportionate and trying really hard.

  20. That's Funny

    She has a flat butt, Ha Ha !!!

  21. Cock Dr

    Gingerness can be a joy & a burden.
    The sun can never be our friend.

  22. She looks good for a 50 year old woman. Which is why I don’t date 50 year old women.

  23. Honest Abe

    There are some things you just can’t unsee…

  24. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i almost threw up last year’s passover seder came up

  25. sasha

    Some people will not tan no matter what they do. What would you like them to do? Hide so they don’t offend your delicate sensibilities? Or go the Snooki route? Idiots.

  26. Smaug

    she looks like fucking ET when he’s in that sewer all sick.

  27. Her body’s so bright she sunburned her face.

  28. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Come to me, ye all.

  29. KayKay

    Wow Carrot Top sure did lose a whole lotta weight….I guess steroid only last for so long, eh?

  30. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Shocked we didn’t hear about beings of light walking along the beach after seeing this shot.

    Seriously that shit is blinding

  31. 50 or not…bleh….she is one ugly lady. They must use alot of makeup on her to make her look like she does for tv. And…she has the audacity to make fun of people?

  32. And that’s how you make camouflage useless. Her body blends in with the surroundings better than the bikini.

  33. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Would someone please remove this blight from the earth…..this woman(?) is a menace to society…..and just burned the retina’s from my eyes!

  34. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’d my career go? It was here a minute ago…

  35. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it, just because.

  36. brit

    Actually, for half a century, I think she looks good. let’s face it – at 50, none of us will be in our prime, but she’s dong everything she can to maintain her best – she works out 5 times a week, eats carefully and has had some help from the cosmetic surgeon. I wish there were more 50 year olds like her to look at instead of the over-nourished, poor skinned, gunt-carrying, vapid, mom-cut hair types that permeate this age group.
    And she has a sense of humor, which means you won’t be laughed out of the bed when she sees your micro-penis.

  37. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone’s on the vampire bandwagon now. I don’t like how they keep changing the rules though. Remember when they were sexy and couldn’t go out in the sunlight?

  38. ExpletiveBMP

    forget yous haters, I’d blow bubbles in Kathy’s poop chute if she’ll let me.

  39. Rough, conquer passive aggressive angry birds

    I thought pale male was a BIRD in NYC.

  40. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I never understood my own feelings towards redheads. With makeup, most of them are the hottest women around.

    Waking up next to them the next morning, when the makeup has disappeared, makes me want to kill myself.

  41. hey now

    pale people can be beautiful too. Just not this woman. But i mean props to her for not going the route of fake tanning or tanning booths

  42. Go on girl, get you some sun.

  43. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeff Dunham’s latest dummy can even walk on its own.

  44. Ed

    I’d give her a go . . . but that voice . . . dont want to imagine her fnck sounds.

  45. Mmm...Irony

    Melanin FAIL: Requiring a camouflage bikini to actually keep you visible in your surroundings.

  46. Just Saying...

    Looks just like Christina Hendricks, but 30 pounds thinner and without the road map of blue veins stretched across her big, fake titties.

  47. Plobes

    she has beautiful alabaster skin

    not everyone has to be TAN

  48. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Carrot Top lost muscle and grew breasts.

  49. j_bryon

    Looks like Carrot Top lost muscle and grew breasts.

  50. And there is your answer to why redheads used to get burned at the stake so much…

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