Kate Hudson’s almost nipple slip at AMAs

November 23rd, 2009 // 80 Comments

While presenting at the American Music Awards, Kate Hudson narrowly avoided flashing one of her tiny nips to millions of viewers last night. Fortunately her complete and total lack of breasts averted a disaster that would’ve probably caused Nicole Kidman to shatter into a million pieces just from making a facial expression. “Heavens me, there’s her nipple. Slowly smile. Slowly. Slowly. Easy. No laughing.. teehee.” *CRASH SHATTER DUST*

Photos: Getty
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  1. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    that’s a man (maybe two), baby.

  2. Que

    Que has breastes? No see.

  3. 89dvo

    Maybe A-Roid could buy her implants

  4. Bigo

    she could have gone topless, the only thing we would see is her two chest pimples

  5. Emily

    eeek, photoshop disaster!

  6. Jann

    She may have small breasts( I dont care), but I still love her to death.

  7. Lila

    No Boobs, no problem. Her ass is still phenomenal!!

  8. No

    No breast no problem? There is a problem when a woman has 0 breasts tissue.

  9. Kathleen

    Wow, that sucks, lol

  10. Tom cruise

    she has the body of a 12 year old boy. if you like Kate Hudson you’re a gay pedophile and you should burn in hell

  11. Eleventh!

    Eleventh!

  12. joho777

    Who cares. I fell in love with Kate after seeing the character “Penny Lane” that she created for “Almost Famous. She is a winner.

    And if fat breasts are the only thing important to you, then go follow Pamela Anderson or Shauna Sand.

    Sooner ot later all of you wanking teenies will learn there is more to women than just their breast size.

  13. um

    I love you Fish, you’re hilarious.

  14. Rough's P.O.V.

    Im going out on a limb and diagnose Kate with chronic insecurity…

  15. Champ

    You are wrong joho. Its only about the breasts. Rookie.

  16. Hanson Danson

    That’s a terrible dress. She can rock little boobs in other outfits.

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  18. bousi

    it’s funny because if kate hudson ever gave you a chance (which would never happen) you would feel like a god. personally, I think a woman who is in shape and flat looks much better than a fat, lazy bitch with huge boobs. it says a lot about their personality, and yours if you judge people on their breast size. and no, I’m not flat. THANKYAAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. Whatever

    Eww.

  20. Women with no breast are freaks of nature

    What purpose in a natural world does a titless whore serve? Oh I get it you can stick your penis in Kate’s anus. Doesn’t sound very…sanitary. I love how some of the over the hill and under the radar ugly sluts here defend this mammary free mammmal.

  21. the doctor

    should have gotten a boob job before she got famous

  22. Danielle

    She’s showing what she’s got, even if It’s not a lot. Damn her for being real &confident with what she actually has!! the nerve..

  23. over the hill

    garbage!!….NEXT

  24. 777

    She is adorable. I hope that the whole implants thing is a fad. It is idiotic for small framed women to have giant breasts. Retarded even.

  25. Flower

    Wow! Rather asymmetrical, aren’t they?

  26. Justin Freimann

    Is it just me or is her nip down near her belly button?

  27. show us what you aint got

    why would a woman with no chest show us her chest? well I take it she has had a charmed life being the illustrious and oh so important “Goldie” baby. If not for that she would be what she is in reality – a breastless congenital amputee.

  28. Love

    Whoever (this is for you men) talks and focuses just on breast is not a person worth to be with. Kate Hudson is a beautiful person. I love her regardless. If you men love breast too much, go date the whores and stop yacking about this.

  29. for the haters out there

    Think about it…. low self-esteem women with no careers and small breasts will get breast implant to get men.

    For confident women with beauty and solid great careers, they dont need to get breast implant to get guys because they are confident and they can still get much awesome guys like M.D, lawyers, dentist, etc…….

    Whoever chooses not to get implants always receive lots of respect from men. Trust me on this one!

  30. Henrietta

    Good point @ 29. She could have bought implants at any point in her life. I respect the non implants, non tatooed non conformist women everywhere. Believe me when I tell you that there are men who enjoy all sizes of women. Maybe not the guys who like to be silly on pink websites like the Superfish, but real live men.

  31. ugh

    she has monkey ears. ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

  32. Starving milkless infant

    To the three women above me might I venture that you are all flat-as-a-board females who suffered the horrors of going to the beach looking like a guy, not having the looks (being cruelly deformed) to get a decent boyfriend and, not having the sex appeal of a full blouse, learned to master the art of the only appeal you had to offer – blow jobs?
    At least this way you could offer yourselves up as second rate dates and at least get to go to see a movie or two. That is when the girls with actual female bodyparts a.k.a. breasts were not available.
    I feel sorry for you. I admit to using many of your “kind” all through my years of expoiting women.
    I would like to thank you, I guess. Now lay on your stomache.

  33. Fai

    Bah ..#31 beat me to it. Was just about to say how surprised I was that nobody had mentioned her fucking enormous ears.

  34. kramer

    @15

    You’re wrong buddyboy. It’s always about the ass, always.

    I don’t mind small breasts at all, but these are rather unflattering.

  35. Get a job freak

    32. Yes we know, you are here all day, every day talking about this one or that ones tits. You must be a plastic surgeon.

  36. ugh

    #33: yeah, wtf?!? i always thought she was kind of cute, but now that i see these ears…

  37. richard

    she’s nasty

  38. @32

    Starving, Your many years of exploiting women is really just you abusing your own hand. You don’t have to apologize for self abuse, freak-o!!! Now go pop in some porn before Mom calls you to dinner. It is sooo humiliting when Mom catches you exploiting all your women.

  39. Jay Popeski

    Personally I think Kate looks great in that outfit. Fuck the haters.

  40. Fsyko Looser

    Starving milkless infant about sums you up. What did mama do to you to make you hate women so much? On second thought, who gives a shit what your whore mother did.

  41. Perry

    Women with no breast are freaks of nature
    show us what you aint got
    Starving milkless infant
    **********
    The above poster is the same person who does this on every post. I personally think it is a jealous fat chick, the women always are fit and pretty that she calls deformed.

  42. arods milk bottle

    lol.. we love sex..we talk about all the time..i even tell my mom goldie hawn.

  43. a woman without breasts - the horror

    Incredible that a female that actually lacks a fundamental aspect of womanhood and sensuality (other than making meals and cleaningwhat other functions might a woman offer) is able to get acting jobs in Holywood! She must be connected well.
    As to me having sex with my hand, I must admit I enjoy the experience and my mother has nice big boobies! Real firm ones that are taut to the touch and luscious!mmmmmmmm! I digress. Kate needs emergency plastic surgery.

  44. Melrose

    Kate is adorable – but that dress is a crime and her hair looks like she just came from the gym.

  45. EK

    Nice pecs, dude.l

  46. Hank

    Kate must be incredible in bed, because she is not the hottest chick around and has bedded a string of A-list men. I bet she is a 3-input gal, and makes sure her man (men) have the best ride of their lives. Damn, she must be something . . . .

  47. V

    Remember when Gertie dressed up E.T. in the blonde wig and dress? That’s exactly what Kate Hudson looks like

  48. ?

    Wow… you people are insane.
    I’m sure each and every one of you is perfect.
    So fuck anyone who isn’t perfect, how dare they be famous.
    I thought the website was called The Superficial cause it dealt with the superficial lives and ways of certain celebrities.
    Never realized it was called The Superficial cause everyone who goes on it is so frickin dumb.
    I would love to see pictures of every person (especially the men) who have written evil comments. I would laugh for the next century.
    But hey, keeps you entertained and makes the rest of us feel alot better about ourselves! ;)

  49. ?

    Wow… you people are insane.
    I’m sure each and every one of you is perfect.
    So fuck anyone who isn’t perfect, how dare they be famous.
    I thought the website was called The Superficial cause it dealt with the superficial lives and ways of certain celebrities.
    Never realized it was called The Superficial cause everyone who goes on it is so frickin dumb.
    I would love to see pictures of every person (especially the men) who have written evil comments. I would laugh for the next century.
    But hey, keeps you entertained and makes the rest of us feel alot better about ourselves! ;)

  50. yuki

    kate makes kidman look like a weekend crossdresser.

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