Kate Hudson’s almost nipple slip at AMAs

November 23rd, 2009 // 80 Comments

While presenting at the American Music Awards, Kate Hudson narrowly avoided flashing one of her tiny nips to millions of viewers last night. Fortunately her complete and total lack of breasts averted a disaster that would’ve probably caused Nicole Kidman to shatter into a million pieces just from making a facial expression. “Heavens me, there’s her nipple. Slowly smile. Slowly. Slowly. Easy. No laughing.. teehee.” *CRASH SHATTER DUST*

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Comments (80)

  1. rumble grumble gurgle roar | November 23, 2009 at 10:54 am

    that’s a man (maybe two), baby.

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  2. Que | November 23, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Que has breastes? No see.

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  3. 89dvo | November 23, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Maybe A-Roid could buy her implants

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  4. Bigo | November 23, 2009 at 11:03 am

    she could have gone topless, the only thing we would see is her two chest pimples

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  5. Emily | November 23, 2009 at 11:05 am

    eeek, photoshop disaster!

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  6. Jann | November 23, 2009 at 11:14 am

    She may have small breasts( I dont care), but I still love her to death.

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  7. Lila | November 23, 2009 at 11:17 am

    No Boobs, no problem. Her ass is still phenomenal!!

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  8. No | November 23, 2009 at 11:21 am

    No breast no problem? There is a problem when a woman has 0 breasts tissue.

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  9. Kathleen | November 23, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Wow, that sucks, lol

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  10. Tom cruise | November 23, 2009 at 11:30 am

    she has the body of a 12 year old boy. if you like Kate Hudson you’re a gay pedophile and you should burn in hell

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  11. Eleventh! | November 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Eleventh!

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  12. joho777 | November 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Who cares. I fell in love with Kate after seeing the character “Penny Lane” that she created for “Almost Famous. She is a winner.

    And if fat breasts are the only thing important to you, then go follow Pamela Anderson or Shauna Sand.

    Sooner ot later all of you wanking teenies will learn there is more to women than just their breast size.

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  13. um | November 23, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I love you Fish, you’re hilarious.

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  14. Rough's P.O.V. | November 23, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Im going out on a limb and diagnose Kate with chronic insecurity…

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  15. Champ | November 23, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    You are wrong joho. Its only about the breasts. Rookie.

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  16. Hanson Danson | November 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    That’s a terrible dress. She can rock little boobs in other outfits.

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  17. dr hulda clark | November 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    its good dress visit my site dr hulda clark

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  18. bousi | November 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    it’s funny because if kate hudson ever gave you a chance (which would never happen) you would feel like a god. personally, I think a woman who is in shape and flat looks much better than a fat, lazy bitch with huge boobs. it says a lot about their personality, and yours if you judge people on their breast size. and no, I’m not flat. THANKYAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  19. Whatever | November 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Eww.

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  20. Women with no breast are freaks of nature | November 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    What purpose in a natural world does a titless whore serve? Oh I get it you can stick your penis in Kate’s anus. Doesn’t sound very…sanitary. I love how some of the over the hill and under the radar ugly sluts here defend this mammary free mammmal.

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  21. the doctor | November 23, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    should have gotten a boob job before she got famous

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  22. Danielle | November 23, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    She’s showing what she’s got, even if It’s not a lot. Damn her for being real &confident with what she actually has!! the nerve..

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  23. over the hill | November 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    garbage!!….NEXT

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  24. 777 | November 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    She is adorable. I hope that the whole implants thing is a fad. It is idiotic for small framed women to have giant breasts. Retarded even.

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  25. Flower | November 23, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Wow! Rather asymmetrical, aren’t they?

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  26. Justin Freimann | November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Is it just me or is her nip down near her belly button?

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  27. show us what you aint got | November 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    why would a woman with no chest show us her chest? well I take it she has had a charmed life being the illustrious and oh so important “Goldie” baby. If not for that she would be what she is in reality – a breastless congenital amputee.

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  28. Love | November 23, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Whoever (this is for you men) talks and focuses just on breast is not a person worth to be with. Kate Hudson is a beautiful person. I love her regardless. If you men love breast too much, go date the whores and stop yacking about this.

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  29. for the haters out there | November 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Think about it…. low self-esteem women with no careers and small breasts will get breast implant to get men.

    For confident women with beauty and solid great careers, they dont need to get breast implant to get guys because they are confident and they can still get much awesome guys like M.D, lawyers, dentist, etc…….

    Whoever chooses not to get implants always receive lots of respect from men. Trust me on this one!

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  30. Henrietta | November 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Good point @ 29. She could have bought implants at any point in her life. I respect the non implants, non tatooed non conformist women everywhere. Believe me when I tell you that there are men who enjoy all sizes of women. Maybe not the guys who like to be silly on pink websites like the Superfish, but real live men.

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  31. ugh | November 23, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    she has monkey ears. ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  32. Starving milkless infant | November 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    To the three women above me might I venture that you are all flat-as-a-board females who suffered the horrors of going to the beach looking like a guy, not having the looks (being cruelly deformed) to get a decent boyfriend and, not having the sex appeal of a full blouse, learned to master the art of the only appeal you had to offer – blow jobs?
    At least this way you could offer yourselves up as second rate dates and at least get to go to see a movie or two. That is when the girls with actual female bodyparts a.k.a. breasts were not available.
    I feel sorry for you. I admit to using many of your “kind” all through my years of expoiting women.
    I would like to thank you, I guess. Now lay on your stomache.

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  33. Fai | November 23, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Bah ..#31 beat me to it. Was just about to say how surprised I was that nobody had mentioned her fucking enormous ears.

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  34. kramer | November 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    @15

    You’re wrong buddyboy. It’s always about the ass, always.

    I don’t mind small breasts at all, but these are rather unflattering.

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  35. Get a job freak | November 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    32. Yes we know, you are here all day, every day talking about this one or that ones tits. You must be a plastic surgeon.

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  36. ugh | November 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    #33: yeah, wtf?!? i always thought she was kind of cute, but now that i see these ears…

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  37. richard | November 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    she’s nasty

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  38. @32 | November 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Starving, Your many years of exploiting women is really just you abusing your own hand. You don’t have to apologize for self abuse, freak-o!!! Now go pop in some porn before Mom calls you to dinner. It is sooo humiliting when Mom catches you exploiting all your women.

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  39. Jay Popeski | November 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Personally I think Kate looks great in that outfit. Fuck the haters.

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  40. Fsyko Looser | November 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Starving milkless infant about sums you up. What did mama do to you to make you hate women so much? On second thought, who gives a shit what your whore mother did.

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  41. Perry | November 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Women with no breast are freaks of nature
    show us what you aint got
    Starving milkless infant
    **********
    The above poster is the same person who does this on every post. I personally think it is a jealous fat chick, the women always are fit and pretty that she calls deformed.

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  42. arods milk bottle | November 23, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    lol.. we love sex..we talk about all the time..i even tell my mom goldie hawn.

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  43. a woman without breasts - the horror | November 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Incredible that a female that actually lacks a fundamental aspect of womanhood and sensuality (other than making meals and cleaningwhat other functions might a woman offer) is able to get acting jobs in Holywood! She must be connected well.
    As to me having sex with my hand, I must admit I enjoy the experience and my mother has nice big boobies! Real firm ones that are taut to the touch and luscious!mmmmmmmm! I digress. Kate needs emergency plastic surgery.

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  44. Melrose | November 23, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Kate is adorable – but that dress is a crime and her hair looks like she just came from the gym.

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  45. EK | November 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Nice pecs, dude.l

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  46. Hank | November 23, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Kate must be incredible in bed, because she is not the hottest chick around and has bedded a string of A-list men. I bet she is a 3-input gal, and makes sure her man (men) have the best ride of their lives. Damn, she must be something . . . .

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  47. V | November 23, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Remember when Gertie dressed up E.T. in the blonde wig and dress? That’s exactly what Kate Hudson looks like

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  48. ? | November 23, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Wow… you people are insane.
    I’m sure each and every one of you is perfect.
    So fuck anyone who isn’t perfect, how dare they be famous.
    I thought the website was called The Superficial cause it dealt with the superficial lives and ways of certain celebrities.
    Never realized it was called The Superficial cause everyone who goes on it is so frickin dumb.
    I would love to see pictures of every person (especially the men) who have written evil comments. I would laugh for the next century.
    But hey, keeps you entertained and makes the rest of us feel alot better about ourselves! ;)

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  49. ? | November 23, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Wow… you people are insane.
    I’m sure each and every one of you is perfect.
    So fuck anyone who isn’t perfect, how dare they be famous.
    I thought the website was called The Superficial cause it dealt with the superficial lives and ways of certain celebrities.
    Never realized it was called The Superficial cause everyone who goes on it is so frickin dumb.
    I would love to see pictures of every person (especially the men) who have written evil comments. I would laugh for the next century.
    But hey, keeps you entertained and makes the rest of us feel alot better about ourselves! ;)

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  50. yuki | November 23, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    kate makes kidman look like a weekend crossdresser.

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